Judge Merchan is reading Trump memes reposted by prospective jurors into the record and periodically apologizing for any offense given. The latest: "Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave."
This is probably the first time he hasn't been shielded from mockery since the Obama speech at the WH Correspondents' Dinner. I'm sure he'll handle this with similar calm and grace.
Is there any way to make this meme reading process last through the summer? Absent that, just require him to attend all court proceedings for all cases until the end of (his) time?
We now have 6 jurors sworn in for Trump's NY criminal trial! That's a third of the way there (12 jurors + 6 alternates). We also have a foreperson. He has an Irish accent, lives in Harlem, likes to do outdoorsy things, and watches both Fox News *and* MSNBC. Pool description from yesterday:
Are the people who reposted TFG-approving memes (the golden calf, angelic armor, messiah-complex but in a "good" way) also being dismissed?
Or is it just impossible to find any like that in this jury pool? (The latter would make sense since That Man is, was, and always will be a schmuck in NYC.)
I want this process to go on for a really long time...
"Sorry, your honor, we've brought in 10,000 prospective jurors and every single one has 'said mean things' about Trump on Twitter."
Until now, I thought there was no point in posting funny Trump memes. But now I know there might be a chance to humiliate him in court, so I have revised my opinion.