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Joshua J. Friedman

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Judge Merchan is reading Trump memes reposted by prospective jurors into the record and periodically apologizing for any offense given. The latest: "Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave."

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ariel gordon 's avatar ariel gordon @arielgordon.bsky.social
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This is probably the first time he hasn't been shielded from mockery since the Obama speech at the WH Correspondents' Dinner. I'm sure he'll handle this with similar calm and grace.

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Matt Ferrel 🍦's avatar Matt Ferrel 🍦 @mattferrel.bsky.social
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Is there any way to make this meme reading process last through the summer? Absent that, just require him to attend all court proceedings for all cases until the end of (his) time?

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Mark Elliott's avatar Mark Elliott @thatmarkelliott.bsky.social
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Is he reading them slowly and deliberately, in a deadpan voice? Is he pausing occasionally to look up at Trump when he gets to a good bit?

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Russ's avatar Russ @massivruss.bsky.social
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Was it required for prospective jurors to provide SM profiles? Or is it on each side to dig around?

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Reminds me of this Veep scene. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eETu...

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King's avatar The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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Okay maybe this guy shouldn't be on the jury but I'd vote for him

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Lance Ellisor's avatar Lance Ellisor @ellisor.bsky.social
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the small comfort that, at least, we have something to laugh at.

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JoyousPanther's avatar JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social
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Henry's avatar Henry @phrozen.com
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Ok, LMAO at that one

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Andy Pearlman's avatar Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social
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This feels as if it is the Streisand Effect in action if people already didn't have a negative view on Trump in Manhattan

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montage of memes clowning drumpf...cut to drumpf reaction face....*curb your enthusiasm music* to black screen

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SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️ @simplypsyke.bsky.social
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So we can now say that "Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave" is on the record

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Not Fat Mike's avatar Not Fat Mike @strkanerve.bsky.social
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This is funny and stupid and he totally earned all the hate he gets but his lawyers see this as the strategy to move this court to Long Island.

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Mike McNasty 's avatar Mike McNasty @cemeterywind.bsky.social
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😮

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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we can't let this juror serve, their posts are a deadly weapon in the wrong hands we could lose all of lower manhattan to lulz

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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We now have 6 jurors sworn in for Trump's NY criminal trial! That's a third of the way there (12 jurors + 6 alternates). We also have a foreperson. He has an Irish accent, lives in Harlem, likes to do outdoorsy things, and watches both Fox News *and* MSNBC. Pool description from yesterday:

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Bryy Miller's avatar Bryy Miller @bryymiller.bsky.social
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I would literally hate to be in Trump's jury selection. It's gonna take weeks.

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sigma7's avatar sigma7 @sigma7.bsky.social
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Seen 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Seen 🏳️‍🌈 @seen4.bsky.social
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Trump’s personal Good News Printer lawyer must be working in overdrive to combat these

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]'s avatar Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay
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Hahahahahahahahahahs

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Peter Organisciak's avatar Peter Organisciak @organi.bsky.social
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How do you find a jury for somebody so odious to the masses

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Derek's avatar Derek @dmrma413.bsky.social
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Holy shit lmao this is awesome

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Ilsa's avatar Ilsa @solarcycle25.bsky.social
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I haven’t laughed until my eyes watered in a very long time. 😭😂

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Artologica 's avatar Artologica @artologica.net
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The_Turtle_Moves's avatar The_Turtle_Moves @theturtlemoves.bsky.social
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Trump has to sit for 'the reading of the memes'? Worth every cent of taxpayer money that went into this investigation for that alone.

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Hyphen's avatar Hyphen @jo-hyphen-ann.bsky.social
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Are the people who reposted TFG-approving memes (the golden calf, angelic armor, messiah-complex but in a "good" way) also being dismissed? Or is it just impossible to find any like that in this jury pool? (The latter would make sense since That Man is, was, and always will be a schmuck in NYC.)

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Starlit_Stella's avatar Starlit_Stella @starlilstella.bsky.social
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. These are getting better and better.

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Dr. Wombat 's avatar Dr. Wombat @aspyre.bsky.social
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None of us would make this jury, is what I'm getting from this process.

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HudsonRiverCroc's avatar HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
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We need a detailed account of every meme read to his face

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Ceiling Cat's avatar Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
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It’s a celebrity roast, without the celebrities

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Rick does Math and Stuff's avatar Rick does Math and Stuff @mathandstuff.bsky.social
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I want this process to go on for a really long time... "Sorry, your honor, we've brought in 10,000 prospective jurors and every single one has 'said mean things' about Trump on Twitter."

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Matt's avatar Matt @mtblah.bsky.social
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NGL, I would love to watch him reacting in realtime to a deadpan reading of all the stuff that’s out there about him

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The chicken lady's avatar The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
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See? That's what I mean..

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Tim's avatar Tim @7amkickoff.com
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I would like judge Merchan to do an 8 hour session of reading anti-Trump memes like this into the record.

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Wraithtek's avatar Wraithtek @wraithtek.bsky.social
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Crossing my fingers that this one makes it into the record. imgur.com/DPfr4ry

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Call me Umma - Outside Agitator's avatar Call me Umma - Outside Agitator @ummagummibear.bsky.social
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Until now, I thought there was no point in posting funny Trump memes. But now I know there might be a chance to humiliate him in court, so I have revised my opinion.

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jess m. ☁️'s avatar jess m. ☁️ @jam-etc.bsky.social
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Holy shit

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liberalvixen's avatar liberalvixen @liberalvixen.bsky.social
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Elizabeth Tamny's avatar Elizabeth Tamny @etamny.bsky.social
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I’m not unhappy about this

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Thefourthvine's avatar Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social
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📌

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Ali Trotta's avatar Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social
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😂😂😂

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