Kashana @kashana.bsky.social

Two years ago: you’ll be fine if you lose roe, you’re just freaking out. Today: you ever thought about getting an pregnancy emergency helicopter frequent customer card?

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Jay "Ceasefire" Parr @crankypacifist.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

Totally affordable.

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Ben the Hammerhead @benhammerhead.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

I’m sure they’re cheaper at Costco

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Pedro @petenaps.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Another state I had hoped to visit that will never see a penny from me

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El Gato Astronomico @astrocat.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

A mystery why birth rates are falling

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Dani @daniskitchen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

my god this is bleak

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Tom @alttag.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

It may sound weird to (sub)urban folks, but air ambulance memberships are surprisingly normal in rural areas.

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Jennifer Winch @jlwinch1.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

It would seem to be easier to GTHO of Idaho before they close the borders & airports to females under the age of 55. Oregon, Nevada, and Washington aren't that far away.

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Dumbstash @dnlmsstch.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Next year: it's illegal to fly someone on a medevac unless you can prove their are not pregnant and a court has ruled that is ok

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@waterloo45.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

They will make that illegal

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Just (Dr.) Monica @pkpd-babe.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

Capitalism coming in to save the day, in a most dystopian way, and only if you can afford it.

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hand_to_eye @delightw2023.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Does Medicaid cover this? /S

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Jared @karicrockcomics.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Cops have to work harder to pull over a helicopter.

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Jay the Ent-Larch @jaypeldred.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

This is how we get “Platinum Level Trauma Team” isn’t it?

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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

NB: this kind of insurance is pretty common for people who live in remote rural areas. Advising people who live near substantial hospitals to get it is fucking bananas.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Never forget. Also, never sooner that she has defended this gibberish as “right at the time.”

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scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

At least we can all feel confident none of these medical professionals are in cahoots.

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RTOIT @rtoit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 12:22 UTC

Good Lord.

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Fart To Table @farttotable.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

It's so awkward getting a 'copter pool

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Mordekai Vesuvius @kendarvesuvius.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

The med pass from Cyberpunk is real I guess. I hate this.

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George Dubya @itisgeorge.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

Question: Idaho recently passed a law (on hold in the courts for now) saying that anyone who helps a minor get an out of state abortion is guilty of human trafficking and will get at least 2 years in prison. Would Life Flight etc. even be willing to transport these patients?

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Cyberpilot @cyberpilot.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

Trauma Team Platinum membership when? Or do you prefer the Super-Platinum DocWagon membership? Capitalism means choice. It's Pro-Choice*, even! * Terms and Conditions apply.

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Ron Cox @monkyhead.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

It’s funny how we all just kind of accept that conservatives are insane

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Steve Holmes @bottyguy.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

Roe was great for the economy!

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MaxTheWonderDog @mymaxknows.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

It's impossible for me to more disgusted by this necessity.

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pinguino @pinguhaus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

this is the worst timeline

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A_lethe_ion @aletheion.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Ah so the RL shitty version of trauma team, coming to you in a murican state nearby America 'where rapists dreams come true' *jingle*

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@cateatdog.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

"Do you have protection?" "You mean a medical transport membership?"

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LaMinx @laminx.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

Yep. And that’s why my mind just 🤯 when Dems (or maybe they really aren’t) claim they will not vote for Biden.

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Julia S. @booktweeting.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

are you a frequent flyer with us, ma’am? NO would you like to be? 😱

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doodlemancy 🏳️‍🌈 @doodlemancy.com [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

i think sometime we should just all go outside at once and scream really loud. maybe that would work??? i don't know anymore

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Chad R @rpgeek12.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

ah yes. Fuck.

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Head go boomy @smullins3000.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

We need the living internet wall of shame for every pundit that claimed people were overreacting.

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