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Lauren

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Writer, recycler, friendly Midwesterner, government comms guy. Opinions my cat's, rambling stories my own.


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Currently running on the position, "ACAB does not include the IRS"

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Every single American news outlet: Tony P from DC to answer questions about whether Biden is fit to run! George Clooney expresses concerns over Joe's mental agility! HAWK TUAH GIRL LOOKS LIKE SHE DOESN'T THINK HE CAN WIN BECAUSE HE'S JUST NOT THAT FAST AT SUDOKU. Meanstwhile:

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Amanda Marcotte's avatar Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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Project 2025 is terrifying. The people behind it are also weird. Meet John McEntee, who ran personnel for Trump's White House.

He also runs a shady "dating" app for lonely MAGA men.

The marketing for the app is more pathetic than you're imagining.
www.salon.com/2024/07/10/t...

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Flew Spirit for the first time. Now THIS is travel. The seats? Plastic. The passengers? Stinky. The staff? Rude as hell. $49 and I did not get stuck in Baltimore (cc: AMERICAN). There is no qualitative difference between airlines unless you are flying business. Put me on the MTA of the skies.

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My (very Bostonian) boyfriend: "When Philly had the newspaper of record, ya know we're in trouble as a nation"

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Philly Inquirer continue to keep it legit. Biden is being held to a standard that Trump isn't. Fuck you all.

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Wow, maybe competence and experience really does matter for public services. Who knew? (Anyone who studies public organizations. Or, really, anyone with an ounce of common sense).

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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It is, perhaps, good to acknowledge that most Americans do not have any opinions on the NYT ed page at all

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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These are terrible human beings, and they should be kept as far away from power as possible.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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This 4th of July feels very "limited edition"

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I gotta say, I think we're just about all set on the debate takes.

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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oh you're going to Leave America if Trump wins? buddy, you couldn't leave Twitter when the Nazi took over so simmer down lol

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Stop making jokes and recognize that your account on a microblogging site known by 4% of the American population and whose most famous user is Weird Al Yankovich could single-handedly win or lose this election

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Okay, would it be correct to assume that a president cannot pardon people convicted of state-level crimes, but can now execute a jailbreak without repercussion?

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Okay my new thing is: we Freaky Friday him and Buttigieg for a few months. Pete would talk his way into a landslide presidential win. Biden would actually regulate the railroads.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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They've been lying in the grass a long time but Hawaii finally came for us

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...oh...oh I don't think we have to do it for this one, bless.

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Charles Johnson's avatar Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
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The only upside to that miserable debate is that it changed absolutely nobody’s vote.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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"We were doing very well with addiction until the covid came along" is a true statement about my household and Chipotle Mexican Grill

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Helena Fitzgerald 's avatar Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
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can’t believe how many of you are actually watching The Elder Abuse Hunger Games

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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Just reiterating this, because, unfortunately, it appears to be increasingly relevant.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Yeah, Biden sounds old. But after a 4-year break, I am shocked by how much this guy still sounds like the worst boss we've each had.

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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Trump: "Follow Your Heart On Rape, Incest"

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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No but seriously this court is a massive obstacle to necessary environmental action and fixing it is essential

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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That RV has huge "can't wait to park this at the air show" energy

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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who up enhancing their page with user-friendly icons

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Happy "pretend the debates matter!" day to those who celebrate!

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Amanda Marcotte's avatar Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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"Everyone already knows Trump is a liar. There's no need to 'prove' it.

"Biden can simply assert that Trump's statement is a lie, and move onto what really matters:

"Why he's lying and how it hurts the country."

www.salon.com/2024/06/27/c...

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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I would be less NIMBY if Ohio wasn't ransacked by non-local developers who squeeze towns for abatements in exchange for Ryan Homes, low-paying warehouses, and gravel mines.

Would genuinely like someone to tell me what to think on this topic outside of San Fran and NYC.

time.com/6565036/nimb...

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Revisiting this, I wish Murthy hadn't issued A Bad Opinion like, days before he issued A Good Opinion (the gun one) and then also had a groundbreaking SCOTUS victory. Does not help the brand. This is a similar review to what my friends say about me.

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Aaron Rupar's avatar Aaron Rupar @atrupar.bsky.social
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Biden should walk on stage doing this with Mountain Dews tomorrow

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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I firmly believe Bowman will be a one-off: a singular weirdo and a weak candidate in a tough primary. I look forward to AIPAC blasting, like, Greg Casar in the general and losing a ton of cash.

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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Not wanting AIPAC, which backed a GOP majority in 2022, to pick Democratic nominees feels like a pretty simple principle to hold.

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Adam Serwer's avatar Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social
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Describing Christian Nationalism as simply “Christian” is a baffling editorial choice but certainly one Christian Nationalists would approve of

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Welcome to Ohio, where corporate devs are facing pressure to fix IF overwhelm and regulate environmental pressure...by the utility companies.

Pretty sure our legislature believes the constitution guarantees the Inalienable Right to Do What Fucking Ever Is Profitable.

www.wyso.org/2024-06-21/a...

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Dr. SkySkull's avatar Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social
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If you are unwilling to vote for Biden as a matter of moral principles, that’s your choice. If you pretend that it somehow sill produce some sort of positive outcome, then you’re a fool and a liar.

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My immediate thought on the Travis cameo in London is:

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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"months of navigating city bureaucracy" = basically like, fighting and eventually following rules and ordinances

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I grew up Republican because Republicans "care about rural America" (90s farm subsidies? maybe?) and like they aren't even pretending now.

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I genuinely do not understand how people don't think Biden is...like...decent+ on student loans? Anyone I know with loans is paying less--often hundreds of dollars less--monthly. I have $20k slated to be forgiven soon. A friend was just forgiven >$100k. Like how do we fix this perception sitch?

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Michael Gruar's avatar Michael Gruar @mgruar.bsky.social
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Boston has the chance to do the funniest thing right now: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...

Like, the number of people you could get on board just to beat New York has got to be non-zero, right?

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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The thing is, the public does not want Schedule F. Almost 9 in 10 Democrats *and* Republicans support a nonpartisan civil service. They trust civil servants much more than they trust politicians. And they are right, because the civil servants provide more stability, responsiveness and competence.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Happy to report that I yelled "this is going to ruin the tour" into another office and six people responded "THE WORLD TOUR" with no explanation needed, it's working.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Their downtown has been redeveloped in a really positive way! But, of course, now that there's one nice block there--let's ditch any brownfield improvement work for some dumb shit by the highway 🙄

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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Maybe the last frontier is simply development directors discovering new ways to say that they're converting farmland to shitty malls.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkarch.bsky.social
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I wanted to post the mugshot with "over the legal LIMITLESS (2011)" and then discovered that B Coop, not JT, was the star of Limitless (2011).

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