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Andrew Fleer
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Me IRL
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109 followers 468 following 213 posts
Full time cat butler, part time beach go-er, nyc public defender, and conflicted football lover (she/her)
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Andrew Fleer
@andrewfleer.bsky.social
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Me IRL
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0
@tammi.bsky.social
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ApocalypticaNow
@apocalypticanow.bsky.social
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The best female candidate is the hypothetical one
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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My mother’s ob/gyn gave her a hard time about how she hadn’t followed up on her mammogram. In person. After my mom was also post double mastectomy. And post chemo. I truly can’t fathom and I know she found it super triggering. I’m sorry this happened to you too and appalled it’s apparently common!
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Quinta Jurecic
@qjurecic.bsky.social
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it's time to bring this wonderful image (created by Anthony Michael Kreis) over to Bluesky
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Max Berger
@maxberger.bsky.social
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Me? I'm an originalist. I don't believe the Supreme Court should have judicial review.
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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I’m hoping whiskey and spaghetti will solve the problem, because carbs and alcohol are my primary coping mechanisms and frankly, no one, not even god, can fucking judge me
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Look man, I had to look a shaking teenager in the eyes and tell him he was in fact going to Rikers tonight. We have so many fucking problems & no one in power is even equipped to identify them, let alone solve them. I’m so fucking mad & tired & despondent. Just truly the worst people w/all the power
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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And frankly I’m more angry about Adams, hochul, and NY legislators than anything. 8 million people and this is our leadership? We deserve so much better. This kid deserves better. Fuck these ghouls who think we don’t
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Look man, I had to look a shaking teenager in the eyes and tell him he was in fact going to Rikers tonight. We have so many fucking problems & no one in power is even equipped to identify them, let alone solve them. I’m so fucking mad & tired & despondent. Just truly the worst people w/all the power
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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how does living in this world not radicalize you
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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I would absolutely suck at being mayor. The problem is I know a few people who I actually think would be very good at it. And im just some dude! So…is this really the best we can do?!? (She asks, despairingly)
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My very worst take is I love this weather. I want to just lay on a rock and read. The problem is I’m not allowed to do this. Outrageous!
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Husband @matapacos.bsky.social screened a DVD of Teen Witch in our backyard for his birthday. I was truly unprepared for the banger "I like boys," the rapping, the fashion, or literally anythjng else.
The 80s! What a time for media!
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Cooper Lund
@cooperlund.bsky.social
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This is both a correct and obvious strategy. Let’s go for the throat.
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David Buchanan
@retr0.id
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Planning a trip to The Internet? Learn this handy phrase before you go: "I do not have the required background to form opinions on this topic"
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Oh damn you’re right! Just straight up an ad for meth! It does make meth seem kind of charming
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Prisonculture
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"this is how the system is supposed to work" - OK, you do know that the system absolutely sucks, correct?
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Is this bringing awareness to the idea that anyone/unexpected people could have an issue with meth? A good public service goal Or is it saying that this man is ready to combat meth via language a middle manager would use in an email? I fear it is the latter…
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Philip Bump
@pbump.com
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If anyone should know that New York doesn’t have the death penalty, it’s the guy who wanted it reinstated to execute the Central Park Five kids.
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Andrew Fleischman
@nobodyinteresting.bsky.social
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Honestly, Brian Steel is living the dream. Imagine having the entire country agree at one time that a judge was just being a jerk to you for no reason.
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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I read a review saying the ending of Godzilla Minus One was bad and wow was that incredible. Fantastic, loved it, hit all the notes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I can’t unclench my jaw or my brain will fall out
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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b-boy bouiebaisse
@jbouie.bsky.social
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genuinely pathetic that hochul can be bought for less than a year of tuition at a middling private school
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Costa Samaras
@costasamaras.bsky.social
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“I deserve to drive my car into midtown Manhattan at rush hour for free, making all of you pay for it” - a bad person
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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Studies repeatedly show that congestion pricing's popularity is lowest *right before it gets implemented,* recovering and quickly becoming popular once citizens start to see the benefits of it, so of course NY Dems are committed to staying in that "almost implemented" period as long as possible
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Clayton Cubitt
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Maybe Hochul would support congestion pricing if we hid it inside a billion dollar stadium boondoggle upstate, like when you hide dog medicine inside cheese
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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This is my opinion but I don’t think it’s so much to ask that the leadership class share this opinion!
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Any place with 8 million people is going to be imperfect. Is it still the best city on earth? Resounding and emphatic yes! I don’t know why that’s so incomprehensible to our “leadership”
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Similarly I feel like I could run a legit campaign for NYC mayor on the platform of “I live here, I work here, my friends and family are here, it’s a great place I love, and I’m not leaving! Let’s make it even better!” Vs “I would like to extract from this worthless shithole I see no value in”
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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I left the angriest voicemail to hochul using the words “embarrassment” “betrayal” and “sellout” liberally. It won’t matter ultimately but I feel 1% better. What an absolute shell of a woman
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30-year-old Gifted Kid
@newyorkghoul.bsky.social
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I'm so pissed off they killed congestion pricing. holy shit even the most meagre, tepid reforms we could possibly make are too fucking much for the party of spineless genocidaires. I am never voting for a Democrat again as long as I live I swear to God.
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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The Deer Management program is just adding an additional $120m to the NYPD overtime budget
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☀️ Starshine
@starshine.bsky.social
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[michigan, with a two seat margin]: we these newly passed laws we shall crush reactionaries under the heel of our glorious state, all power to the people [new york state with super majorities]: we launched a deer management pilot program for long island
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Full read this as “enchilada” which is funnier
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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@pairofclaws.bsky.social
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Mom, can you come pick me up? They're being serious in the replies of my shitpost again.
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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I am in the fun part of the cold cycle where I feel much better and symptoms are abating, but can do exactly 1 activity before I need a nap. And sorry bud, but we’ve got shit to do!
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Joshua Holland
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Before his image was reengineered by The Apprentice, Trump was widely viewed as the sleaziest real estate developer in NYC. And that’s saying something.
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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I feel like 80% of trump's whole deal is new Yorkers have always hated him?! He was never accepted by the social circles he felt he should have been here AND the man on the street has loathed him for decades
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Shepherd
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social
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Oh boy it's Pride and I'm already seeing anodyne "love is love" shit so: Trans rights are human rights. Protect trans people, especially trans people of color and trans children. Gay marriage must remain recognized and legal at the federal level. Cis hets, write congress and tell em.
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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We need to bring back electronics you want to lick. Yes, I did lick my childhood iMac at least once
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Oh bless you! As an inbox zero person this was disproportionately annoying to the actual (non) problem
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Matthew Hodson
@matthewhodson.bsky.social
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Being an LGBTQ+ ally isn’t about just adding rainbow colours to your corporate logo for #PrideMonth.
Will you:
🏳️🌈 stand up for all of us when we are attacked?
🏳️⚧️ distance yourself from those who demean us?
🤝 still be our ally when it’s no longer convenient?
Allies welcome. 🙏
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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They have it on a waitlist! I wanted to buy the ebook so I could take the roughly 16 years I will need to finish it without renewing, but alas
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Extremely niche complaint but...there's no ebook of The Power Broker?! A 1300 page book is what those were made for, how unfortunate
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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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I am genuinely hoping you didn't see the cat on the top shelf because that would delight me 🤣 But my most expensive actual shoes are from my wedding and not pictured 😬
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