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Mara Wilson@marawilson.bsky.social |
My sister told me there was a guy in her dorm her first year of college who would “pretend to be possessed every month” I asked her what made him do it, and she looked very thoughtful and said “I think he just liked having girls take care of him”
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Kahlil
@kahlillkasir.bsky.social
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Who doesn’t?
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@fiero
@fiero.bsky.social
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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okay if it actually worked I am very disappointed in those girls
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Anxiety Prime
@anxietyprime.bsky.social
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Oh my god I had an ex who started doing this, for (I assume) much the same reasons
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Marla 🏳️⚧️
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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That would be fun if he picked being possessed by a different spirit every month. Demons would get boring, I imagine. "Where's Charlie?" "Oh, out on the soccer field. He's an English peasant woman from the 14th century, tilling the field for first seed." "Neat!"
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Chris
@ary.bsky.social
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These seem like weird places for emoji so I'm really lost for what is going on here
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🔻Alexis ☭🔻
@gothgf.bsky.social
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Honestly based.
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Stitch
@liloandstit.ch
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC
@reverendjesus.com
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BRB gonna go sneeze without someone saying “god bless you”
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maniagnosis
@maniagnosis.bsky.social
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<taking notes> Rotating head 360° works better for picking up women than licking eyebrows"
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En Sabah Neurodivergent
@spearhafoc.bsky.social
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Brings new meaning to the title "Phantom Thread"
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CAUSTIC
@causticbotanist.bsky.social
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Reminds me of the jackass that pretended to have cancer freshmen year to get sympathy friends
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fins
@fins.bsky.social
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it's the monthly part that I'm stuck on. what demon is showing up regular as a popular science magazine
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mark
@gnostichippie.bsky.social
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this is a fantastic idea. I'm going to try this
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Mrs Schwarzski
@mrsschwarzski.bsky.social
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I wish I didn’t know about this but ehhhhh…..
www.vice.com/en/article/x...
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Na-Talia, basic era
@litheandlabile.bsky.social
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Very Catch 22 coded tbh
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Motown
@motown.bsky.social
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Damn, wish I had thought of that. Way, way too late now.
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Älia Meth
@aeliameth.bsky.social
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That’s kinda sad and dangerous. So many religious Christians believe that demons actually exist and can possess people. Just the wrong Christian college woman could have set him down a path of being compelled by Christ to do… something. I dunno what but something and who wants Christ to compel them?
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Glen
@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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That worked?
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Andrew D Wilson
@adw.bsky.social
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I mean, he’s not wrong 🤔
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SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
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Wait, it worked
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Justin (He/Them)
@ingot.bsky.social
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We had someone in the dorms set a couch on fire because he wanted to meet girls during the evacuation. College age boys are a special kind of dumb.
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matthew du plessis
@mattduplessis.bsky.social
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When I was a kid, maybe 13, a girl in our group acted out full on possessed one evening. I was v religious and took it super seriously, rang my priest in a panic. He was NOT amused, but told us to pray with her using the words from St Patrick‘s Breastplate - which reads like a MFing spell
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@frank2233.bsky.social
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😛!!
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Flanye West
@imperiusrexkwondo.excuseme.wtf
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I mean, that's certainly one way to do it. Not a good one, but a way nonetheless.
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Leigh Harlen (Birch)
@leighharlen.bsky.social
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points for creativity and more entertaining than just subjecting everyone to whining or performative incompetence. I rate this man a 3/10.
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Billy Streleckis
@therealbilly.bsky.social
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brb gonna go get possessed real quick
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