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(they/them) - we're so back


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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Kristi Yamaguccimane 's avatar Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
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when my fridge makes a weird ass spooky noise in the middle of the night:

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The Nerdskull's avatar The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social
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If anyone tries to correct me about the correct way to refer to the UK's prime minister, my only response will be "Bri'ish", or perhaps the meme of the guy pointing and saying "Bri'ish"

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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I maintain that the more you see how elected officials act these days the more you understand Incitatus as essentially an executive protest vote

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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Very much enjoying how much labour's landslide has been blunted somewhat by a load of Labour Friends Of Israel members losing to greens and pro-palestinian independents

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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oh my god it's literally this

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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the thing about being a leftist and being always right is that there is actually no feeling of "i told you so" satisfaction because the things we're right about tend to be things like "ratfucking for joe biden in 2020 will give us trump in 2024" which sucks and everyone got mad at us for saying that

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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Bass-boosted, bitcrushed clip of treebeard saying he's on nobody's side because nobody's on his side

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Mayday's avatar Mayday @maydaykafka.bsky.social
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I got nothing, which is unfortunate, because in November, I'm gonna have to figure out how to stay sane on election night.

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梅花鹿 🦌's avatar 梅花鹿 🦌 @deerdyke.bsky.social
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To the British people who can vote in this election, please keep us who've had our right to vote taken away from us for a myriad of reasons in your hearts when you vote. We ask that you vote for someone who will enact positive change in our communities. Don't vote for the blue or red Tories.

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Gwen Nova 's avatar Gwen Nova @gwennova.bsky.social
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Cis Labour voters when trans people explain why Labour is bad for us

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Rose Schmits's avatar Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social
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If one more cunt tells me “its okay, progress is slow“ i will progress them out the fucking window

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Rose Schmits's avatar Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social
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I dont care whats in your heart if your hand still ticks the box next to a party that would see my human rights diminished

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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also very funny that people are acting as if this is completely unprecedented and media-driven when every leftist I know and some liberals have been saying it for the last two years

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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"I want you to put aside your cynicism for a moment, and I want you to think about all the countries in the world where people don't have the right to choose who leads them" - a british journalist just now, without a hint of irony

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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In an attempt to rally campaign staff, Joe Biden was reportedly unequivocal about his 2024 election run: “No one’s pushing me out.”

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ᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵'s avatar ᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay
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Olivia Hill's avatar Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social
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Yep. This was always the next step.

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Elle's avatar Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
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so great that Europe's doing this again with the diseases

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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just saw a photo of that doctor disrespect guy for the first time and it's so cool that americans have their own jimmy saville now, every nation deserves at least one Most Obvious Pedophile In The World with a massive underage fanbase

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
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Another day out for Dumbledore's Army I see

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Ken Klippenstein 's avatar Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social
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Pentagon-Funded Study: Dementia Among US Officials Is a National Security Threat

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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I hate living in this country so much man, why is my only ally in government Ed fucking Davey

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Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary's avatar Big Bad Butch Gf, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social
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this is a microblogging site, the communists on here don't have any real power, the liberals don't either. Nobody important is on here talking about firebombing walmarts one way or the other, you can relax and enjoy the latest mod team sex scandal or whatever this place is for

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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This man is making his evil intentions as crystal-clear as they possibly could be, and everyone who cares about humanity should be blasting that message out in every possible venue.

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Laika L Gagarin's avatar Laika L Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social
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Jesus fucking christ our country is literally going to fall apart at the seams. Our roads are going to get worse, our food worse, our water worse. Our jobs are already trying to kill us as it is, now they will definitely make dangerous, and during a time when child labor is making a fucking comeback

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The Nerdskull's avatar The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social
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The Biden Campaign needs to blare this constantly. Trump is a pedophile who openly associated with Epstein.

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Dr Eleanor Janega's avatar Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social
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I encourage those whose lives are not going to be immiserated by the incoming administration to perhaps consider the feelings of those directly threatened by them. Ask trans people or immigrants how they feel about the new, more "effective" neo liberals coming into power. Tina has aptly put it here:

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Lily Baker's avatar Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social
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The real benefit of an election is it's easier to get so drunk you don't know who the prime minister is

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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if john roberts et al are going to cosplay as politicians then they should at least have to face the voters once a term

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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many things make me angry about the supreme court but one of the biggest things is just that none of those cowards in the gang of six will ever take real questions from the public

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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boy, i gotta tell you, as an american, i’m getting real sick of seeing “6-3” on things that will dictate the way i experience the rest of my life.

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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Good point from Sotomayor here. By barring prosecutors from probing a president's intent, Roberts renders the entire "official vs. unofficial" distinction meaningless.

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Josh's avatar Josh @joshuaphill.bsky.social
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No one is coming to save us.

We need to build working-class power, we need to build a movement that can crush fascism, we need to organize like never before.

Because we don't have a democracy to save, but we do have one to build from the ground up.

www.jphilll.com/p/the-suprem...

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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a thing to remember, in all of this horror, is that these are not the actions of a political party that is confident it represents the will of the people, and who is currently out of power and enslaved to a deeply flawed avatar. the struggle is not over and they have not won

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Gillian Branstetter's avatar Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social
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A damning joint report by Yale Law School and Yale Medicine finds the UK's Cass Review "levies unsupported assertions about gender identity, gender dysphoria, standard practices, and safety of gender-affirming medical treatments, and it repeats claims that have been disproved by sound evidence.”

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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reflecting on the immunity decision a bit, what the Court seems to be saying is that every element of the executive branch is at the President’s disposal, no matter what he wants to use it for. his motives don’t matter. the office is a weapon to be wielded however he sees fit.

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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the modern American right has always been the sludge that Nixon left behind, so it makes sense that their courts would eventually exonerate him in some form or another

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Dan Floyd's avatar Dan Floyd @danfloydplus.bsky.social
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Please enjoy watching me die several hundred more times as I compliment my assailants' cool animation.

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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Update: Timothy Loehmann just resigned from the White Sulphur Springs Police Department

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victoria scott's avatar victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social
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logging on and immediately looking at the site like good LORD what is happening in here

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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john roberts currently neck and neck with roger taney for worst chief justice in american history

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Can we maybe get this bullshit updated?

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