Mir @miriam.lol

The revolution is starting

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Kindler @kindler.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

He is sure to be silenced by the Deep Fried State.

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Joe Biden's Evaporating Campaign Funds @4thwallguide.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

I'm tired of being gaslit, fam.

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javi 🏳️‍⚧️ @javis.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

the revolution will not be caramelized

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arcadus (they/them) 🇵🇸 @imdmingyour.mom [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

Lmao this was me yesterday at the grocery store trying to figure out what my partner meant by white onion. She meant either one lol.

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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

THEY CALL THIS RED CABBAGE. JUST CALL PURPLE FOODS PURPLE!

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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

Big Onion is going to take him out.

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brightshadow is living más 🔔 @brightshadow.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

This photo was taken moments moments before he was tragically taken down by a police sniper to silence him

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Antifa 🐈‍⬛ Bus 🐝 Driver 🚌 💉💉💉💉 💉😷 @northjerseydan.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

Will not be televised, will not be televised, will not be televised...

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Oasus Plainsview: Dawntrailer @itsoasus.fastestfurs.com [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

He's out of line, but he's right.

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Hammer @hhammerh.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

And there are literally no straws in strawberries, what’s his point??? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Matt Hope @matthopeart.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

I’m on his side

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Lyo Gumiyagi @lyogitaroo.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

Wow, even the blind man knows that.

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🎶 Harmon Voice 🎶 - 🌌 Team Stardust! 🌌 @achbutterflyboi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

And "White" Grapes Are Clearly GREEN -- THE REVOLUTION IS FINALLY HAPPENING--

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Dëad Børkchettå @deadbarchetta.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

Let's not even get started on yellow onions, which are clearly tan

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Sarxory @sarxory.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

As Randy Feltface informs us, so are blueberries. We know it's in full swing when we get that sign, also.

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Eldritch CAT POSSUM @eldritchcatpossum.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

So true

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Matei Tomasevici 🥨 拓馬太 @covrig.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

Red cabbage:

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OneInTheDank @amiturtleenough.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Protect him, the CIA is coming for him

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Dan O'Brien @danopedia.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

Can we do white wine while we're at it?

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Vasco @silencingtrees.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

They're called purple onions in Portuguese 😶‍🌫️

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

FINALLY THANK YOU

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Steph White @stephwhitemi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

How has this man not yet been a guest on Colbert?

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@zendarva.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

Would he sail with me upon a wine dark sea?

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Ankhesanemun 🔞 @ankhesanemun.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

This has always bugged me lol.... Next step "eggs" .. on the emergency list as dairy... Not been able to find an egg laying cow yet 😂

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Ed Shoothowdy 🍉 @futureed.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

I thought you said no political skeets?

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Roberta Ecks @robertaecks.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

Weirder still: Purple onions stain stuff brown/tan. Purple cabbage stains stuff blue.

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Shroom Jester🍄🐻 @shroomjester.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

Sa are blueberries

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John Ix @frogalapeche.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 07:33 UTC

Wait, some people think the RED in 'red onions' refers to colour and not politics?

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Violet The Gummy Shark @exiledviolet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

The outer skins are red when they dry up in the sun, but it's not like we're eating that part. I eat the green of the green onion. I eat the white of the white onion. I eat the yellow of the yellow onion. Sweet onions are just yellow onions that carm better, so that's justified. We eat the sweet.

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El Topo @eltopo71.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

BLUEBERRIES TOO! It's time to right this injustice!

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Robin Berjon @robin.berjon.com [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Solidarity forever, For the onion makes us strong.

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New Year’s Revolution ✊🏳️‍🌈 @tekweenie.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

YES!! PUTTING ON MY TACTICAL GEAR AND GRABBING MY COLOR CHART‼️

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Richard Lawler @rjcc.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

I think we're actually not ready for this conversation

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Ordoalea Publishing✅ @ordoalea.hr [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

Mir (peace) was never an option! Purple onions are clearly red.

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Trainsgender Menace @helenaaaa.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

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Jane 🍇 🍷 M @janetrad.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 26, 2024 at 09:03 UTC

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Palomar @palomar-qfwfq.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

“In a silent room, a word of truth (that red onions are clearly purple) is like a pistol shot”

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Lori Fontanes @lorifontanes.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

but dude how do you feel about shallots

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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

EGGPLANTS DO NOT IN FACT CONTAIN EGGS. DON'T LET THEM LIE TO YOU.

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@hobbesdawg.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

So are blueberries!

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partymeeple @partymeeple.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Folk with neat script will rule!!

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Zoë zoloft @midnightmarigold.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

I love this dude!

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𐌶𐍉𐌴 @zoewithay.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

they turn kinda red if you pickle them tho

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The dark side of the Coon @darksideofthecoon.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

In México we call it "Cebolla morada" (Purple onion)

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Tamara Keel @tamslick.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

Up the rebellion! Down the bourgeoise!

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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥 @vanweezer.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

Shallots are just small onions they charge more for. Wake up sheeple

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Richard Moon @rmoonhill.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Judging by the color of the skin rather than by the strength of the ideological dialectic, smh.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

I feel the same about grapes - white and red? They're green and purple!

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D. J. Runnels — author @djrunnels.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

…and it’s long overdue.

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The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

See also red cabbage

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ΛTLΛS @atlasbun.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

This stems from ye old times when royalty only ever saw purple. So, there wasn't as much need to differentiate to the surfs. To them what does it matter if it is red purple or green when they got to get back to tending their farms.

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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

Purple representation matters.

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CoffeeKindred ☕ @coffeekindred.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

cut his mic! cut the feed!!

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Trouser Snek @upcycled-junk.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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Jemma @jemmav.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

Open your eyes, sheeple! Accept the truth! Red onions are clearly purple.

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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾 @patrickworld.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

Always knew onions would kick it off 🧅

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