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venmo is NickM74 if anyone is feeling randomly generous he/him


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"Whether it be bribery, fraud, assassination, or a coup, the president is entitled to immunity for all offenses committed during working hours Monday through Friday."

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Chad Loder's avatar Chad Loder @chadloder.bsky.social
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French far-right candidate to withdraw after photo emerges of her wearing Nazi cap.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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I hate this piece of shit.

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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RFK perpetually looks like you just kicked open the door of a toilet stall he was sitting in

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posting this for no reason at all, totally unrelated to the recent SCOTUS decision.

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DaveAnthony's avatar DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social
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"Focus has now turned to the potential for what is called fomite transmission, in which the virus hitches a ride on an inanimate object. Workers or veterinarians moving between herds could inadvertently be carrying the virus on their clothing or on equipment as they travel from farm to farm."

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One thing about me is that I fundamentally do not deserve happiness

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don't hug me I'm porksweats's avatar don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social
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people don't say things are wiggity wiggity wack anymore

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TOP TEN ILLAS: 10. van 9. flot 8. gor 7. scint 6. chinch 5. tort 4. quesad 3. sarspar 2. sinsem 1. godz

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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you know, you blink, and they ruin hbo, google and airplanes

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best part of the day: walking tacos for lunch at work worst part of the day: grandma died

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Charles Louis Richter's avatar Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social
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everyone is the world is playing CYBERSTRUCK, the fun new mandatory game in which you are eliminated when you see your first cybertruck in the wild rules are similar to whamageddon, but with no end date: • the cybertruck must be real, in the wild • as soon as you notice the cybertruck, you are out

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Libby Cudmore's avatar Libby Cudmore @libbycudmore.bsky.social
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I found it, friends. The worst band ever, made up of dudes who were kicked out of other bands for not getting vaccinated.

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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The AI industry is going to shit the bed

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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If anything happens to OpenAi everything is toast. Look at how the valley reacted to Altman being out. But now the valley is in a devil's deal with Sam Altman: he is corrupt, a horrible person, deceptive, and transparently non-technical in a way that is causing the industry very real problems

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Bradford Vivian's avatar Bradford Vivian @bradvivian.bsky.social
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It’s a national student-led movement now. A good illustration of why authoritarians target universities.

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the Mountain Goats's avatar the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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digging deeper on the woman who unleashed bees on evicting officers. she is legit a hero trying to save a 79-year-old neighbor from eviction and is part of a broader movement to punish predatory lending. name a planet after her nymag.com/intelligence...

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Me seeing someone else openly express the same kind of pain that I experience but dare not speak of: haha cringe

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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It's so funny how miserable a guy with $100bn is. With the ability to do literally anything a human being can do, Elon chooses to spend every day online getting mad and responding 🤣 to right wing guys who look like Beebop and Rocksteady

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can't even like boobs any more .due to woke 🙄😒

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Mark Copelovitch's avatar Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social
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If you are too young to remember and want to know what it felt like to watch the 2000 election being stolen through the courts, in part by the very folks now sitting on this SCOTUS, this is what it felt it like.

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Chinchillazilla's avatar Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid
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I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

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I will never be truly happy and cannot fathom anything getting better globally in my lifetime

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"Timothée Chalamet was there also" 💀💀💀

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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i cannot look at zendaya's slutty c3p0 costume without thinking that it smell crazy in there

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials

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simone's avatar simone @simonee.bsky.social
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hey they played that at MY middle school dances too okay

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Ⓐnarchohoodism 's avatar Ⓐnarchohoodism @161bklyn.bsky.social
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Somebody has to explain why this little girl had to die. Please give a substantial, logical reason.

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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It is 2020. The San Francisco 49ers are about to play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are running for president. It is 2024. The San Francisco 49ers are about to play the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are running for president.

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Maybe the moral arc of the universe bends towards justice after all

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