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Breaking News: Donald Trump asked a New York appeals court to accept a $100 million bond as he sought a pause to the $454 million penalty in his civil fraud case, a clear sign that the former president lacks the money to cover the full amount.

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Owen's avatar Owen @oweniverson.bsky.social
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A-seizing we will go, a-seizing we will go! Hi-ho, the dairy-o, a -seizing we will go! I think Pat Sajak should host Latitia James in an old-school Wheel-of-Fortune buying spree, "I'll take Trump Tower Wall Street.... I'll take Trump Tower Midtown... I'll take Mar-A-Lago..."

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I Heart Noise's avatar I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social
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What - Gofundme fundraiser didn't help?

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Crazy Cat Lady Abroad's avatar Crazy Cat Lady Abroad @crazycatladyabroad.bsky.social
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Biden laughs and laughs and laughs and gasps and points and laughs and laughs and laughs. NYT, "Biden unable to speak coherently."

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Jim Teeth's avatar Jim Teeth @drjamesjteeth.bsky.social
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Trump is a deadbeat. He always has been.

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Anastacya's avatar Anastacya @anastacya.bsky.social
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What would be interesting is if he is lying about being able to produce more (even if a nominal amount, I certainly don't think the guy has money), wonder how the court would respond to the deception? Either way, hahahahahaha.

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Lance Ellisor's avatar Lance Ellisor @ellisor.bsky.social
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Matthew Wilson's avatar Matthew Wilson @mttwls.bsky.social
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Broke and broken

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Carbella13's avatar Carbella13 @carbella13.bsky.social
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He is not Taylor... 🎉

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Kari's avatar Kari @karisky.bsky.social
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Until his fans send it that is

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Rare 90s Grunge Band's avatar Rare 90s Grunge Band @scobo68.bsky.social
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Display Name's avatar Display Name @wankstein.bsky.social
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Tempting offer, but nah.

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Tom Nawrocki's avatar Tom Nawrocki @tjnawrocki.bsky.social
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The $454 million judgment is roughly 5 percent of what Trump claimed was his net worth when he declared his run for the presidency in 2015.

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Markus Bittner 's avatar Markus Bittner @smartmax900.bsky.social
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A Trump bond is worth shit.

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Dagsly's avatar Dagsly @dagsly.bsky.social
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Tish James is going to seize Trump Tower, and when that happens this website will be the most fun it has ever been

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Andi's avatar Andi @andil.bsky.social
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Broke assed criminal

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M Busby's avatar M Busby @mbusby.bsky.social
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"I have these promises of beautiful shoes I will gladly offer as an alternative to my penalty." Trump sounds like Wimpy from Popeye, "I will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a Hamburger today .... mmm, yes"

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AngelSil's avatar AngelSil @angelsil.bsky.social
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Since the GOP thinks Hunter is a billionaire, maybe he can ask HIM for a loan? 😆

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It’s Les!'s avatar It’s Les! @itsles.bsky.social
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Wait - isn’t he a billionaire? Isn’t he “too rich” to pay his judgment in the EJC case? BWAH HA ha ha ha (snort)

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Ralf W's avatar Ralf W @raflw.bsky.social
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Hahahhahaa Tough luck! Normal people have to pay. So does Donald.

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Citizen E's avatar Citizen E @citizene.bsky.social
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You forgot to include in this article about the Republican frontrunner’s legal issues that Biden is old. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Citizen E's avatar Citizen E @citizene.bsky.social
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Hahahahahahahahaha

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HaroldC's avatar HaroldC @haroldc.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣

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J. D.'s avatar J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social
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Listen Mr Cashier, I know the screen says 5.99 but what if I offer you a one-time deal of 2 bucks for this hamburger. Let me tell you right now that Mr. McDonald will be very upset if you turn this offer down!

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services's avatar Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social
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How bout tree fiddy?

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CyberFella's avatar CyberFella @cyberfella.bsky.social
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Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

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Caroline Fan's avatar Caroline Fan @carolinefan.bsky.social
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Finally a descriptive and succinct headline

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Forza Bahab's avatar Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social
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He's going to gave to sell A LOT of 9k trainers* *yes yes, ok, sneakers...

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SatelliteOfLove's avatar SatelliteOfLove @sattelliteoflove.bsky.social
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Freeze And Seize!

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Michael Paulauski's avatar Michael Paulauski @mike10010100.bsky.social
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Time to start peeling the "Trump" letters off of his tower, it would seem!

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Stephen R. Smith's avatar Stephen R. Smith @stephensmith.bsky.social
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What does NY do to other people who don't have the money to pay? For example, if someone gets arrested for stealing a loaf of bread because their family's starving, and they're thrown in jail until they can post $5,000 bail that they'll never be able to do. What do you do to them? Do that.

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Martin Koenigsberg (MarTMar) (SteelyDab)'s avatar Martin Koenigsberg (MarTMar) (SteelyDab) @martinkoenigsberg.bsky.social
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#PayUPBiatch #CrimeFamilyTrump #TrumpsWERETreason

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JMJoers's avatar JMJoers @jimmyjoe.bsky.social
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The art of the deal.

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Phil Bluesky's avatar Phil Bluesky @philisit.bsky.social
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Buy now, pay later!

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Allan's avatar Allan @oldpig.bsky.social
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What happens if you can't cover the Vig?

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Hatjuice*** Save Palestine ***'s avatar Hatjuice*** Save Palestine *** @hatjuice.bsky.social
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Maybe he should of saved all the money he made evicting American Citizens from rent controlled buildings in the 80s

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patrick's avatar patrick @ptpower.bsky.social
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I'm looking forward to your Op-Ed on why this is bad for Biden.

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Norbizness's avatar Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social
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"Will you accept an underground freezer full of TrumpSteaks?"

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Richard Ford Burley, writer and editor's avatar Richard Ford Burley, writer and editor @arreffbee.bsky.social
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He can sell a building then

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Ceiling Cat's avatar Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
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Wow, if I refuse to pay a parking ticket it must be a “clear sign” that I lack the money.

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Molotow 's avatar Molotow @molotow-press.bsky.social
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Mexico will pay for this!

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Are You Being Detained's avatar Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social
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He will gladly pay a significant amount of his future sneaker sails tomorrow for a surety bond today.

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NYT will vouch for you!

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Robert M (@rob11563@mastodon.coffee)'s avatar Robert M (@rob11563@mastodon.coffee) @rob11563.bsky.social
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LOL!!!

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ℳ𝒾𝒹𝑔ℯ𝓉𝒱𝒾𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔's avatar ℳ𝒾𝒹𝑔ℯ𝓉𝒱𝒾𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 @midgetviking.bsky.social
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'Just say "no".'

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Dave Johnson's avatar Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social
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Court: "those are some real nice buildings you have there. Be a shame if sumpin' happened to 'em."

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Anti-you's avatar Anti-you @anti-you.bsky.social
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Hahahahah. “Fuck you. Pay me.” You guys at the Times will find a way to make this look like he’s stronger and more powerful than ever though. “Trump offers record concession to state demands.” Some shit like that.

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Jerald Lentini's avatar Jerald Lentini @jerald.bsky.social
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Hopefully New York is all "Fuck you pay me"

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The chicken lady's avatar The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
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😂😂😂 No. Rules are rules.

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the talented Mr. Dittmann's avatar the talented Mr. Dittmann @werrrp.bsky.social
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meanwhile, on the NYT editorial page: "here's why this is bad for Biden"

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I'm sorry Judge I can't afford the $500 fine. How's 5 big, beautiful dollars sound??

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Witty Librarian 2024's avatar Witty Librarian 2024 @paulwartenberg.bsky.social
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it's official: trump IS a clown living on credit.

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Motown's avatar Motown @motown.bsky.social
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No MF'er you gotta pay the five

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Maarit 's avatar Maarit @maarit.bsky.social
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Well how about impounding his Florida mansion for example?

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Vailalamadness's avatar Vailalamadness @vailalamadness.bsky.social
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He'll probably get it, as the prosperous and their damn lawyers get whatever they want in our plutocratic country.

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Frank's avatar Frank @kn4rf.bsky.social
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lol

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Eric Dunn 's avatar Eric Dunn @corpkiller.bsky.social
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Ugh. As much as I despise Trump, I think the court should probably approve this because it likely covers the interest that would accrue while the appeal is pending.

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Jessica Tyler ♡✧⁠*⁠。's avatar Jessica Tyler ♡✧⁠*⁠。 @jessicatylerart.bsky.social
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Lol hahahaha hahaha

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Can he throw in some golden sneakers…

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I don’t believe he can secure a $100m bond. He has way too many obligations and red flags. He’s lying again.

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Genderflux Superfluid's avatar Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social
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I gotta ask: who's the fuckin' fool that gave THIS man a hundo-million dollar bond? You know you're not getting that money back, right?

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Brian Jay Jones's avatar Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.bsky.social
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He's not just making an offer, he is STRENUOUSLY making an offer.

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Ripley 's avatar Ripley @emilias.bsky.social
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Bwahhahhhaaaaaa

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Æðelwułf's avatar Æðelwułf @iamdarkink.bsky.social
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As Baretta said - don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Or in his case... write the check.

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Jennifer Van Goethem's avatar Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social
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Broke ass mofo should just sell some more shoes.

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clärk's avatar clärk @oksettledown.bsky.social
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his dumb ass plane is reportedly worth $100M but dividing by the trump BS coefficient it's probably more like $30M. www.businessinsider.com/see-trumps-p...

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