Breaking News: Donald Trump asked a New York appeals court to accept a $100 million bond as he sought a pause to the $454 million penalty in his civil fraud case, a clear sign that the former president lacks the money to cover the full amount.
A-seizing we will go, a-seizing we will go!
Hi-ho, the dairy-o, a -seizing we will go!
I think Pat Sajak should host Latitia James in an old-school Wheel-of-Fortune buying spree, "I'll take Trump Tower Wall Street.... I'll take Trump Tower Midtown... I'll take Mar-A-Lago..."
What would be interesting is if he is lying about being able to produce more (even if a nominal amount, I certainly don't think the guy has money), wonder how the court would respond to the deception?
Either way, hahahahahaha.
"I have these promises of beautiful shoes I will gladly offer as an alternative to my penalty."
Trump sounds like Wimpy from Popeye, "I will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a Hamburger today .... mmm, yes"
Listen Mr Cashier, I know the screen says 5.99 but what if I offer you a one-time deal of 2 bucks for this hamburger. Let me tell you right now that Mr. McDonald will be very upset if you turn this offer down!
What does NY do to other people who don't have the money to pay? For example, if someone gets arrested for stealing a loaf of bread because their family's starving, and they're thrown in jail until they can post $5,000 bail that they'll never be able to do. What do you do to them?
Do that.
Hahahahah. “Fuck you. Pay me.”
You guys at the Times will find a way to make this look like he’s stronger and more powerful than ever though.
“Trump offers record concession to state demands.” Some shit like that.
Ugh. As much as I despise Trump, I think the court should probably approve this because it likely covers the interest that would accrue while the appeal is pending.