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obviously there’s a few more steps involved, but any decent notary supply place you can find will generally help set you up with everything you need - application, surety bond, steps to take to get your stamp once you get your commission, state specific info, etc.

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don’t have a felony conviction, pay around $60-$100 depending on how fancy you want to get with a stamp. it’s easy!

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eli yudin's avatar eli yudin @eliyudin.bsky.social
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If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me

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counterpoint: it’s also very funny when they don’t

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Thanks!

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got a way to view this that isn’t on twitter? some of us don’t want to support the nazi den

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every time a Brit tries to tell us how to speak American, they should have to fish more of their tea out of a harbor

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Everyone in Busytown is trying to find the guy who did this.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots

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I willingly watch Pitt football a dozen times per year. Anything that could faze me at this point would be impossible to fix anyway.

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My gut says a lot of people are getting their first taste of how much Trump has lost it lately, whereas Biden is more of a known quantity. But maybe that’s a coping mechanism

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I invite anyone who says “Biden isn’t talking about [X]” to turn on my TV for five minutes most days

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here in Philly they got an absolutely brutal abortion one in during the commercial break that ended with “Donald Trump did this.”

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@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social this is mildly unrelated to the blog, but you might appreciate this beautiful door decor spotted around town

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Maddie (derogatory)'s avatar Maddie (derogatory) @pbastronaut.bsky.social
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Holy shit. I just found that Adam West, who famously played Batman in the 1966 TV series, also played millionaire Bruce Wayne. What a talented actor.

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While speaking to media he also had demands for the release of “political prisoners”, which he clarified himself to mean people who did the coup in 2019, including de facto president Jeanine Áñez

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1 gec alone makes me feel slightly queasy, I do not need the whole 100

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JRR Tolkien only thought “cellar door” was the most beautiful phrase in the English language because he never got to hear “succulent Chinese meal”

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Look, son: In this world, sometimes you just gotta take the L stair on your way to King Street 👑

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DC Pierson's avatar DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
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The name of a guy who gets gunned down in a Jimmy Buffett song

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no thoughts, no posts, just a gentle sway

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going to lay in a hammock in a nice shady spot the river, maybe enjoy a cold beverage while I do it

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forgot how much I hate seeing Florida succeed at anything

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forgot how much I loved hockey

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inshallah

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Francis Gasparini's avatar Francis Gasparini @francisgasparini.bsky.social
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Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it

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this and the Michelin man make me very concerned about what you see after a binge of absinthe and Gauloises

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Bill Corbett 's avatar Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
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Prince was an absolute musical genius but a terrible dove impressionist

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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com
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You, a carbrain: I’m on a highway to hell Me, an urbanist who values sustainable transportation: I’m going off the rails on a crazy train

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Hell yeah, mine has been bugging me and this is the exact solution I need. Thanks for the inspiration!

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Got my first sight of one of the classic SEPTA trolleys on the first day back… as I arrived to my stop 30 seconds late and missed it. It couldn’t have happened any other way.

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as a fairly new Philadelphian: that’s right

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not clear if he was paid for the original stock photo, but he does not seem to care much at all: slate.com/culture/2021...

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David Noll 's avatar David Noll @david.noll.org
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reposting without apology

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great job tres

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All but two-thirds are real, as it turns out! There’s a Mamble in Worcestershire, bud sadly no Bamble for it to be upon

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thanks for bringing that bot to my attention!

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ah, well, I knew in my heart that any hasty attempt at parody could never compete with the authentic silliness

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“This is the 475 train westbound to Clacton-on-Sea, calling at Ealing Broadway, Snodsbury, Cockermouth, Great Snoring, Mamble-upon-Bamble, and Bishop’s Ichington”

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"Food" Thoyd's avatar "Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social
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Me trying to remember the word "bluegrass"

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same logic applies on the river here: it’s all either Schuylkill scorchers or people who are trying to block you, specifically

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GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!

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Campus Deli in Pittsburgh. They had a sandwich called The Mascot: chicken tenders, pepperoni, pepper jack, fries, and thousand island dressing

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if you mix finely shredded cabbage with a vinaigrette or mayonnaise it will almost always be pretty good. this is what's known as "Cole's Law"

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