Extreme user extensibility, like Bluesky is doing, emergently realizes people's wants and needs in a way top-down just can't. Other networks wouldn't even think to protect you from beans.
May 30, 2024 at 00:15 UTC
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Protect us from beans? Our friends - the musical fruit?
*rimshot*
I'll blow myself out. Don't forget to whiff your waiter!
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Beans not recommended for end to end encryption because "the more you eat, the more you toot" suggests possible oracle attacks
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Since you fulfill our wishes, we hope you can lock your account and leave it private. ASAP. Many people are looking forward to this option.
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Thereβs a beans on toast exception tho right?
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I do not like beans. I *want* BlueSky to protect me from them. Top priority.
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Paul, off topic: Is there a way to "whitelist" accounts from a "mute/block" list that I subscribed?
I would expect this at least the accounts that I follow.
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Beans
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Translate please.
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please cite @stopthebeans.haileyok.com
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HAIL PAUL KING
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I appreciate the protection from beans. The last thing I need is to fart more.
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I dunno, I feel unsafe.www.youtube.com/shorts/gdz97...
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you understand the power of frijoles, "paul"
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You can't protect yourself against beans. They're the magical fruit.
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This guy gets it.
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I'm sorry....
"Beans"???
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I don't know what you said but I would like to see more on the environment and wild life and saving our planet. I don't care about Gossip.
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B luesky
E xtensibility
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N etwork
S afety
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youtu.be/NcfgwT3mFJY?...
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More beans for me. I should make a labeller that labels every post that doesn't contain beans. But that sounds like more effort than I'm willing to put in for a bit.
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"Shut up about the beans" they'd say in their top down product design meeting. "Users don't care about beans." Confidently wrong.
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People bean saying this
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Maybe try stepping outside your anti-bean political bubble
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I am still exposed occasionally to beans, but labeling is getting better.
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stop tryign to protect me from beans
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No beans in chili!
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Hey @pfrazee.com but what the fuck
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I misread that as βbearsβ and for a second it was a whole other vibe.
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this is Barry's fault isn't it
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I think we need to protect @heinzbeans.bsky.social not the reverse
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"Other networks wouldn't even think to protect you from beans" said Bluesky, notable as the only network where users need protection from beans.
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But Cat Loving Bluesky posts beans all the time
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Okay but if the end is right, it justifies the beans
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Yeah. Beans are funny. But I donβt know, kinda sucks to outsource your moderation to people that are both unpaid and undergoing expenses to do it for ya.
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i need you to stop getting between me and beans
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*takes deep toke*
anti-bean labeling is a hate crime against the English.
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My FODMAP sensitivity thanks you in advanceβ¨
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sickos like this take it to another web site
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So you're anti-freedom of beans? How musk of you
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Thank you for all you do!
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I know a couple of companies That will sale your data and your soul if they could cough cough F*c*book ooh I need to go to the doctor
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You can hide, but you can never run from the 2008 Toyota Corolla.
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Donβt let beans eat you.
Eat beans.
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π You got this, Paul!
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Exxxxxxxtreme!!!!
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what about the has beans paul
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magic beans? (i donβt know what this refers to, obviously). π
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bluesky has both taught me about the horror of beans and also how to protect myself from this horror
truly it contains multitudes
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Now Iβm worried. Are the green beans in my refrigerator ok?
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thank you Paul Freezy
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iβm begging you, for your own safety, to reconsider starting a war with beansky. i donβt think you have an inkling of what youβre up against π«
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I wait skyspaces. Is it possible in next 365 days?
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Can you just rename the app to Beansky already
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Paul, I really like beans
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i hate so much for you that you even know about the beans, Paul.
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