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Leaving the guavas of my youth, por las manzanas y peras de mi adultez. 31yo ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท in Maine. He/him/รฉl. Espaรฑol/English/A1 en Franรงais Wishing to sail on โ›ต ุงู„ุฌุงุจู‘ูŠุงู†ูˆ โ›ต Banner: The boat from Endless Ocean PFP: a bug doodle being labeled as a slut


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Ava mae's avatar Ava mae @avamae.bsky.social
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Buenos dรญas โค๏ธ echadle imaginaciรณn a la vida

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Years ago I read a study by some โ€œethno-robotocistsโ€ where they took a robot squirrel and made it either: โ€ข scream โ€ข display its butthole โ€ข scream and display its butthole Conclusion: other animals run away fastest w scream-butthole combo Anyway it just occurred to me theyโ€™re probably rich now

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i found a new favorite cookie while we were abroad. i already feel a little better.

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Probably the Chinese crocodile lizard.

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So much cuteness ๐Ÿ˜บ

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For once Jesus is doing the nailing.

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Oh, so THAT'S why the building I work in is almost always cold to me.

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how it feels to live in america

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Do you think vampires would be able to taste microplastics? Would they become increasingly frustrated because everything suddenly tastes like a melted soda bottle?

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๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿž๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿง€โค๏ธ๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›

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Sometimes, certain comments read like what a partner would say to try and spice up the bedroom.

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*materializing from mist to like your post*

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Become the next avatar of Shiva.

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oat

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A level of hating a drag queen would blush at.

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The sibling to jasmine, which smells like a turd.

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a dog named Pancake showed up at dog camp and Iโ€™ve decided heโ€™s Waffles mortal enemy

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I don't know why, but I'm craving a Japanese curry flavored hasperat.

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El meme de Dril sobre las velas que cuestan $3600 no es una parodia.

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I had no idea this was the etymology for โ€œlordโ€ and โ€œlady.โ€ #medievalsky

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My birth year is getting pretty far down on that scrolly drop down thingy

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๐ŸชฟUrtugรฃ๐Ÿชฟ

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I'm crying that someone made up a Portuguese based goose language conlang (Portugoose) as a shitpost; complete with a trivocalic morphological root system and using PRAAT to show the hertz of its vowels ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.

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From the season five premiere of LEVERAGE, with the supernaturally charming Cary Elwes playing, I shit you not, the head of an airline.

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Tits or ass? This zoo sucks.

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If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me

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Everything turning into a baguette you say?

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"go to hell" is basic. "i hope a new anime you were looking forward to gets machine-translated subtitles" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

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Soon the deliciousness of their poutine will overtake all.

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Slow and steady still moves in the desired direction.

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I donโ€™t understand it when people speak literally. I need to filter everything through metaphor

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life is like a box of chocolates (the sugar free ones that make you shit yourself)

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Network Sportsball Analyst 's avatar Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
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Entering the Octagon* *Dennyโ€™s parking lot

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What kind of cheese though?

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David Ajala's voice is just ๐Ÿฅด

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New social cue stumbling block unlocked.

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Just gonna be slurping down an entire gravy boat when I choose it over the mashed potatoes.

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Still wild to me that granulated sugar helps reduce a prolapsed anus.

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Sending good vibes in these times.

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Remember to stay well hydrated, drink lots of water

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There's... "mixed weight" couple discourse???

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