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Connecting the dots

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*knows

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Is that JJ? He know nothing about how to get the best out of talented people

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i'm posting from here

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I drove three 10-year olds to little league practice last week. They spent the entire drive shitting on the Cybertruck. Couldn't stop saying how ugly and uncool it is. Elon is cooked.

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πŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’™ Spiff πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’š's avatar πŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’™ Spiff πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’š @spiff.bsky.social
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Rest well friends. πŸ’œ

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fr tho Cray is unmatched in the aesthetic department we used to be a real country

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Holden vs The Internet's avatar Holden vs The Internet @holdendisperra.bsky.social
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This is the pinnacle of the American empire. When we lost this, we lost our way as a people

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Read this as geocities at first (RIP)

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You know your comedy has it going on when that supporting cast shows up, and everyone completely bodies the material

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if you want someone to get out of your house ASAP, offer them a cup of tea and then reach way back in the cabinet and serve them that nasty-ass sweet ginger almond or smoked lavender raspberry bullshit you have for some reason.

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We do things not because they’re easy but because we’re irrationally afraid someone will yell at us if we don’t.

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i wish there was a way to hold onto that feeling where it looks like the trash needs to be taken out but you push it and it packs almost the way down. makes life worth living

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Catharsis is bullshit, be prepared at all times to fight with a knife over the perpetually unresolved.

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you can take the red pill, which i believe tastes like strawberry. or the blue pill, which is, you guessed it, more of a blueberry flavor. i don't remember what they do

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WIFE: I told you to call a plumber. ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.

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Amazing. I had no idea.

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Everyone here: "Man, the Pictionary NES title theme goes SO HARD."

me, an absolute dumbass: "What?! Oh, c'mon, you must be joking."

me, after listening to it and realizing how horrifically wrong I was: "THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE, DON'T EVER DOUBT THEM"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwh...

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It is strange that one man created Alcohol, Tobacco AND Firearms, but Dolly Parton wrote I Will Always Love You and Jolene on the same day, so I suppose there’s precedent for that sort of thing.

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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ The Josie Zone's avatar πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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I almost hate to say it but damn they really got ya!

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idk why the moon is getting so much credit for the eclipse. i block people all the time

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Apparently Ben Franklin also invented the Extremely Pissed Off Email That Remained in Drafts.

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Luke O'Neil's avatar Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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Every time I google search something now they come back like I don't know man here are two or three things. I guess I could go look out back if you really want. Like me working at the video store in the 90s.

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anytime i’m facing an especially hated or arduous task, i like to give myself a little treat beforehand to encourage myself to get it done. it’s called a β€˜pre-ward’ and it absolutely does not work

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Watching this video, to me, is what spice tastes like

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Earnestly considering leaving meeting I’m in to research if this is real

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stel ✨'s avatar stel ✨ @asterisk.gay
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the spice girls predicted dune

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I imagine a version of those Vs. kid books but Cheese Slicer Vs. your Thumb

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Still can't believe G'Kar killed Dr. Kimballs wife tho!

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Gotta be the best baseline rally in sci-fi. They were incredible to watch.

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I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

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Interesting Blessing of the Beasts interpretation

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Just entirely unprepared to learn this information

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I was today years old when I learned that Feist was Peaches's roommate and added vocals on Teaches with Peaches

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