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John Scalzi@scalzi.com |
Live your life so that cheese spontaneously arrives at your door
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Can't Think of Clever Name
@noclevername.bsky.social
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I've had 15 year old cheddar. 16 year old is like this
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Heliaa
@heliaa.bsky.social
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When I started working for myself, I'd get gifts from clients. Nothing much, but it was a surprise and appreciated. Now.. nothing *sigh* I get the occasional $ bonus, but surprise gifts are more fun!
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Mark Sweeney
@marksweeney.bsky.social
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Have the bomb squad check it first... if it explodes, there will be de Brie everywhere.
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RainOrShine99
@rainorshine99.bsky.social
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Giving a shout out to: Boar’s Head Irish Cheddar (found at my Kroger deli)
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Macgyyver
@macgyyver.bsky.social
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Be there… sometime!
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🏍 EVE!! ^v^ ➡️ MOVING TO SEATTLE 🦅🐺
@bonequeeneve.monster
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The is fucking pornographic content Jesus Christ almighty
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SinisterBulb
@sinisterbulb.bsky.social
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I’m curious. What is ‘summer sausage?’
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Jason Rinn
@jrinn.bsky.social
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When I was a kid, my parents were part of a mail order service called “Cheese Lovers”. When they sent a block of Havarti, I would buy a loaf of bread and make the best grilled cheese. I’m still trying to find a Havarti that good again.
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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this photo is like when the DEA announces a giant bust. the Brie-E.A.
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Aviendha69 - ⊃∪∩⪽
@aviendha69.bsky.social
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my liver doth protests too much at the sight of this... display
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Sex Toilet
@redicnomad.bsky.social
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I've been in this situation fear not you can freeze cheese
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Nik Butler
@awittyremark.bsky.social
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You Cheddar Brielieve I will
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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this isn’t fair
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OhioHawkeye
@ohiohawkeye.bsky.social
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And also… BEEF
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Bryan Smart
@smartone.bsky.social
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Needs more crackers.
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Alex Spivey
@alexspivey.bsky.social
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John George
@jcgeorge.bsky.social
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Now I know what to look for to give my wife on our anniversary.
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Muffles
@muffles79.bsky.social
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How come this isn’t available in Wisconsin? 🥺
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Netmouse
@netmouse.bsky.social
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It spontaneously shows up in my fridge, does that count? (I'm sure my husband has nothing to do with it...)
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maura quint
@mauraquint.bsky.social
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who can live like this? i can't handle these impossible beauty standards
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12MileGeo
@12milegeo.bsky.social
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Man, I have to drive to Tillamook for cheese to spontaneously appear.
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Sandstorm 🐈⬛🇵🇸⚾️
@sandyp.bsky.social
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Praise Cheeses
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Dag.
@3fecta.bsky.social
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16 year cheddar? I am intrigued.
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Mary McDowell
@grunklemary.bsky.social
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Is this what happens when you leave a piece of cheese under your pillow? DID YOU GET A VISIT FORM THE CHEESE FAIRY?
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Jade Thunderhoof
@jadethunderhoof.bsky.social
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Dr. Two Brains post.
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Heather
@hbmacgregor.bsky.social
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THEY HAVE A 16 YEAR NOW??? brb
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Carb Zombie
@stephaniegoodman.bsky.social
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I think I will, thanks
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TKarney
@pecunium.bsky.social
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How is the 16 year cheddar? I've had hooks 12, and 15. The 12 was the better, but both were more than worth what we paid for them.
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Dawn Xiana Moon
@dawnxianamoon.bsky.social
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Sixteen-year-old cheddar? Ooh.
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Muttmutt and the Cats of War! 🫥
@muttmutt.bsky.social
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That’s why I live in Wisconsin!
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fish
@reallysmallfish.bsky.social
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I am interested in your beefcheese.
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Ipsita Chatterjea (she/her)
@ichatterjea.bsky.social
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🎉🧀🎊🧀🎉🧀🎊🧀
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@elacordeonachi.bsky.social
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You are going to have to raid a neighboring settlement for more crackers. Perhaps some olives and pickles? Perhaps some wine.
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Claude
@cybertooth.bsky.social
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16 yr. cheddar? Wow! But WTF is Sweet Swiss? I'm Swiss. And I call bullshit on that!
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Love, Blue 💙
@love-blue.bsky.social
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Oh hell yisss
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Dan Lather
@danlather.bsky.social
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Those are not all cheese, though. Summer sausage.
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Rsquared
@rsquared.bsky.social
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"I hear a brand had beef with Scalzi"
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Peter Smith
@petermsmiths.bsky.social
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My family visited that farm a few months ago. Their ice cream is to kill for.
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Dharhix
@dharhix.com
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Wait, what?! Now I'm jealous! John... Uh, I know you're a kind man and uh... *cough politely* would you share some? 🤤
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Saul Shapiro
@sauldk.bsky.social
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Vacuum?
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Chris Barkley
@cmzhang42.bsky.social
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How Many Hugo Awards do you have to win before they just start spontaneously appearing on your doorstep? Asking for a friend...🙄
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Father John Chungus
@sorocchungus.bsky.social
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THE LAWN ABIDES!!!
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Nick Garcia
@nwgarcia.bsky.social
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I live by that dairy. Growing up it was always a source of conversation because you can see parts of the production when you visit, and as part of their advertising they had billboards on I-65 with an excited child exclaiming, "I saw a baby cow being born!"
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@pgdesigns.bsky.social
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All that looks so GOUDA I am sure nobody will disaBrie with me. Make sure you take sometime to relax today and tie into this. Just HAVARTI.
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Ken Doyle
@kendoyle659.bsky.social
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*dashes to door, opens door. Shakes door despondantly*
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Hazy Nights
@hazynights.bsky.social
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is this a subscription?
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat
@shaidorsai.bsky.social
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I mean, yes, but also I live an hour's drive from Wisconsin, so we can get enough cheese to make the Outback bottom out basically on a whim.
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bree (total content)
@goose.ski
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16 year cheddar??? 😍😍😍
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Phil The Sheep
@asheepie.bsky.social
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What glorious witchcraft is this???
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thereisnodog
@thereisnodog.bsky.social
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oo, this seems like something @thatbilloakley.bsky.social would like
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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That cracker to cheese and sausage ratio is really something.
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Poika
@poika.bsky.social
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This sounds like a nightmarish situation
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Maq
@maqusan.bsky.social
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Dr. ShinyGoth
@ghostingdani.bsky.social
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Ooh, charcuterie dinner.
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Boston Tom Levenson
@tomlevenson.bsky.social
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I thought Pasteur demonstrated that the spontaneous generation of cheese was unpossible?
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Edgar Cantero
@punkahoy.bsky.social
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I don't think any fellow writer has ever posted anything that made me more jealous.
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J.B. Pinkle
@jbpinkle.bsky.social
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If I may, this changed my life (and my size) shortly after I met my (Hungarian) wife.
Hard recommend if you are a sausage/salami snacking person. 🙂 Personally I recommend the Teli salami or the Csabai, but it's hard to go wrong here.
www.bende.com/meats-salami...
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Dav Sionnach
@davsionnach.bsky.social
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Goddess...16 year old cheddar... My spontaneous cheese usually stems from a drive through Wisconsin.
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Gareth L. Powell
@garethlpowell.bsky.social
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Living the dream
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@zendao42
@zendao42.bsky.social
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Love me some cheese, haven't had it show up at the door this month 🧀
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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When is it my turn to be happy?
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@itsrev.bsky.social
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This happens when you get cancer, for some reason
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Heather
@katanaangel.bsky.social
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Cheese AND summer sausage? Mannnnnnn. That's like the best.
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The Creatively Maladjusted
@tyrotcm.bsky.social
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SIXTEEN YEAR cheddar?!
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author
@mbaileywriter.bsky.social
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You have a church for a home, you get random cheese... it's like you're *trying* to make people hate you and your charmed, churchy, cheesy life.
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Geo B
@geob42.bsky.social
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Smoked Gouda mmmmm
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