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Big hairy white married gay xennial INTJ/INFJ (varies by day) he/him pronouns-in-bio cis man. BE NOBODY'S DOTTIE HINKLE. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 🐻


Boopy Beep Machine's avatar Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social
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It's ridiculous to constantly make the US a more hostile, dangerous and expensive place to live and then demand the people submit to living in a human puppy mill/othered people slaughterhouse instead of making the fucking place a place to WANT to raise a family, and that includes queer people.

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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This is particularly important to understand because Trumpist authoritarianism is the descendent of Jim Crow far more than say Hitler or Pinochet or Orban, and it's going to look a lot more like 1930s Mississippi than 1930s Berlin.

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It sucks that powerful people's definition of peace is peace for them and turmoil for everybody else

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Even if the function of voting is now damage control, please choose damage control.

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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Josh Chafetz's avatar Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social
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On this July 4, please pause to remember that one of the colonists’ complaints in the Declaration was that the Crown was paying its judges.

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I'm done being told I'm going to hell when I die by people who actually want me to be in hell while I live.

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"Wonder what Newt Gingrich is up to these days," I thought out of nowhere. Sadly, still alive.

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This is not governance by the people. This is a panel of unelected judges legislating from the bench and seizing power for those that bought them and the next GOP president.

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Riverdaleboy's avatar Riverdaleboy @riverdaleboy.bsky.social
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This is what it may take, America. Calm, deliberate, cold-blooded collaboration.

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Lovely cat lashes ♿ *chiari awareness*'s avatar Lovely cat lashes ♿ *chiari awareness* @kitton.me
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It's Reagan 2, but with technocratic trimmings. Of course, because of Reagan I lost a LOT of friends to crime, including my bestie from elementary school, two classmates who lived kitty corner from us and had to endure 2 years of nightly drive-bys. Dire shit, none of that please.

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When all is extracted and you can give no more, you'll lose your home and die in prison. Grim vision for the future.

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Boopy Beep Machine's avatar Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social
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Nope. The government is actively at war against its people as of now.

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Ohhh there'll still be punishment

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I look at food I have with expiration dates into 2026. I think: Will there even be a 2026?

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J.M. Berger's avatar J.M. Berger @intelwire.bsky.social
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Everyone else is focused, rightly, on the threat, so let me just remind you that it will not remain bloodless, whatever the left decides to do or not to do.

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Well never mind. She left too.

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Kick the can, get reelected, dangle the carrot, get reelected, stand idly by, promise to fix it if you get reelected

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Vince Mpls's avatar Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social
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March 23 1933, the Enabling Act becomes law in Germany, giving the chief executive power enforce his own laws without checks and balances. The passing of the Act marked the formal transition from democratic republic to totalitarian dictatorship. 6 months later, it was a 1 party state.

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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I’ll cheer on this country when it stops trying to kill me.

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It's never too late to piss on Gerald Ford's grave on the way to Mitch McConnell's when that beautiful day comes.

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Just at the most basic level it is really unhealthy to have to thought about Donald Trump as much as everyone in America has over the last nine or so years. Spending a decade of my life thinking about a super boring, super shitty crook and all the bad stuff he's doing or might do. It's embarrassing.

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Boopy Beep Machine's avatar Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social
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Have you tried finding a crossroads trucker and demonstrating his might?

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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Diane Feinstein is now the model for the Democratic party. Have the entire country watch your brain rot in real time as you cling to power and furiously insist that anyone younger than you is a moron who has no idea how power REALLY works

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Boopy Beep Machine's avatar Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social
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"Why do you have [boundary that seems weird to me]?" Regulations are written in blood.

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My bear vs man take: They'll both kill you but the bear won't rape you first.

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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they should invent a democracy normal people want to participate in

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We refuse to shut off the torment nexus because we'd have to admit making a mistake

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Steve Silberman's avatar Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social
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To paraphrase David Wojnarowicz, when the corrupt Roberts Court overturns Obergefell to destroy marriages like mine, drop my body on the steps of the New York Times editorial board.

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Le-on says le-eaving the physical plane

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President Harris would nominate better justices than former guy too. Just sayin

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Butt Praxis's avatar Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social
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Maybe feeling like “at this point we just have to hope they die of old age” is a strong indication that this is not a functioning state

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It's a good time.

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If you can't even show basic respect as a guest in a friend's living space I question how good a friend you are in other situations too

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I envy those able to sleep comfortably while they externalize the consequences of their decisions.

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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Do you need something to be mad at all the time? Want an excuse to bully people and start fights? Instead of taking this desire out on social media might I suggest an alternative: It's called your local city council meeting and we actually desperately need that energy there

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The Koreans are not to be underestimated, even if there ✨isn't✨ a fiery, pissed-off cartoon chicken on the label. There's one inside.

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Directly below this on my feed was a picture of a different man's rather large penis.

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Sat down for some dinner Had some black-eyed peas Don't know what you're saying 'cause they tasted fine to me How bizarre

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Putting down the shovel Swigging from the jug We don't need a new Supreme We need a new rug How bizarre

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Hefty keyboard feelings comin' down like a dump on the table

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Hero: I’ll pass on the cape, but let’s try that keffiyeh.

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weeder's avatar weeder @weeder.bsky.social
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It's a peaceful, slower pace here on Shitpost Island

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So like none of them were the strangler but they're the ones that are bad somehow?

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Courtney Milan's avatar Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
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I usually don’t believe in posting license plates but this one is pretty fabulous.

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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2014: Everyone loves the new snarky Wendy’s Twitter account, a hot new trend proving that companies can be hip and ‘meme-savvy’ too 2024: You’ve just been called ‘cheugy’ by a state currently engaged in ethnic cleaning

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