Clarence Thomas unquestionably committed tax fraud on his motorcoach deal and the president has the power to put him in handcuffs this afternoon, in his official capacity in charge of the IRS and federal law enforcement
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âThe founding fathersâ has got to me the corniest turn of phrase that people routinely use. âWonât someone consider what George Washingtonâwho, by the way, is my daddyâwould have to say about this!!?!â
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What this decision presupposes is...
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ME: Hey you most likely did a lot of fucked up stuff.
MICHAEL JACKSON: that's almost definitely true but that still doesn't mean I don't deserve the very basics of humanity, such as ownership of my own identity
ME: true but I feel like it should still be mentioned
MICHAEL JACKSON: yeah probably
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I loved loved loved Poor Things and didn't finish The Favourite. I think I just love that movie.
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Better out than in I guess
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Hi.
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Backwards in heels atop a white ladder in the middle of an all white room
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Gonna get ya
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These pump ketchup and mustard and I won't hear any different
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Om nom nom
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Grampa was a fellow of infinite jest
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Dog(in my mind): thank you
Dog(in reality): food?
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Even in the incredibly charitable version in my mind that he doesn't realize how big a piece of shit he's being, the best thing for him is still to be kicked to the curb so he can start to learn to be better.
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I'm a doctor
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I remember 5 1/4 discs, that's just one graphic.
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As a fellow four minute man I salute them.
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They're not wrong
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Imagine I photoshopped the poster for American Beauty to have the tagline "Luke Closely"
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Son: Dad, can you play catch with me?
Me: (gesturing at PC) Sorry kiddo, Iâm busy playing Dad Simulator: Father of the Year Edition and Iâm about to beat my high score
Son in Game: Nice throw, dad!
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I couldn't make out the other stores. But quilting and tattoos makes me wonder if Ellensberg is the Williamsburg of Washington.
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Mine was south Florida and New Jersey, from being raised in Central FL by two NJ parents.
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I love that I can get a tattoo and quilting supplies and only make one stop.
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[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES]
D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested
FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies
D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system
FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes
đ”CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SONđ¶
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Hey, hands on the merchandise
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If you have someone who keeps misgendering you or calling you the wrong name, consider enlisting the help of a five year old. They remember everything and they LOVE correcting people.
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You've outpaced my Sonic knowledge. In reality the latest I genuinely interacted with him was Sonic and Knuckles
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BREAKING -- New York Public Library for the win!
After a massive public backlash, NYC's libraries are getting their funding back -- and will be open on Sundays again.
Take a bow, folks -- WE did this.
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In the race for human rights for all, you simply GOTTA go fast.
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
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I can't imagine calling someone darling and not darlin', like why use the word if you're not going for southern charm?
"Darling" is the family from Peter Pan, an adjective for something, or the first third of darlington resistor.
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Raised in FL by NJ parents...
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But everyone must admit the train platform scenes were set dressed to perfection...
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