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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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You're entitled to your despair. But understand that when you catastrophize on social media, you risk spreading learned helplessness. Which is exactly what fascists want, for people to lie down and cry.

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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This guy was sleeping with Pharaoh's lady and Pharaoh got him so good dude. It was sick. To punish the guy we captured him and performed an ancient ritual to make him both immortal and, get this, this is the kicker: he's now insanely powerful too. Got his ass

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phil jamesson's avatar phil jamesson @philjamesson.com
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(looking up from my book) only a couple words in and already i know i'm gonna like this book. this dickens guy immediately establishes that it was the best of times. people used to write about that kind of thing, just good guys having a nice time. (i turn back to the book) fuck!

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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Had to check if this would be on my impending trip upstate, but sadly not. It's the Comfort Inn for me.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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Dr. No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderbolt You Only Live Twice On Her Majestys Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live and Let Die The Man With the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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(Geordie LaForge with hand up like no thanks) struggles (Geordie LaForge pointing with one finger like there it is) snuggles

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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I think it looks pretty keane 😉

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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"Look in the frunk." He means trunk.

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Dick Blunderbuss's avatar Dick Blunderbuss @dickblunderbuss.bsky.social
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(At the front door of Club Millennial) Bouncer: a cookie is just a cookie what is a newton? 3 children in a trench coat: uh Bouncer: I told you to beat it!

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Lee's avatar Lee @leer.bsky.social
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Re-designed the Virginia state flag to comply with the Supreme Court's decision.

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Tom Scocca's avatar Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
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Clarence Thomas unquestionably committed tax fraud on his motorcoach deal and the president has the power to put him in handcuffs this afternoon, in his official capacity in charge of the IRS and federal law enforcement

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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They just keep reducing the actions the People can take against their government closer and closer to one.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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All the big tall men in white wigs tuck me in every night and think poor people should have less rights.

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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“The founding fathers” has got to me the corniest turn of phrase that people routinely use. “Won’t someone consider what George Washington—who, by the way, is my daddy—would have to say about this!!?!”

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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What this decision presupposes is...

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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ME: Hey you most likely did a lot of fucked up stuff. MICHAEL JACKSON: that's almost definitely true but that still doesn't mean I don't deserve the very basics of humanity, such as ownership of my own identity ME: true but I feel like it should still be mentioned MICHAEL JACKSON: yeah probably

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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I loved loved loved Poor Things and didn't finish The Favourite. I think I just love that movie.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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Backwards in heels atop a white ladder in the middle of an all white room

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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These pump ketchup and mustard and I won't hear any different

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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Grampa was a fellow of infinite jest

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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Dog(in my mind): thank you Dog(in reality): food?

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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Even in the incredibly charitable version in my mind that he doesn't realize how big a piece of shit he's being, the best thing for him is still to be kicked to the curb so he can start to learn to be better.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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I remember 5 1/4 discs, that's just one graphic.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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As a fellow four minute man I salute them.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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Imagine I photoshopped the poster for American Beauty to have the tagline "Luke Closely"

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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Son: Dad, can you play catch with me? Me: (gesturing at PC) Sorry kiddo, I’m busy playing Dad Simulator: Father of the Year Edition and I’m about to beat my high score Son in Game: Nice throw, dad!

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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I couldn't make out the other stores. But quilting and tattoos makes me wonder if Ellensberg is the Williamsburg of Washington.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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Mine was south Florida and New Jersey, from being raised in Central FL by two NJ parents.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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I love that I can get a tattoo and quilting supplies and only make one stop.

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beloved character on brand new adventure's avatar beloved character on brand new adventure @guntoucher.bsky.social
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[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES] D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes đŸŽ”CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SONđŸŽ¶

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little freak library's avatar little freak library @sullivanjones.bsky.social
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If you have someone who keeps misgendering you or calling you the wrong name, consider enlisting the help of a five year old. They remember everything and they LOVE correcting people.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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You've outpaced my Sonic knowledge. In reality the latest I genuinely interacted with him was Sonic and Knuckles

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Tristan Snell's avatar Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social
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BREAKING -- New York Public Library for the win! After a massive public backlash, NYC's libraries are getting their funding back -- and will be open on Sundays again. Take a bow, folks -- WE did this.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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In the race for human rights for all, you simply GOTTA go fast.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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I can't imagine calling someone darling and not darlin', like why use the word if you're not going for southern charm? "Darling" is the family from Peter Pan, an adjective for something, or the first third of darlington resistor.

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Adam King's avatar Adam King @adamkingxv.bsky.social
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But everyone must admit the train platform scenes were set dressed to perfection...

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