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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i decided to stop being weird and start being cool π
4 replies 11 reposts 29 likes
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Georgia the Explorer@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social |
624 followers 472 following 1464 posts
Iβll get to this later. I use light mode and worship the trees π¨π¦
My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i decided to stop being weird and start being cool π
4 replies 11 reposts 29 likes
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5oclockeveryday
@5oclockeveryday.bsky.social
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I will insult your cheese if it doesn't melt as it should.
1 replies 8 reposts 19 likes
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connectpoliticditto.
@cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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I donβt know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs
4 replies 11 reposts 52 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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A βyankeeβ is just like a βquickieβ but you do it yourself.
2 replies 11 reposts 32 likes
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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We all stopped being kind when Blockbuster closed
3 replies 18 reposts 68 likes
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BrujoLocoβ οΈπ€πΊ
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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how much for that doggy style in the window?
5 replies 29 reposts 60 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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π₯°
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Cosmically Funny
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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Arrogant sounds like a type of leafy greens.
0 replies 1 reposts 1 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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π«‘
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Sorry, thatβs all I got
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because itβs a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders
9 replies 43 reposts 165 likes
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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Anything can be made into a dress. This will be the hill I roll down on.
1 replies 5 reposts 20 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Have you tried dragging your ass across the carpet?
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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I left him breathless. I did eventually take the pillow off his face though.
1 replies 25 reposts 66 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Hiding outside from screaming kids. In the rain idk
1 replies 0 reposts 15 likes
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
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Just for that Iβm gonna post six hundred videos of fireworks
0 replies 3 reposts 3 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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I should, youβre right π€£
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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when there's nothing I can do, I smile Κ·αΆ¦α΅α΅
1 replies 2 reposts 3 likes
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Rem.
@scooter235432.bsky.social
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When I die, turn my bones into drumsticks
2 replies 6 reposts 14 likes
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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Itβs called CANnabis, not CANTabis.
10 replies 32 reposts 117 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Nice to see your skeets π
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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If you survive dinner out with four 12 year old girls you deserve a prize
2 replies 2 reposts 18 likes
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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If I was an archeologist Iβd change my name to Indiana Bones
1 replies 10 reposts 34 likes
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
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Oh look, another grown man with a well-maintained side part in his hair doing and saying horrid things
0 replies 22 reposts 55 likes
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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You say youβve tried 'everything' but have you tried cannabis about it?
2 replies 1 reposts 5 likes
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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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i'll often see someone on here who doesn't follow me, and that's absolutely your prerogative. but i have lawyers, they're very good lawyers, and i will see you in court
14 replies 33 reposts 416 likes
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Deeks π«Ά
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Multivitamins, naps, and Rock & Roll
2 replies 20 reposts 40 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Sorry, canβt today. Iβm contributing to the online canon of high-literature* *posting shit on Bluesky
1 replies 8 reposts 29 likes
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
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he died the way he lived, by slowly dying
1 replies 18 reposts 51 likes
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CHOAM Nomsky π
@thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
24 replies 905 reposts 3111 likes
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π±πππ πππππ
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: Fuckβ¦I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?
6 replies 41 reposts 123 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Endless screaming
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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MyNameIsJeffππ»ββοΈ
@lacroixboi.lol
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fucking Monday ass Friday
3 replies 46 reposts 167 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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Twisted Tea > Twisted Titty
0 replies 5 reposts 16 likes
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Carole U.
@caroleu.bsky.social
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I donβt want to help you move but I will help you plan an elaborate heist.
2 replies 6 reposts 11 likes
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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I contain multilewds
0 replies 4 reposts 6 likes
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James
@tarnation.bsky.social
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Nature is incredible and all, but have you ever tried fuckin around on a little app all day instead?
1 replies 6 reposts 16 likes
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Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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I have not once seen road kill and not be overcome with sadness or read about Pluto being demoted or people who have never been hugged when the world did them wrong
0 replies 2 reposts 6 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Itβs 2024 but men are still out there looking for a fragile maiden to rescue
0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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New setting just dropped: nobody can reply except for your mom.
4 replies 45 reposts 92 likes
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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The anxiety in me gives crazy eyes to the anxiety in you
3 replies 7 reposts 28 likes
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π±πππ πππππ
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
22 replies 426 reposts 1531 likes
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π±πππ πππππ
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Been learning phrases designed to defuse tense disagreements, like βFair pointβ and βLet me know when youβre all finished being wrong.β
3 replies 51 reposts 108 likes
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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I just want to create a world that's better for my dog than my parents' dog.
2 replies 23 reposts 95 likes
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BlueSnowflake
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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Ditto
4 replies 11 reposts 74 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Ty
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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*YouTubes how to whip and nae nae
1 replies 8 reposts 13 likes
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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Swimming in your neighbor's pool counts as bathing today.
1 replies 11 reposts 22 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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This is a cute hawg
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Someoneβs gonna post hog on main tonight and itβll be ALL over the Bluesky tabloids tomorrow morning
1 replies 12 reposts 31 likes