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Georgia the Explorer

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I’ll get to this later. I use light mode and worship the trees πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g


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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i decided to stop being weird and start being cool 😎

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5oclockeveryday's avatar 5oclockeveryday @5oclockeveryday.bsky.social
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I will insult your cheese if it doesn't melt as it should.

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connectpoliticditto. 's avatar connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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I don’t know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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A β€œyankee” is just like a β€œquickie” but you do it yourself.

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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We all stopped being kind when Blockbuster closed

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BrujoLocoβ˜ οΈπŸ–€πŸΊ's avatar BrujoLocoβ˜ οΈπŸ–€πŸΊ @patnspankme.bsky.social
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how much for that doggy style in the window?

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Cosmically Funny 's avatar Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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Arrogant sounds like a type of leafy greens.

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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Anything can be made into a dress. This will be the hill I roll down on.

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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I left him breathless. I did eventually take the pillow off his face though.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY's avatar FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
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Just for that I’m gonna post six hundred videos of fireworks

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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when there's nothing I can do, I smile Κ·αΆ¦α΅ˆα΅‰

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James's avatar James @tarnation.bsky.social
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It’s called CANnabis, not CANTabis.

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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If you survive dinner out with four 12 year old girls you deserve a prize

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James's avatar James @tarnation.bsky.social
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If I was an archeologist I’d change my name to Indiana Bones

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Chestbursty's avatar Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
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Oh look, another grown man with a well-maintained side part in his hair doing and saying horrid things

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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You say you’ve tried 'everything' but have you tried cannabis about it?

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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i'll often see someone on here who doesn't follow me, and that's absolutely your prerogative. but i have lawyers, they're very good lawyers, and i will see you in court

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Deeks  🫢's avatar Deeks 🫢 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Multivitamins, naps, and Rock & Roll

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Sorry, can’t today. I’m contributing to the online canon of high-literature* *posting shit on Bluesky

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fredesque's avatar fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social
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he died the way he lived, by slowly dying

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CHOAM Nomsky πŸ’­'s avatar CHOAM Nomsky πŸ’­ @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘'s avatar π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: Fuck…I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?

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MyNameIsJeffπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ's avatar MyNameIsJeffπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ @lacroixboi.lol
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fucking Monday ass Friday

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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I don’t want to help you move but I will help you plan an elaborate heist.

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Darius Whiteplume's avatar Darius Whiteplume @dariusw.bsky.social
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I contain multilewds

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James's avatar James @tarnation.bsky.social
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Nature is incredible and all, but have you ever tried fuckin around on a little app all day instead?

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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I have not once seen road kill and not be overcome with sadness or read about Pluto being demoted or people who have never been hugged when the world did them wrong

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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It’s 2024 but men are still out there looking for a fragile maiden to rescue

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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New setting just dropped: nobody can reply except for your mom.

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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The anxiety in me gives crazy eyes to the anxiety in you

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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘'s avatar π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social
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Been learning phrases designed to defuse tense disagreements, like β€œFair point” and β€œLet me know when you’re all finished being wrong.”

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Criag's avatar Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social
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I just want to create a world that's better for my dog than my parents' dog.

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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Swimming in your neighbor's pool counts as bathing today.

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Someone’s gonna post hog on main tonight and it’ll be ALL over the Bluesky tabloids tomorrow morning

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