Hemry, Local Bartender's avatar

Hemry, Local Bartender

@bartenderhemry.bsky.social

I'm so brain-poisoned by politics that "median voter" has become a slur in my mind. Waiting on someone at 711 holding up the entire line by not knowing what they want or how to pay for it & thinking to myself the entire time "this is median voter behavior"

23 replies 129 reposts 829 likes


Doctor Memory's avatar Doctor Memory @blank.org
[ View ]

I mean… accurate?

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


's avatar @scottwithrage.bsky.social
[ View ]

Boomers who ask the cashier at a fast casual restaurant what's good on the menu like they're at some fancy restaurant is some extremely "median voter behavior."

0 replies 0 reposts 9 likes


Paul Tree's avatar Paul Tree @paultree10.bsky.social
[ View ]

For me it’s “swing voter”

2 replies 1 reposts 35 likes


🍦 hoopy frood 🍨's avatar 🍦 hoopy frood 🍨 @thearchduke.bsky.social
[ View ]

i just always think of the peltola voter who was like "i'm pro-choice, pro-nature, pro-native-rights, think vaccines make you gay and joe biden is an alien robot"

1 replies 0 reposts 11 likes


Robert David Sullivan's avatar Robert David Sullivan @robertdsullivan.bsky.social
[ View ]

Median voters are making it impossible to walk in Manhattan

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Elder Mike's avatar Elder Mike @eldermike.bsky.social
[ View ]

Waiting my turn outside a public restroom, for someone who doesn't know how to sh*t, or get off the pot!

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


TitaniumMan's avatar TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social
[ View ]

The median voter dines at McDonald's

1 replies 1 reposts 1 likes


DJDynamicNC (he/him)'s avatar DJDynamicNC (he/him) @djdynamicnc.bsky.social
[ View ]

Well thanks for this because now it's in my head too lol

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Getaway Cat's avatar Getaway Cat @kduffy.bsky.social
[ View ]

The person who stands up in the aisle as soon as the plane lands

1 replies 0 reposts 16 likes


Revan's avatar Revan @docrevan.xyz
[ View ]

(Derogatory)

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Dr. Stephanie 's avatar Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social
[ View ]

Slang accepted.

0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes


's avatar @knowsit.bsky.social
[ View ]

I hope you feel ok soon, I am excited to see that some people are waking up. I'm hoping to help return some to humanity by giving information and trying to avoid confrontation. Their vehicle of disinformation is fear that manifests as hate, it's how propaganda works

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jerome's avatar Jerome @fjerome.bsky.social
[ View ]

When someone gets walked through every strain of weed at the dispensary like any of it means anything

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Shawn Connery's avatar Shawn Connery @shawnconnery.bsky.social
[ View ]

Same for me with "moderate", read too many polls.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
[ View ]

1 replies 4 reposts 18 likes


Accountabilabuddy's avatar Accountabilabuddy @accountabilabuddy.bsky.social
[ View ]

"Being able to vote and have my vote counted is awfully nice-- better than an outright dictatorship, anyway. But then again, Jeff Bezos could really use another tax cut. Who could possibly decide?"

0 replies 2 reposts 5 likes


TruelyEsoteric's avatar TruelyEsoteric @truelyesoteric.bsky.social
[ View ]

Save us from Moderate Dems

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


's avatar @pianomover.bsky.social
[ View ]

This is going stick in my head I’m afraid.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


XXLG Dogg's avatar XXLG Dogg @dennissalazar.bsky.social
[ View ]

or in those unfortunate moments where i'm forced to eat Subway and I can hear the customer 7 spots ahead of me saying "oh, you have different bread? whoa, what kind? and different cheese? whoa, what kind?"

0 replies 0 reposts 7 likes


Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one.'s avatar Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one. @deetoriadee.bsky.social
[ View ]

Centrist has become a curse word in my world.

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


mxhrad's avatar mxhrad @mxhrad.bsky.social
[ View ]

Right. Plus, there hardly any “undecideds” left. Elections get decided on whose base shows up more, not who “undecideds” swing for. Separate issue are “independent” voters. The media fawns over them, but they’re nearly all Republicans who don’t like Trump (but will probably vote for him anyway).

0 replies 0 reposts 12 likes


Horror Author Reed Alexander's avatar Horror Author Reed Alexander @reedshorror.bsky.social
[ View ]

I call them the "Average American Slob" and yes, that is a slur.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Luke Griffin's avatar Luke Griffin @lukegriffin.bsky.social
[ View ]

people who get to the counter at micky d's and haven't chosen what they're after

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes