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Block Me Amadeus

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Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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they way light mode shines on your maniacal face in the dark

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Princess of Whales's avatar Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Them: know thyself Me googling: how can I un-know myself

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Uncle Jeff 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Uncle Jeff 🏳️‍🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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“I’m a malcontent creator” I say, making you cry

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Also Bobby Three Tweets lives in my head rent free.

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The typo is on purpose to invoke genuine twitter shitpost cred.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Welcome to the scratch paper museum please crumple up the guest book and miss the trash can

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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hey kid, passwords just get harder and harder until one day you die

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Went furniture shopping today and of all the things we saw this was the third most fuckable.

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Trisarahjtops's avatar Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social
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Regret to inform u I am once again making weird art 😔

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If you can't stand the haute get out of the Kitchens-R-Us

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Block Me Amadeus's avatar Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social
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No one wore a leisure suit like Barth Gimble.

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I have all his albums from the 70s. A towering genius.

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Went furniture shopping today and of all the things we saw this was the third most fuckable.

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Yesterday I went on Twitter and saw someone say "Go back to Bluesky with all the rest of the former gifted kids" and wow just absolutely bodied

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Don't cry because it's over. Cry because life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you

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Eize Basa's avatar Eize Basa @eizebasa.bsky.social
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My theory is that the Voynich manuscript is an ambitious lore prop a medieval DM made for her RPG group.

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Décervelage's avatar Décervelage @decervelage.bsky.social
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The best piece of world-building in The Outsiders (1983): we learn that the Curtis brothers have been disadvantaged since birth because their shitty parents chose to name them Soda Pop, Ponyboy, Spackle Cake, and Caulk Soaker.

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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One of the worst ways to get stabbed is repeatedly

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Princess of Whales's avatar Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Omg I just learned that my young coworkers don’t believe in Helen Keller and I’m gonna do a violence

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.'s avatar Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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“Wait! There’s someone in here!!” I scream in shame as a stranger opens the bathroom stall and catches me eating pizza with a knife and fork

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I was just explaining to someone the other day that in the 1970s before they turned Grand Central into a mall, there was still a kiosk outside the men's room that said "Hats Blocked While-U-Wait." Imagine a time when you could get your hat spiffed up while taking a leak.

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Décervelage's avatar Décervelage @decervelage.bsky.social
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Two Durans is a party. Three Durans is a law firm.

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Princess of Whales's avatar Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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I probably wouldn't make a good domme since the only whip I'm interested in is Cool™

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Jack's avatar Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social
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When I retire I’m taking Mondays back! lol jk, I’m dying in this job.

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Stork: I have a baby. Pigeon: I have the mail. Canary: I have bad news.

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Princess of Whales's avatar Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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I don’t need a cream that helps with fine lines and wrinkles I need a cream that slaps my skin so hard I wake up twenty years ago

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