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CHOAM Nomsky π
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
104 replies 1202 reposts 7009 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ@picklerudd.bsky.social |
669 followers 345 following 662 posts
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper, which when you pass, causes your child to hug you a little closer
My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
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CHOAM Nomsky π
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
104 replies 1202 reposts 7009 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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My cats were worn out from all the loud explosions in the neighborhood last night and settled into a yin yang position on my legs
1 replies 2 reposts 37 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Do people still clap on their lights or do I have this ancient commercial jingle rattling around in my head for nothing?
0 replies 1 reposts 8 likes
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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90% of vacations is trying to find a good place to pee
2 replies 8 reposts 35 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Meh, glaciers are overrated
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
1 replies 2 reposts 10 likes
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π±πππ πππππ
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
22 replies 426 reposts 1534 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Tremendous
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. Thereβs an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
25 replies 167 reposts 620 likes
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Katie Didnβt
@porkchophair.bsky.social
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If I arrive at your party and you ask me to help cut up the pineapple, Iβm mad at you.
3 replies 21 reposts 57 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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"well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actio... hahaha no I'm a billionaire"
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Kneels before kindergarten class with somber face, "there was a time long long ago when the word 'patriot' didn't mean asshole"
0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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"Crime and Punishment" now just "Crime"
11 replies 83 reposts 364 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Microdosing retirement. Good luck on the test run
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Don't be. You gained my trust by providing Montgomery Clift as times of the day, my all time favorite tweet thread
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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You know what? To each their own I always say. But ... I just can't bring myself to trust someone whose favorite fruit is plums
1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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kim
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
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my dog when I tell him the Fourth of July is in a few days
9 replies 52 reposts 430 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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The road is winding and full of potholes and thatβs because your tax dollars are mismanaged
0 replies 3 reposts 6 likes
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Matβ’οΈ
@futurekid.bsky.social
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Pictured: alien has been trying to explain blockchain to woman for nearly twenty minutes
0 replies 8 reposts 27 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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This is the vibe I'm bringing to the fourth of July party
0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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Auntie Social
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
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Boson Buddies
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Mark Chadbourn
@chadbourn.bsky.social
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26 replies 742 reposts 2899 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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I say let the cockroaches have it. They can't do worse
1 replies 10 reposts 31 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Hot grandson is helping operate the dishwasher
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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THEODORE ROOSEVELT: no man is above the law SCOTUS 2024: fuck you teddy
0 replies 6 reposts 21 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Ope the supreme court just ruled that sending people to the cornfield is completely legal
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Naming each of my microplastics for a little sense of community
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Oh what a horrible tool. I wonder what it would do with Palliser's The Quincunx
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Morbidly curious to input Finnegans Wake.
15 replies 11 reposts 58 likes
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kim
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
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a designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk
0 replies 8 reposts 34 likes
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Michael Jay McClure
@mjmimages.bsky.social
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I know we have to talk about it because itβs important but honey I donβt want BlueSky to feel like a soul-crushing student council meeting every goddamn day. Good morning!
5 replies 5 reposts 57 likes
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Ray
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
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*succumbing to injuries suffered from getting hit by a Smart car* please just tell everyone it was a regular car
6 replies 81 reposts 577 likes
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Sweetie Ο
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Understated elegance is my aesthetic and thatβs why I carry a lit candelabra with me everywhere I go
5 replies 28 reposts 72 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1980. "O Canada" was proclaimed Canada's national anthem although most of us voted for "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet".
2 replies 33 reposts 75 likes
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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How I introduce myself in an icebreaker session
15 replies 269 reposts 1559 likes
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Ygrene βοΈ
@ygrene.bsky.social
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customer: hello one fireworks please fireworks store: first question, do you respect your neighbors customer: hahahahaha fireworks store: hahahahaha ok right this way
2 replies 61 reposts 337 likes
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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Look, son: In this world, sometimes you just gotta take the L stair on your way to King Street π
21 replies 162 reposts 835 likes
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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I want to see an episode of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood where Daniel finally remembers he's an apex predator and eats every other character.
5 replies 24 reposts 65 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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Reminder: if you're a man and invited to a bachelorette party, you're either the gay bestie or the stripper and once in a while, both
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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Could AI do this (bonk head on wall)
2 replies 27 reposts 82 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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That is practically all it does
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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"desaturated" means scaling back the vibrancy of the colors?
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π±πππ πππππ
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Yesterdayβs captures
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetchβ’οΈ
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
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To be fair, if I were the chair of the DNC I'd kiss Joe, tell him thank you and anoint Gavin Newsom the nominee tomorrow and I'd make that shit as low key as recasting Rhodey in the MCU. βIt's me, and I'm here, so get over it and move on.β
2 replies 1 reposts 9 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1838. At MontrΓ©al Lord Durham forced eight rebel Patriotes to put on disturbingly short pants, then banished them to Bermuda.
1 replies 28 reposts 45 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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I honestly think the lady running for president of our HOA is a better candidate and I had to explain to her what eaves are
0 replies 3 reposts 9 likes
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Uncle Jeff π³οΈβπ
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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It's gonna be a rough four years
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Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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Bobcats are called that because of their hairdo's.
4 replies 27 reposts 69 likes