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bobby (frociaggine)

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the wikipedia page for the drake-kendrick beef uses the same table that you find on articles about actual wars

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Jane 🜚's avatar Jane 🜚 @raynejaywright.bsky.social
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they should just kiss already

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺's avatar Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
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One side used nukes.

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE WHEN THEY DO THAT

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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"'s avatar "Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social
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lmao at how in April Drake loses his one ally and Kendrick gains like seven

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Surprised Drake didn't win with allies like Ak and Sexyy Red

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rifka the unhinged fat activist's avatar rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social
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lmao of course j cole

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Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!?'s avatar Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? @sekoku.bsky.social
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"Belligerents" just being "Parties" is sending me.

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Peter's avatar Peter @cgblue.bsky.social
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My youngest child, a rising high school junior, tried to explain the feud to me. Right after trying to explain the origins of the Gaza. Next time I'll just go to the Wikipedia pages.

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TrashMarine's avatar TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social
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Kendrick was dropping bombs while Drake was dropping Nerf darts

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Andrew's avatar Andrew @andrewjplant.bsky.social
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I’m about to get myself permanently banned from Wikipedia for insisting on changing “Parties” there to “Belligerents”

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ZachReacts on YouTube's avatar ZachReacts on YouTube @thatzachreacts.bsky.social
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Not j Cole with until LMAO

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Chip bitney's avatar Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social
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Rad

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Error Crater (Them, like the giant ant)'s avatar Error Crater (Them, like the giant ant) @errorcrater.bsky.social
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kung fu kenny with the greatest "fuck you" grin in show business. so unbothered. meanwhile drake looks like he dropped his ice cream cone

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joakim noah's ark's avatar joakim noah's ark @snakeroot.bsky.social
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When DJ Akademiks is in your corner you know you are so cooked

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Arkenor's avatar Arkenor @arkenor.bsky.social
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Kanye West is on Team Kendrick. Hmmm.

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What is the order of battle?

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Gloria! 's avatar Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social
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jonathan's avatar jonathan @marhom.bsky.social
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somehow this leads to the rest of kendrick's tracks getting leaked on the war thunder forums

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illumi's avatar illumi @illumi.me
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It’s the fact J Cole thought they were doing it for funsies that gets me.

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Dustin Du Cane's avatar Dustin Du Cane @dustinducane.bsky.social
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Drake needs some allies because he’s outnumbered.

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Confirmed Professional Agitator's avatar Confirmed Professional Agitator @mumbly-joe.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Drake J Cole Sexxxy Red DJ Academiks Subway (franchises still controlled by Jared) Austria

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Dell Cameron's avatar Dell Cameron @dell.bsky.social
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“Belligerents”

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Piatto Delgatto 's avatar Piatto Delgatto @piattodelgatto.bsky.social
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Need the get the flag guys on this shit

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Dag.'s avatar Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social
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Who would be Switzerland in this beef? Nas?

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Ehusman's avatar Ehusman @ehusman.bsky.social
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If either of them sells jewelry, are those conflict gemstones? And therefore subject to UN sanctions?

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Himbo bigguns's avatar Himbo bigguns @winderwinder.bsky.social
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Should call them belligerents too

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Kwisatz Sazerac 🖤 🐀🐀🐀's avatar Kwisatz Sazerac 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social
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Does it list casualties

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Adam Serwer's avatar Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social
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The list of drake allies is devastating

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adam whalen 🐳's avatar adam whalen 🐳 @awhale.bsky.social
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semi related but why does Wikipedia use outdated photos for its articles? especially here since they each definitely have more recent ones available, and the article was written recently

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Isobel Carr's avatar Isobel Carr @isobelcarr.com
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This is art.

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bdonnelly 's avatar bdonnelly @bdonnelly.bsky.social
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What a time to be alive

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David F. Soros's avatar David F. Soros @wiselineprt.bsky.social
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I was hoping there would also be maps of troop movements in battles.

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Aria Winningson's avatar Aria Winningson @theweightofuwu.bsky.social
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whoever picked the photos did an incredible job. like if someone with no knowledge of the situation had to figure out how things were going based on just those two photos, they'd be able to make a pretty accurate guess.

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Ashton's avatar Ashton @ashtonk.bsky.social
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Fully expecting France, the country, to show up on one or both sides.

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Brian Hickey's avatar Brian Hickey @brianphickey.bsky.social
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As well it should. It’s the only thing I care about right now.

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MindCrime's avatar MindCrime @mindcrime.bsky.social
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Belligerents: (I should have a funny input here, but I'm giving that to you, the people)

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E-Something's avatar E-Something @nullinterface.bsky.social
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Never forget the Battle of Gatwick

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They Might Be David's avatar They Might Be David @aferaldavid.bsky.social
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@darrylayo.bsky.social this seems relevant to you

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Built to Shill's avatar Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social
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"Ongoing" seems pretty charitable.

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Marie just Marie's avatar Marie just Marie @d3sk.bsky.social
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What a silly waste of time.

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Witty Librarian 2024's avatar Witty Librarian 2024 @paulwartenberg.bsky.social
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War. War never changes...

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In Places Deep's avatar In Places Deep @inplacesdeep.bsky.social
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Someone should edit it to say "Order of Battle" and have Kendrick as victor.

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Vector's avatar Vector @vectorthemerc.bsky.social
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i fully expect to see this covered on the history channel in the future

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The tenth smartest guy you know's avatar The tenth smartest guy you know @union-of-dunces.bsky.social
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Result: Decisive Lamar victory

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Martin John's avatar Martin John @martinjohn.bsky.social
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Weekend on Kendrick’s side? 😳

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Isaac Rabinovitch's avatar Isaac Rabinovitch @isaac32767.bsky.social
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Indeed it is. I looked at the source for the page. The table is generated by a template called "Infobox feud", which is a fork of another template called "Infobox civil conflict". That template in turn was created back in 2011 based partially on "Infobox military conflict"

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sea shanty stan account ⛵'s avatar sea shanty stan account ⛵ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social
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"ongoing" nah man i haven't followed at all and even i know kendrick atomized that man like seven times over by now this concluded ages ago kendrick's just going for the high score atp

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robertus's avatar robertus @robertus.bsky.social
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Honestly I'm surprised nobody's put the little cross next to Drake's name yet

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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚's avatar ❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚 @tranniehathaway.bsky.social
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J. Cole (until April 7) 💀

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Vince's avatar Vince @jva.bsky.social
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This part is so funny

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Ian Rennie 's avatar Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social
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Both sides need to start aggressively recruiting wrestlers. AEW champion Swerve Strickland is already friends with Rick Ross.

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Andrew Davis's avatar Andrew Davis @thrownintosol.bsky.social
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Casualties: Drake, like twenty times at this point

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