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I'm not even here baby

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"Oh, shit, that was my job?"

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"Our research suggests it’s really not acceptable that some people are able to have a pleasant or satisfying time being alive."

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Solidarity with those affected as Hurricane Beryl makes landfall. Jamaica is home to thousands of farm workers who come yearly to the US on H2A visas, hundreds of whom are UFW members. From deadly heat to extreme storms, farm workers are on the front lines of climate crisis.

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Today, the federal government put itself on the right side of history by seeking, for the 1st time, to establish the precedent that every worker in America has the right to shade, water & rest while working in temps that could kill them. -UFW President Teresa Romero

www.politico.com/news/2024/07...

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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My solution is every time you're near a man who has been eyeing you and maybe on the approach just audibly whisper, ".... man I'm glad I'm a lesbian." Then fist pump like you just made the best decision of your life.

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I wouldn't guess you were gay if that's what you're asking

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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It's a "just trust me bro it's bad" even as a literary device.

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That's why I'm so excited

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Alisha Grauso's avatar Alisha Grauso @alishagrauso.bsky.social
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We make jokes about how dystopia is a lot more boring in reality than all the books we had to read in high school made it out to be. I think what we're forgetting is that the part we're in now - where the characters might have stopped it & didn't - is the backstory of these books, not the story.

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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Nah it's just how my brain is wired to COME OFF as an asshole vs normalized social practices. I simply CANNOT wrap my head around small talk and beating around the bush unless you give me a large amount of time to figure it out

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0's avatar Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0 @tammi.bsky.social
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OTHER PEOPLE'S GENDER IDENTITY DOES NOT AFFECT YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY, GROW THE FUCK UP!!

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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I don't think.....🤔.....I don't think it's the same

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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I legitimately have a tear in my eye laughing at this

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If this post is anything to go off of, your just really annoying

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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Same except for my it's Oneyplays and Jerma related content. Just not my humor

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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Playing Infinite Wealth after having lived on Oahu is the same feeling as recognizing places in LA after playing GTA V.

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That's just a traditional values marriage

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social
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I wrote a thing: "Louisiana is the latest Ground Zero for christofacist fuckery" — the zealots are just getting started. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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For the right amount you can control me to do almost anything

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Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham 's avatar Hart Pearson Sebastian Cunningham @hpsc24.bsky.social
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Orpheus Condescending 's avatar Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
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. You can't just throw money at problems and expect them to go away. Unless I'm the problem.

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bill 's avatar bill @eyewasbored.bsky.social
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the worst part of todays red sox game was all the empty space MLB could have used for more ads.

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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".... fuck I can't keep doing this...." Then quietly sob into my hands

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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That's a dope mural tbh. I also think you wear those jeans really well

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Cuntace Owens's avatar Cuntace Owens @duaadiddy.bsky.social
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I wish Kendrick Lamar on all my enemies

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Bzus's avatar Bzus @bzus.bsky.social
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It's a funny joke

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"Apparently, he thinks it’s a term Gen Z made up, and everyone in the office is too embarrassed to tell him otherwise."

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"This measure ensures that any student will be able to look up at anytime and be reminded that our Creator has the cock of a riled-up stallion ready and raring to mount a mare."

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ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
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why would you ever log into a app called “discord.” that’s just asking for trouble. you’ll find me over on “eharmony”

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