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Caramel Machete

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Si, otra refugiada más de twitter. Me gustan los cómics (si incluye manga, manwa y de muchos otros lugares) ando en un binge de novelas y sigo jugando pokemon go.


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Stella's avatar Stella @antlervel.vet
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saw several of my guyliker friends talking about some Star Wars show guy being hot and wanting to write fanfic and etc etc and I was like ugh not this shit again but then I saw a screenshot and I was like, you know what girls, you're right about this one, fic away, masturbate as much as you like

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amartbee's avatar amartbee @amartbee.bsky.social
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I also wanna express that the sailor moon party was great and I thank everyone who stopped by! Thank you! 🙏

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Caramel Machete's avatar Caramel Machete @caramelmachete.bsky.social
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Goku gave them 1 chance to some and if they felt like wasting it kill shot it is. And that was until he grew up and realized he was stronger than most as a kid he decimated the hell of the red ribbon

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Caramel Machete's avatar Caramel Machete @caramelmachete.bsky.social
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With some extra wtf pointing video person is a broken clock pointing the hour right but still dammmmmn

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Caramel Machete's avatar Caramel Machete @caramelmachete.bsky.social
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Some people commenting it’s a thing and not a freak accident

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Caramel Machete's avatar Caramel Machete @caramelmachete.bsky.social
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So I saw people comenting in Reddit about tech guys behaving badly and…

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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This is one of the best comics of all time and Lynda put it on the back cover of her book. She really said “I’ll give you that one for free”

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Jewel 💎 🍉's avatar Jewel 💎 🍉 @jewel.andraia.xyz
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"you tried coke and all you did was clean the bathroom?" is one of my favorite assessment questions when I'm talking to friends

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Nash's avatar Nash @radiodeadair.com
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I mean, for one, you just pulled a number out of thin air so of course they don't understand. But right now we're dumping money hand-over-fist into AI and we're getting fuck all back. Throwing $200 trillion into jobs and infrastructure to ensure a better world sounds like a bargain in comparison.

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody

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Caramel Machete's avatar Caramel Machete @caramelmachete.bsky.social
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I burned into a roommate memory the time we got a medium earthquake and I casually told mom “I have to hang you up there is an earthquake, no mom there is really an earthquake I am going down by” as I was looking for my keys. It’s amazing how much you can get used to earthquakes

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Caramel Machete's avatar Caramel Machete @caramelmachete.bsky.social
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Hahaha the fucker that was mayor in my district tried to become governor of Mexico City and spend 6 hours being completely delusional and saying he had won until reality was unavoidable and he is now eating crow by publicly acknowledging his rival won 🤣 amazing

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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This is like when you trap a villain in a dream sequence where they think they’ve conquered the world, while the real world remains safe

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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This isn't the point of the article, but I can't help notice that the man's marriage fell apart after he bought the Cybertruck. Has a line of cars ever been so entwined with the concept of Divorced Men that it only appeals solely to them, it also creates them?

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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Cameron Stewart sucks as a person. But when I see people trashing the Burnside Batgirl costume, I know they’re just mad because they don’t see titty folds in the cloth

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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It’s so funny that Kendrick unleashed absolute MAYHEM, rounded it off with the song of the summer and then went right back to minding his business.

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Maureen Flaherty 🍉's avatar Maureen Flaherty 🍉 @maureenflaherty.bsky.social
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My friend’s dad and uncles were deported to Mexico *multiple times* from 1930s-1950s in the Sacramento valley. All of them were US citizens. Most of them even carried their passports starting in the 40s. It didn’t matter that they spoke English and people on the street knew them.

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Simon Pegg's avatar Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social
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Who called a JAWS rip off set in France 'Under Paris', and not 'Shark de Triomphe'?

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Elle's avatar Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
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*immediately cancels trip to England* *immediately rebooks trip to England*

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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My left-wing academic stalker on Twitter has discovered my right-wing academic stalker on Twitter and, honestly, I'm just happy that I could bring two delightful people together.

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Vivian Moira Valentine's avatar Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social
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Based on how the New Atheist movement turned out, probably less policy based a cut 'n paste interpretation of religious texts and the same amount of policy based on rich white dudes feeling entitled to all the resources

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Caramel Machete's avatar Caramel Machete @caramelmachete.bsky.social
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And the dudes interacting are so nice. They are great to each other. I really love it.

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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how it started how it's going

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G. Willow Wilson's avatar G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me
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We have lost one of the greats.

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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fantasy is a genre that we don’t generally associate with the banality of evil, because it involves shit like eldritch gods and evil wizards and fire breathing dragons but Pratchett had a better grasp of it than pretty much anyone

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social
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KOSA is cowritten by the guy who wrote SESTA/FOSTA, so yeah, the time to act is NOW

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Ramon Villalobos's avatar Ramon Villalobos @ramonvillalobos.bsky.social
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Listened to that black panther song king's dead a ton when that movie came out and wanted to do a real mexican ghost rider

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Lovely cat lashes ♿ *chiari awareness*'s avatar Lovely cat lashes ♿ *chiari awareness* @kitton.me
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*laughing in Indigenous at all the camping posts* I wish y'all's counselors had told you that open-sided structures are for cooling and when it's warm, wet or windy you just hang a blanket along the side and it's fine, I swear.

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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I hadn't been paying attention for the past day or so, but JK Rowling seems to have somehow taken her transphobia to a new level. Wow.

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Caramel Machete's avatar Caramel Machete @caramelmachete.bsky.social
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Hay quien está haciendo dinosaurios de colores en papel maché. No sé porque y para que pero me encanta.

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Full Mental Jackass's avatar Full Mental Jackass @uncle6.org
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We lost something when we eliminated the wealthy class’s living in terror of eternal hellfire, the guillotine, or 90% top marginal rates

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Claire Willett's avatar Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social
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small things matter I can’t stop the assholes who run film studios from destroying artists’ work for the tax break or treating them like shit, but I could make sure the people picketing their studios had a cold bottle of water on a hot day we tackle the tiny slice of this that’s within our reach

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics's avatar Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
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Jonathan Harker: Dearest Mina. My host is making me write letters to you like a big ol‘ nerd because this is an epistolary novel and I refuse to write in a diary since I am not a tween. He tried to call it journaling but I didn’t fall for it. Gotta go, he’s crawling up the wall.

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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Comic nerds vs Alan Moore Alan Moore: “😃😊😁🙂☺️😆” Comic nerds: “he’s just so BITTER.”

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Nash's avatar Nash @radiodeadair.com
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In case you missed it, bits of the brain implant have broken loose and are floating around in the dude's brain.

They think it's because the surgery introduced AIR into the dude's BRAIN.

I'm sure it'll be fine. arstechnica.com/science/2024...

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tyler walk with me 's avatar tyler walk with me @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
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“my god, there is nowhere to go.”

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò's avatar Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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"“We are horrified at details emerging from mass graves recently unearthed in the Gaza Strip. Over 390 bodies...with many reportedly showing signs of torture and summary executions, and potential instances of people buried alive,” the experts said."

www.ohchr.org/en/press-rel...

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CapnMarrrrk's avatar CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
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That tracks. East Coast Punks are kind but not nice*, West Coast Hippies are nice but not kind 😂 *Don't let the reality of nice punks ruin the joke

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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Robin Marwick's avatar Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social
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Can’t tell if the one under Economics is Hobbes, Hobbies or Hobbits, nor which would be more injurious to the young and impressionable mind

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Jack Graham's avatar Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social
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No surprise that pro-Israel flaks are recycling the 'Black Confederates' canard to smear Jewish protestors. 'Black Confederates' (in case people don't know) is debunked, ahistorical, right-wing, 'Lost Cause', neo-confederate apologia for slavery.

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