Mark Chadbourn

@chadbourn.bsky.social

Possibly the only time this headline has ever been written.

Jul 02, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

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Ponder Stibbons @pdb.codes
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

Can eating dogs give you brain worms, I wonder.

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Ponder Stibbons @pdb.codes
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

Bloody hell!

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solvognen @solvognen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

Ideal Reform candidate material, really.

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rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

@gretchenmcc.bsky.social

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Northernfire @northernfire.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:06 UTC

RFK jr is the Charles Hapsburg of the Kennedys

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Belmont Mayor Jordan @belmontfakemare.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

Headline just screams Camelot, don’t it?

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James Dempster @cocktaillion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

CNN trying to split the Trump vote with a new more attractive candidate?

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Octavius32 @octavius32.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:00 UTC

If the onion wrote this u would think it was too over the top

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SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

I’m done for the day. Lost brain cells reading that. There is nothing that can top it. The matrix is glitching badly

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W.A. Kuemmel @dogberryjr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

See, "while" is the key word here. He didn't do the two seperate things that he totally did, AT THE SAME TIME.

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High-Fibonacci Diet @motherflicker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

Kudos to CNN for finding the perfect RFKJr “That was a shart,” photo.

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Willie Jack's Favorite Uncle @dandantransient.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:49 UTC

Like honestly I'm not voting for anyone that hasn't tried dog

@lammatic.hellthread.vet

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Groinhammer @groinhammer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:35 UTC

He is all sorts of crazy.

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jędrek @jedrek.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:57 UTC

The only time SO FAR

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turn the page @braceletwitch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

wait i somehow completely missed the eating a dog piece of this in all the chaos

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Liza Mazel @lizamazel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:24 UTC

The "eats shoots and leaves" headline is particularly choice. oh okay, he never ate a dog WHILE denying sexual harassment (or doing it). that was later.

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proleartthreat @proleartthreat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 08:40 UTC

is the burroughs cut-up machine still online

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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

the only time this headline has ever been written SO FAR

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Maddi @matte-gender.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

infinite monkey theorem

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Mt Pleasant @jekllnnhide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

that man is not well. Just look at him. Whoa.

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Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

I suspect he wasn’t sidestepping harassment accusations while eating the dog but who knows maybe he’s a better multitasker than I think.

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Sandra Pascoal-Lima @sandrapl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:18 UTC

🤣🤣

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Laura Vivanco @lauravivanco.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 09:33 UTC

I just read this review of a book about the Kennedy men yesterday.

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Greg Gadren @greggadren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

Who says the US election can’t be fun?

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meat-shaped stone (free Palestine) @jikukeiseki.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

every time I see a picture of him I just gotta stare

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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

what

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

His brain worms made him do it.

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Finnegans @finnegans.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

This is not the hot dog you were looking for.....

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Tracey Eva #GTTO 🇪🇺 💚🦜🌿🌻🌍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♠️☮️ @traceva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

WOW! Can a Country go insane?

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Neurocysticercosis 🇵🇸🍉 @neurocysticercosis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:47 UTC

I saw that interview. He didn’t even deny the sexual assault allegations. He just said he was a rambunctious youth and that he has done lots of stuff in the past. And that he was “no church minister”. Like, damn. How can anyone vote for this monster.

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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

If there ever was an Event Horizon for inescapable stupidity in politics, we crossed it.

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Dr. Michael von Forstner @epiguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 08:38 UTC

Difficile est satiram non scribere

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Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

"Kennedy declined to directly acknowledge the sexual assault accusation at first, instead dismissing “the other allegations” as part of a 'very, very rambunctious youth.'" Dude was at minimum 44 years old during the time that the accuser worked for him.

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