Miles's avatar

Miles

@milestoowild.bsky.social

79 followers 198 following 93 posts

So what's this place about, huh?


Reposted by Miles

Angus Johnston's avatar Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social
[ View ]

Roses are red Zoomers be zoomin'

4 replies 19 reposts 80 likes


Reposted by Miles

Iain Coleman's avatar Iain Coleman @iaincoleman.bsky.social
[ View ]

The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.

7 replies 223 reposts 885 likes


Reposted by Miles

josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
[ View ]

If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

25 replies 282 reposts 1882 likes


Reposted by Miles

tweety fish's avatar tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish
[ View ]

holy shit did people know this????

36 replies 50 reposts 523 likes


Reposted by Miles

Pyramead Head's avatar Pyramead Head @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
[ View ]

Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡

27 replies 389 reposts 1519 likes


Reposted by Miles

Gregory Hays's avatar Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social
[ View ]

Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

22 replies 721 reposts 3159 likes


Reposted by Miles

Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
[ View ]

This week on Meet the Press we discuss why one man was recently disqualified from the Presidency and you might be thinking it’s the guy who ate a dog but don’t worry because there’s actually a considerably worse person we’re also not saying that about

2 replies 63 reposts 281 likes


Reposted by Miles

Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
[ View ]

JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. RFK: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. RFK Jr.:

35 replies 132 reposts 641 likes


Reposted by Miles

Mark Chadbourn's avatar Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social
[ View ]

Possibly the only time this headline has ever been written.

42 replies 110 reposts 482 likes


Reposted by Miles

kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
[ View ]

let’s remember some guys, album cover edition

15 replies 8 reposts 107 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

Lifting can't truly replace therapy... But MAN is it therapeutic!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Miles

Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
[ View ]

if you, like me, are tired of All The Bullshit, may I suggest repeatedly picking heavy things up and putting them down again

60 replies 26 reposts 543 likes


Reposted by Miles

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 's avatar NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
[ View ]

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 6,1962

0 replies 6 reposts 74 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

I've seen so many apolitical jokes here, honestly probably more than I've seen on Twitter under Elon. If you can't find those, that's a skill issue imo.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Miles

Hayes Brown's avatar Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social
[ View ]

idk it just seems to me that laws, like tech, should be created with the question "what would the worst person i know be able to do with this power" in mind and it's truly incredible how much this opinion fails at that basic task

42 replies 186 reposts 1020 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

Why would they? Even if we the people don't like them, they feel no pressure to do better. They're appointed for life, and can only be kicked out via impeachment, which will probably never happen with Congress the way it is. It's a council of 9 kings and queens who just made a 10th.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Miles

Jerry Chen's avatar Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
[ View ]

we're all just gut biomes with internet access

13 replies 108 reposts 562 likes


Reposted by Miles

Joshua Foust  🪖🎮's avatar Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com
[ View ]

I’m just so pleased that the court decided homeless people can be arrested for existing, the government cannot govern, and the president cannot be prosecuted for committing crimes, all in the same week. Blitzkrieg doesn’t begin to cover what has happened to the rule of law.

8 replies 117 reposts 505 likes


Reposted by Miles

Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
[ View ]

There are two elements to the immunity decision that are particularly extreme in a way that many will miss: (1) motive is irrelevant and (2) immune acts are not just excluded from prosecution, they’re excluded from evidence. /1

50 replies 905 reposts 2436 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

It is good to remember that while there is much suffering in the world, there is still good as well. Examples:

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Reposted by Miles

Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
[ View ]

Convicted felon appoints judges who rule it's ok for him to do crimes.

8 replies 144 reposts 559 likes


Reposted by Miles

Lily Mason's avatar Lily Mason @lilymasonphd.bsky.social
[ View ]

A convicted felon is applying for the only job in the world that lets him do as many crimes as he wants.

7 replies 253 reposts 875 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

Tbh if I got a wrap I would want something more interesting than this. But then again, this IS a Cybertruck owner we're talking about.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

Is that a custom paint job? Because I've only ever seen the generic silver ones.

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Miles

Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
[ View ]

tweeted this four years ago and it pretty much sums up my feelings on this shit

39 replies 1054 reposts 4548 likes


Reposted by Miles

Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ]

if i really wanted to watch two old men argue I'd watch these guys

31 replies 222 reposts 1130 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

QR code menus are the one thing from the height of pandemic-related restrictions that should have been entirely left behind.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Miles

SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’m a creator in the way that I create unrealistic scenarios in my head, an artist of some sort

4 replies 68 reposts 267 likes


Reposted by Miles

Reposted by Miles

Tom's avatar Tom @tomel.bsky.social
[ View ]

ChatGPT already has “Ph.D.-level intelligence,” in that once you remove it from its extremely narrow field of expertise (assembling words into credible-sounding passages) it is wildly out of its depth, but people vastly overestimate its authority because they don’t understand what “intelligence” is.

31 replies 630 reposts 2421 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

I'll take it further: Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith were both good.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

Low-key would not be surprised if it turned out Just Stop Oil was a psyop by the fossil fuel industry to make climate change protesters look bad /hj

1 replies 1 reposts 3 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

My hottest take is that driver's licenses should be harder to get & maintain, but we should have WAY better public transit options to make up for it. I'm tired of seeing people basically admitting to being bad drivers when something is done to improve traffic safety.

0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes


Reposted by Miles

Nails Nathan's avatar Nails Nathan @chadstanton.bsky.social
[ View ]

““Life in the tent is like hell. “We do not know what to do, whether to stay inside or go outside … The high temperatures are unbearable,” she said. “Children suffer from skin diseases as a result of excessive heat and sweat, and the lack of water for bathing.””

2 replies 148 reposts 239 likes


Miles's avatar Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social
[ View ]

"Johnny Cash fans will tell you that shooting a man in Reno for the sole purpose of watching him die is perfectly fine?"

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Reposted by Miles

Joseph Fink's avatar Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social
[ View ]

It is also worth noting that "universal" stories appeal to zero people, because no one lives a universal life. The more specific a story is, the more we relate to it even if we have a different life, because we recognize that the story feels real

63 replies 456 reposts 1819 likes


Reposted by Miles

ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
[ View ]

I go to pride every year to bring the energy of a baffled, but supportive midwestern dad. I'm smiling, a bit bewildered, and clapping a good ten milliseconds behind the beat. I just hope you're all having fun out there

7 replies 20 reposts 219 likes


Reposted by Miles

Zack Quaintance's avatar Zack Quaintance @zackquaintance.bsky.social
[ View ]

it's really hard to watch new tv shows when you can just always watch 3 - 5 episodes of king of the hill instead

6 replies 5 reposts 45 likes


Reposted by Miles

Reposted by Miles

Leigh's avatar Leigh @newbabyfly.schism.org
[ View ]

Randomly, in case anyone needs to hear it: You can make art without trying to make it into a career. I found out long ago that while I LOVE art, trying to make it my livelihood made me miserable and led me into a ten year burnout. So now I do it for me, any success I get is just a bonus!

15 replies 43 reposts 240 likes


Reposted by Miles

Paul Frazee đź’Ą's avatar Paul Frazee đź’Ą @pfrazee.com
[ View ]

“Godzilla Minus One” is how I rsvp to parties because my date ghosts me and then I show up and smash the furniture in a rage

28 replies 82 reposts 1100 likes


Reposted by Miles

Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
[ View ]

If you had told me growing up that our society would have messed up Star Wars, Jurassic Park, and being able to google something I’d probably have just become a Mennonite or something

15 replies 41 reposts 499 likes


Reposted by Miles

Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
[ View ]

Notorious B.I.G.’s mother, Voletta Wallace: “I hope that I see Sean [Combs] one day and the only thing I want to do is slap the daylights out of him. And you can quote me on that”

12 replies 83 reposts 538 likes


Reposted by Miles

Hillary Monahan's avatar Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social
[ View ]

If your main gripe in life is trans, nonbinary, and gender non-conforming people existing, you live a blessed fucking life. Truly. To not have to worry about rent, food, electricity, your health, your family, tuition, debt, transportation or lack thereof, is a blessed life. You whiny weirdos.

2 replies 21 reposts 149 likes