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CEO, Antifa LLC

@chicagoted.bsky.social

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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AOC introduced articles of impeachment against thomas & alito. want it to happen? electeds need to cosponsor/vote for it. they may need some convincing. i tried to make that as easy as possible for people with a few 1min call/email scripts you can use. if you’re game, tap through!🧵

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amateur crastinator's avatar amateur crastinator @amateurcrastinator.com
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who wanna meet me at the combination

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Somehow we need to monetize using things like motion blur and watching at 1.5x on purpose (not just for the bit) In other words, find these folks and separate them from their money. An excise tax on poor taste. Ketchup should be $1000.

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Somebody out there will put hunt’s ketchup on a medium rare bone in ribeye. Lots of people in the world!

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grace's avatar grace @acab4cutie.top
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gimme the queef boys and free my soul

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45F°F DO YOUR GOD DAMNED SHOT ALREADY

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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France: Defeats fascists. NYT:

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maura quint's avatar maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
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so bye bye climate denier guy, you'll be rotting somewhere hotter and nobody will cry

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Kim Hu's avatar Kim Hu @kimhu.bsky.social
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Here's your daily dose of Taskmaster.

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CEO, Antifa LLC's avatar CEO, Antifa LLC @chicagoted.bsky.social
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HELL YEAH PIT CREW NITROUS DENTIST

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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No joke here (sorry): Homelessness in Finland is very low because they provide small apartments and mental health support without any conditions attached to it. 80% of those who use it get jobs , gain stable housing, and sobriety But thanks for the plastic trash can in NYC, Mayor Adams

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I wish! I’ve got my kids this weekend so probably not. The 13yo could pass but the 11yo definitely no.

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Canadian Rifle is really good too!

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Ayyoooooo brit! Have fun at the show. The Bean has been polished/flicked so it’s back open. We got a big lake. Lotta restaurants and what the shit, have a hot dog

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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF's avatar LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com
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if you listen closely to the sounds of your fan you can hear the power grid voltage slumping from overload kinda like how you can hear the ocean in a seashell

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I really dislike him as my alderman (thankfully Morgan Park, not MtG)

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DaffyPussy🫦's avatar DaffyPussy🫦 @montanathebitch.bsky.social
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in Canada milk comes in bags because we care about safe sex

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Velodus's avatar Velodus @velodus.bsky.social
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When the France election results are good

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Doug!'s avatar Doug! @itsdoug.ca
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Welcome to Bluesky. Please Remember these four things: 1) End of the laneway, don’t come up the property 2) A pal asks you for help, you help him 3) Don’t honk at girls, and don’t holler at girls, and don’t talk to them unless they wanna talk to you 4) No Degens on the property

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Mx. D.E. Anderson's avatar Mx. D.E. Anderson @diannaeanderson.bsky.social
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hi i got an agent, sold four books, and changed lives by posting on social media

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Harbinger Of Head's avatar Harbinger Of Head @harbingerofhead.bsky.social
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more and more women are looking at my bulge while licking their lips and their eyes turning into big throbbing hearts i miss when things were normal

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A Whole Damn Town!'s avatar A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town
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Twin Peaks: The Log Lady.

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Christy, Butlerian Jihadist's avatar Christy, Butlerian Jihadist @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
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I once worked in an office with terrible morale. To address this problem, Management announced that we were getting a puppy. The puppy was coming at the end of the month. There was a contest to name the puppy. When the puppy arrived, it was a plushie that you had to go into the boss's office to hug

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Cal's avatar Cal @dragonsworn.net
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Masking at cons is SO GREAT, y’all, for real, I haven’t gotten con crud in four years AND I AM A VENDOR, I AM BREATHED ON BY LITERALLY EVERYONE, strong recommend! It’s so good!

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I’m already following as hard as I can!

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For the record I feel strongly pro Mount Olive Special Edition Majestic Picklery Premium Medium Heat Hot Sauce Savory Kosher Baby Dills that I typed it all out manually including “Picklery”

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demon core vidal's avatar demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip
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you all have agreed that the harry potter lady is a cunt while having 20 years of refusal to forget inane harry potter trivia and calling yourselves "hufflepuffs" on dating sites or whatever bullshit. this is not hard. you're telling on yourselves and what you think of sexual assault victims.

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You’re our only hope, Obi-Wan Mount Olive Special Edition Majestic Picklery Premium Medium Heat Hot Sauce Kosher Baby Dills Kenobi

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st. clueless, of the vhs's avatar st. clueless, of the vhs @clueless.bsky.social
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there is a void on the floor and it’s screaming

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Aside from the Garfield head, this is what I look like nude, if you even fucking care

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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis's avatar Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
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God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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yeag…

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LMAOOOO Rowdy Roddy Blagojevich returns!!!

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Galaxy brain take on a shitty dating pool: take their money and run

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Hi babe I’m home! Another shitty day at work - it was great. Really making progress on getting our crap approved.

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Anyway fuck potential. Get weird instead. It's way more fun

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