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I don't know what I'm doing more than half of the time


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Quinta Jurecic's avatar Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social
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my takeaway from a lot of this—substantive "what should the dems do" questions aside because I have no idea—is that people are incredibly weird about aging and disability

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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And in four hours your microbiome would be screaming at you

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Prisonculture's avatar Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
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gratitude to those who have pushed gross donations almost to $4,000 for this month! They need $10,000 and we're so much closer than a couple of days ago. Thank you so much and have a good night.

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Derek Powazek's avatar Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social
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You’ll never guess which of the two candidates is a convicted rapist.

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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I don't know if they still do this on tours at Carlsbad, but when I was a kid there was a point where you were way underground and they turned off the lights so you could see how dark it is and I don't think I've ever disliked anything more

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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Yes, how silly to acknowledge an actual professional accomplishment rather than the accident of one's birth. Just an unserious country, top to bottom

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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ryan cooper's avatar ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com
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yeah. and the ethical void here is just beyond description. like Petey Baker doesn't vote because that might indicate Political Bias but it's fine for the entire org to hound the president out of office in a fit of pique when the republic itself is literally on the line

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Anthonius van ʘo!o's avatar Anthonius van ʘo!o @xtpd.bsky.social
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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But surely there's no law that says a dog can't open a fireworks stand

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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Monkey’s paw Martin Mull

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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Telling David Cameron to kill his own mice if he’s that bothered about it

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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the absolute funniest shit about CNN being like "we can't fact check Trump its not what we do" is that after the Rice Truck Debacle incident with my family they were in my inbox(and those of others) running various fact checks and clarifications on that absolutely zero significance event for DAYS

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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It was so bizarre to read Chain Gang All-Stars with her little book club logo on it, when one of the footnotes talks about laws her dad pushed through that made the world of the book possible

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Branden McEuen's avatar Branden McEuen @bmceuen.bsky.social
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I think it’s telling that if you search “Trump AND rape” on the New York Times website you don’t get a single article mentioning the E. Jean Carroll case but if you search “Biden AND old” you get 18,026 hits.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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if you did not know that the president now has unlimited authority to order the ATF or DHS or the FBI to execute your best friend for any reason and can then order the DOJ not to prosecute then, you can blame every fucking columnist who has written a piece about biden’s age since monday

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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this is the newspaper that published tom cotton calling for us to be shot in the street, of their own free will, and without even reading his piece first, or editing it. you simply do not have to accept them as an unbiased source.

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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i swear to god. people will spend eight goddamn years complaining about how friendly the new york times is to donald trump and then just... keep accepting their framing. apparently forever. it's a provincial newspaper run by a sixth generation failson. have some self respect

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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If you have recurring monthly donations to, say, Planned Parenthood or the ACLU, please consider shifting that money to abortion funds where it can do the most immediate good

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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7/1/2024 will go down as one of the worst days in American history, and this is how the NYT website was covering it yesterday, under seven (7)(VII) articles about Biden's age.

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Confirmed Professional Agitator's avatar Confirmed Professional Agitator @mumbly-joe.bsky.social
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Also thank goodness Trump has never pardoned and restored rank to court martialed war criminals, I guess our worries were for nothing

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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She really does have that Little Edie optimism and charm

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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Didn’t Drew Barrymore play Little Edie?

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Wagatwe Wanjuki's avatar Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com
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surged 48%. for a mass plagiarism tool that tells you to eat rocks and glue.

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Chicken Puppet's avatar Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.bsky.social
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The last time people went to go protest a Supreme Court decision there was an immediate, bipartsan effort to use tax player dollars to put snipers on Samuel Alito's roof while our favorite pundits went "Brett Kavanaugh has a family :( :(. His daughter must be so scared :( :("

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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It'd be so great if he went to the Secretary of Ed tomorrow and ordered him to zero out all student loans. Official act! Then made abortion available at every VA hospital for anyone who needs one. Official act! He didn't ask for the power, but at least use it for good if you've got it

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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very much reflective of the lack of any real survival instinct among journalists that they think the big story today is whether biden will step down

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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The electoral problem has become, as the IRA gloated to Thatcher, that the GOP only needs to get lucky once and the Democrats need to be lucky forever. Either they’re going to do something about the court - now, not eventually - or we will simply play iterations of this game until the GOP wins.

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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I know this is tongue in cheek, but the point is that the limitation is the scope of the office as the Court sees it. within that scope, it’s open season. so under the majority’s logic, for example, there’s really no limit to what the president could use the military for.

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Talia Lavin's avatar Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social
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i think donald trump should withdraw from the presidential race, for the good of the country

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T. Greg Doucette's avatar T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social
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One of the few cardinal rules of politics is figuring out how to turn weaknesses into strengths. Hang a lantern on his age and talk about it all. the. time. It's precisely how so much of the electorate got inoculated to Donald Trump's perpetual torrent of bullshit

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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Coda.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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It’s nice when somebody actually does the assigned reading

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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How were those shitty frozen pizzas so good?

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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95% of the “Biden must step aside” argument rests on wishcasting a perfect storm: Biden steps down gracefully, there’s minimal fallout for Dems, Kamala steps aside, a talented young gun steps in and performs well. It’s not impossible but to act like it’s a layup is nuts.

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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Back Street is such a banger

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Brandi 's avatar Brandi @itsthebrandi.bsky.social
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Remembering people kept getting mad at the left flank of Dems voting against the student loan debt cancellation when when they did it to save SNAP, which was being held hostage and everyone somehow k-holed that in real time. You can paperwork your way into a forbearance, poor people gotta eat

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Amateur Expert Opinions's avatar Amateur Expert Opinions @amateurexpertop.bsky.social
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reiterating my point spoken to friends & fam last night: this debate should not be happening, all contents null & void. Trump cannot be a contender. centrism-brained party & media elites are riding the norms respect toboggan into a ravine of surreality

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Charles Louis Richter's avatar Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social
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yes, yes, biden's age is the most important issue because we have a system of government in which if we elect a mad king with no viable heirs there is no provision to maintain the realm in the event of his death

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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Biden is too old. But he has surrounded himself with competent people and has had a conventional first term. Trump is authoritarian but inept. He has surrounded himself with people he hopes will make him more effective at authoritarianism. Neither is ideal. But these are not similar problems.

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Soren Spicknall's avatar Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social
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From the esteemed political strategists who endorsed Gary Johnson in 2016,

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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As predicted, the presidential debate coverage is dog shit. And the political media has zero desire for baseline introspective questions about how they have contributed to all of this bullshit.

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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(Trump brags about polls in response to a Q about accepting election results) Biden: "We'll see what your numbers are when this election's over." Trump: "We'll see." Biden: "You're a whiner ... Something snapped in you when you lost the last time."

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Hopeful Chump's avatar Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social
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LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT GOLF

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Gwen Snyder is uncivil's avatar Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social
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Again I just want to remind everyone that Jake Tapper is the guy who credulously elevated Nazi propagandist Andy Ngo's concrete milkshake scam to the level of national mainstream discourse. Of course he isn't gonna suddenly grow a pair and call out Trump for saying Charlottesville was imaginary

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