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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️

@lacroixboi.lol

989 followers 473 following 13151 posts

✨hanging on Sweeti Pi’s fridge!✨
tell my wife I mentioned her here. Dang, those are some bright ass thighs.

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cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 11yrs


futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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👉🏻🫂👉🏻

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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🤣🫂🤣

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Hollywood Hill's avatar Hollywood Hill @hollywoodhill.bsky.social
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Get yourself some LaCroix from the future today! Click on the follow button to redeem.

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👉🏻🤪👉🏻

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recommendation from the one and only Plats means the world to me

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daaaaat me 🙋🏻‍♂️

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👉🏻🙋🏻‍♂️👉🏻

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I can’t help it!

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🤣🍌🤣

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🤣☠️🤣

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LaCroix Enthusiast 's avatar LaCroix Enthusiast @leftbanksy.bsky.social
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L’ordre des pamplemousses 🫡

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yoyo's avatar yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
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i can't believe your parents had any children that survived

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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Is there a Transformer stork that drops off baby Transformers ?

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Missing The Point's avatar Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social
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The person who coined the phrase “The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” never watched Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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I can’t believe I’m close to 1 potassium followers

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👉🏻🤪👉🏻

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*cracks a La Croix

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👉🏻🤯👉🏻

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Haiku Platypus's avatar Haiku Platypus @haikuplatypus.bsky.social
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Screenshotting this now to show you when you pass 1 boron followers.

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👉🏻🍌👉🏻

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clean???

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Matty Cat 🐈‍⬛'s avatar Matty Cat 🐈‍⬛ @catcreature.bsky.social
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Hey, I'm posting from the shower! This is really c

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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👉🏻🫶🏻👉🏻🫂

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👉🏻🍌👉🏻

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE's avatar BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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please, the lacroix boi, his potassium is so low

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Is this about me ?

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Jamestopher's avatar Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
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When I think about Jeffery I get high, and that's good enough for me.

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Adobe Creative Clout Services's avatar Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
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No comrades under 1000 🫡

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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folks: get jeffrey to 1k

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Adobe Creative Clout Services's avatar Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
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The Criterion Collection but for posts

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🤣☠️🤣 fucking banger 👏🏻

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Adobe Creative Clout Services's avatar Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
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Obviously your parents never told you about the birds and the Bumblebees

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🙏🏻🐕🎉🖤

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ONE OF US ONE OF US

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👉🏻🤯👉🏻

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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[patting the bed seductively] come to Butt-Head

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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Can someone explain to me what I’m talking about?

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I gently tossed my dinner bread to try to get cast in a movie… I rolled my roll for a role

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🐕🖤🫶🏻🫂🎉🥰

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I can’t believe I’m close to 1 potassium followers

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the future is now

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👉🏻🤣👉🏻

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PieGuy's avatar PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social
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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbours loud motorcycle tomorrow morning

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It was a pleasure!

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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If I had a dragon I would be hollering dracarys daily.

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🙏🏻🐕🖤🎉

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SFG 🐕🖤🎉🫂🫶🏻

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👉🏻😳👉🏻

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thank you deedot 👉🏻😮‍💨👉🏻

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