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Wishes she was better but alas she's not

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Darius Whiteplume's avatar Darius Whiteplume @dariusw.bsky.social
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I’m trying to be even more awkwa… *falls down and breaks glasses*

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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I will stop mid argument to take a bite of my cheeseburger and fries.

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Shade 5's avatar Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social
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When presented with both a self checkout and a cashier lane simaltaneously, I never know which to use. Does the cashier want me to choose their lane to validate the job or are they thinking “bro just use the self checkout and leave me alone”. I struggle with this.

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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"Your mom" jokes have been done by just about everyone. Kinda like your mom

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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if we can’t occupy each other in real life without phones in hand we’re not going to work out

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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I’d like to think that when Jesus signed his name, he’d dot the i in Christ with a little heart

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Ash's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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If being friendly is flirting then I’m a slut.

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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I love how dogs think we're gods, and cats think we're clumsy, deaf, naked babies.

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bacon popsicle 🫀's avatar bacon popsicle 🫀 @gupton68.bsky.social
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He said we should draw straws to pick a winner but I thought that sounded just about the dullest way possible to break the tie in our game of Pictionary.

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Drummy™'s avatar Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social
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Water hose squirted me in the face and soaked my beard. Anyway, thought of you

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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On your marks. Get set. Disappoint!!!

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Left boob: exercises daily, drinks sparkling water, straight A student, overachiever. Right boob: introvert, lazy, crochets for fun.

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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Had a salad for supper last night that gave me a terrible stomach ache, so I guess from here on out it’s all pizza, all the time.

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bacon popsicle 🫀's avatar bacon popsicle 🫀 @gupton68.bsky.social
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*fondly recalling the days when I didn't need to stop for a breather before putting on the second sock*

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Wilde Thingy 's avatar Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social
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A glory hole but for licking icing off strangers' cakes.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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you're in his DMs, i'm watching his nut video w/ sound on. we are not the same.

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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Nobody told me the struggle bus was an endless one way trip.

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Drummy™'s avatar Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social
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I will totally delete and redo a post because I forgot a semicolon.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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hey sorry for acting needy it’s just that i’m needy

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Rah's avatar Rah @daydreambeliever.bsky.social
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I always accept cookies but never receive any, this some bullshit

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Ash's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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Everyone waits until it cools off from the heat to mow the grass at the last moment of light on Sunday. Right?!

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