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Ashley, 69th of Her Name

@ashleysays.bsky.social

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Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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😻

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Alright alright huffy

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Can I come over and put leaches on you? I’ll bring my own.

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[forced smile] pretty. Still no boats for you!

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(I only looked at the picture) First I’m like oh this is about soccer. Oh wait what are those older folks supposed to be representing from each of those posters? (Reads headline) OKAY SO NOTHING ABOUT SOCCER THEN?

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naming my children after the chinese quasi-brands listed on amazon this is my son COOFANDY

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It’s cool Obama is hanging out with the USA Team. Meanwhile we got Joe ruining actual Team USA. Dems in disarray

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Definitely giving Vader vibes though

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE's avatar BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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hell yeah you know I woke up like this (teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown)

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[files nails] yeah? What’s its name?

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[takes all the life boats] what? Sorry can’t hear you

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Nothing like running into your ex on Reddit..

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I’m with ya. I’ll abandon it even if it’s not sinking.

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Oh hell yeah my book from the library is ready. See ya losers

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Sometimes when I’m coming up from my basement at night I’m like oh no demons! Then I remember

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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When I die I don't want anyone to talk about what killed me. Please list all the incredibly stupid things that I survived

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Does your handle say captain..?

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alber 's avatar alber @captainacab.airbud.website
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i have no honor whatsoever if the ship is going down i am off that bitch. bye. have fun dying or whatever

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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You make my gums produce saliva. Plz respond.

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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I’ve never found him pretty or a good actor but I know I’m in the minority

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connectpoliticditto. 's avatar connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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Someone is going to trick Biden into stepping down and coaching the US Men’s National Soccer Team, aren’t they

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It’s ok Boeing. People are nervous when they hear my name too

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Wasn’t it with the kids too? I can’t remember or care

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I only care what the great Nicholas Cage thinks of Biden

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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Settle down, Danny Ocean.

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It’s ok Boeing. I leave people all the time.

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People have allergies so NO. THINK OF OTHERS

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Yeah I don’t get it either. Oh wait he’s a man so it’s fine

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[panting seductively]

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It’s ok Boeing. I’m also falling apart and no one likes me

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PieGuy's avatar PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social
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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbours loud motorcycle tomorrow morning

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Citrus medicka's avatar Citrus medicka @bigwheel.bsky.social
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i think about this a lot

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Shut up babe. David’s Big Christmas is on QVC

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Pot Shop Boy's avatar Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
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*dropping through your ceiling and crashing through your desk* are you mad at me?

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Sometimes I’m thinking and then I say you better stop before this scheme gets too far

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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I thought organic farming would involve more spleens and kidneys.

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[at the dentist] Me, with my mouth open: awr oo mawd at meh

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𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙://'s avatar 𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙:// @fish.posting.lol
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finally! reese's without the beef

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The B.'s avatar The B. @anerdonfire.bsky.social
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Well yeah but I'm the fun kind of problematic.

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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What has 75 balls and gets old women excited? A Bingo machine

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Is this an update to the milkshake song? It’s weird

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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if you call me dad instead of daddy i won’t be mad just disappointed

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Getting my tarot cards read. Are the narcissist, jealous and a person rolling their eyes good cards?

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