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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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69 is terrible. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. 0<9 is way better and it’s a full on equation.
0 replies 6 reposts 6 likes
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The B.@anerdonfire.bsky.social |
962 followers 893 following 273 posts
"Go then, there are other worlds than these." SK
Meh: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ohtavnoczjskrbx63ahyoajc/feed/aaab566hbz6bw
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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69 is terrible. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. 0<9 is way better and it’s a full on equation.
0 replies 6 reposts 6 likes
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Her labia tattoo didn't make sense until I folded it like those Mad Magazine pictures.
6 replies 32 reposts 77 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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*Gain Flings voice* Wanna see my basement?
0 replies 12 reposts 16 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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*Gain Flings voice* Wanna ride in my van? Don't mind the bleach smell, I just cleaned it.
0 replies 13 reposts 15 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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When I die I don't want anyone to talk about what killed me. Please list all the incredibly stupid things that I survived
12 replies 108 reposts 327 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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I’m still not sure what the fuck a boba even is
7 replies 9 reposts 27 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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If you die in Burlington Coat Factory, you respawn in TJ Maxx
4 replies 22 reposts 55 likes
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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I’m sorry I was late. I was creating a gourmet flatbread pizza…
3 replies 7 reposts 26 likes
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Reposting yourself is Bluesky masturbation
12 replies 10 reposts 36 likes
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Relax, there’s an alternate reality where you and I are dating. This timeline doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?
0 replies 3 reposts 4 likes
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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My mom just told me that calculus has been canceled in her town’s high school because of Woke How’s your day going?
13 replies 27 reposts 90 likes
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Them: know thyself Me googling: how can I un-know myself
2 replies 40 reposts 88 likes
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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People that are meant to be together will always find a way to fuck it up.
5 replies 40 reposts 71 likes
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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Took a nap without plugging my phone in, so now I can't go to the bathroom.
2 replies 45 reposts 108 likes
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Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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Cool, neighbors have a full blown fireworks show going on, bigger than last night. Hopefully this weekend will be the end of it.
3 replies 9 reposts 42 likes
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Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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Kinda hoping to get a rash so I can use a salve, just because I like saying salve.
8 replies 24 reposts 58 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Gonna change my name to Aloe-ishus as soon as I learn how to spell it.
1 replies 17 reposts 34 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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When my youngest was 4, he told me he was playing the banjo while in utero, and the older he gets, the more I believe he was telling the truth.
2 replies 20 reposts 63 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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i wouldn’t tell anyone if i ever went deaf, but there would be signs
7 replies 61 reposts 233 likes
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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How dare you celebrate without Joey Chestnut.
0 replies 8 reposts 12 likes
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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The hot dog eating contest without Joey is like a Care Bear that doesn't care.
0 replies 6 reposts 9 likes
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saja
@saja.bsky.social
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some of y'all slam that seat down like the toilet owes you money
3 replies 15 reposts 63 likes
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Damien
@dfacobbre.bsky.social
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My little dream.
0 replies 3 reposts 3 likes
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BlueSnowflake
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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🎯🎯🎯
9 replies 17 reposts 115 likes
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Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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I have not once seen road kill and not be overcome with sadness or read about Pluto being demoted or people who have never been hugged when the world did them wrong
0 replies 4 reposts 9 likes
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Brie
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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The thing is very few people have a perfumy but crack when the humidity factor is 70% and that’s ok Just stop acting like you do for clout
0 replies 3 reposts 4 likes
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The B.
@anerdonfire.bsky.social
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Sadly, I did not get the wet nurse job.
4 replies 22 reposts 61 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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I’d like to take a moment to thank everyone who abstained from posting pics of fireworks from the 4th. You all are the real heroes.
2 replies 28 reposts 92 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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You can call me your little slice of mushroom, onion & meatball pizza if you wanna
3 replies 13 reposts 41 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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Wash the top and bottom of your plates you dirty heathens
7 replies 27 reposts 71 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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*Brings an ice cream scoop to a cookout I'm here for the potato salad
6 replies 58 reposts 169 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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What we really need around here is a good long nap
6 replies 22 reposts 58 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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2 replies 9 reposts 26 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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You can call me your little vanilla frosted cupcake with rainbow sprinkles if you wanna
1 replies 7 reposts 24 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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Can I put your necklace in my mouth, please
1 replies 10 reposts 21 likes
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The B.
@anerdonfire.bsky.social
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I'm going to level with you, I've been using you for your snacks.
3 replies 23 reposts 51 likes
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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Quote posts are just someone dry humping your words.
3 replies 19 reposts 47 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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One time I received an unsolicited pic and I couldn’t tell if it was of a penis or he was declaring a thumb war.
21 replies 61 reposts 158 likes
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Did I miss something? Where did Boo Boo go?
3 replies 5 reposts 14 likes
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The B.
@anerdonfire.bsky.social
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Well yeah but I'm the fun kind of problematic.
1 replies 49 reposts 86 likes
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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But here’s the thing though - nah actually I got nothing. Carry on
1 replies 33 reposts 46 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Once I get enough micro plastics in my balls, my dick will be able to 3D print a friendship bracelet for ya.
9 replies 54 reposts 132 likes
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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I love that person who makes you feel seen, special, and attractive... But then turns around and ignores you when anyone else is around. My insurance doesn't cover emotional whiplash.
2 replies 5 reposts 20 likes
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
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Adapting to the new ways
1 replies 78 reposts 264 likes
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Haiku Platypus
@haikuplatypus.bsky.social
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Feeling done today. It's time for the next poster shift to start. *clocks out*
2 replies 9 reposts 21 likes
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Chaotic Moon
@chaoticmoon.bsky.social
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Small-time account vibe, like a harmonica in the night.
1 replies 9 reposts 16 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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If you invite me to your house where you have fur babies, expect me to pspspspspspspsps the entire time I’m there.
6 replies 36 reposts 102 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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People who have vowels in their name can’t be trusted.
18 replies 29 reposts 73 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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My tits are sore I better not be pregnant.
5 replies 24 reposts 62 likes