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heiðrún
@harpy.party
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my sunscreen is tarnishing my amulet
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Marjorie James Keenan@unenthusiast.com |
500 followers 482 following 5073 posts
enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ˢᵃⁿᐟⁿᵃˢ ᶦᵗ ᵍᵘᶦᵗᵃʳ ᵒʷⁿᵉʳᐟᵒᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
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heiðrún
@harpy.party
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my sunscreen is tarnishing my amulet
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Ashley Fairbanks
@ziibiing.com
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It’s wild how in just a few months Google has completely destroyed the usability of its search engine.
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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Bananas! (for scale)
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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I can’t believe I’m close to 1 potassium followers
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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stop.
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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Sometimes I eat turkey bacon but that’s not who I am
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Hiring a bunch of mob guys to follow me around and say, “OH!” every time I make a cute little joke.
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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No one would forget about it.
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maura quint
@mauraquint.bsky.social
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first of all everyone's wrong, you're all wrong and I could explain it to you but my time is too valuable. and obviously i need both my hands for the chips.
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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seems fair
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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free is nice but ngl I would pay for that shit Delta
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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A Venn diagram of this graphic would be a perfect circle (pizza)
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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curry chicken salad is best chicken salad (granny smiths)
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Isn’t it fun how we can come on here and say things and none of it matters and we can all act normal and not psycho
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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve
@itsphetz.bsky.social
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fired day 2 at Five Guys for saying “guess we’re Six Guys now” every time a customer came in also I stole
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Ƙappa
@dopeshow.bsky.social
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First Date Idea: I eat every last pickle in your house, walk straight home, and never call you again
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Kelly Turnbull
@coelasquid.bsky.social
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Wow I’m sure glad we’re deep frying the environment for this
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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DigitalGypsie
@digitalgypsie.bsky.social
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Be kind to dogs, OR
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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*sips cosmo as I drive into the sea
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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Comin' out of my cage and I've been doin' just fine oops wait wrong door oh, powder room
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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word is bond (medicated powder)
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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when will that mf learn?
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Last of the Red Hot Tabletop Cloggers
@veteranshill.bsky.social
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Day three of another bout of COVID. Boo is taking good care of me while we watch BSG and old Flash Gordon serials.
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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xat mobo doe
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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if you get them to mail a check you can quadruple the damages
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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girls only want one thing and it's to murder
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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some take longer to breathe after decanting
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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it adds up
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Travis, bluesky elder
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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I should get 1.1k likes on every post
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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always thinking of others (fries)
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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surely there's a threshold of more cowbell where the medicinal effect begins to wane
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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ya'll now tuned into the muh'fckn middest
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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one day this one's gonna blow up(it never blew up)
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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Versatile Ramen®
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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one out of five dentists kinda seems like a dick
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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a menagerie of jackassery
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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You crazy for this one, your honor
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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Catthew CcCacophony
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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ᴏʜ ᴅᴏɢ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴇᴍᴜ sʜᴇᴇᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴡᴡᴡ, ʀɪɪɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇʏ, ʜᴜsʜ ʜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜsʜ
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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*rubs one out
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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you gotta replenish
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Fredo "Lowtax" Fabrucci
@fredo.bsky.social
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Soup of the day: Giant pretzel with beer cheese
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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hellayes!
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ceej
@ceej.online
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Imagine how cool it would be to get paid $174k a year to look disappointed on camera and say stuff like, "We're going to look into it." Now imagine how annoying it would be if someone asked you to do more work than that. That's the reality for every elected official
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Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
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Binging Hacks and I had a dream that Deborah Vance was having dinner with my mother lol
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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all war is class war
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bacon popsicle 🫀
@gupton68.bsky.social
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I suffer extreme fear of failure. Given my poor lifestyle choices heart failure tops the list but liver and renal are pretty high up there, too.
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bacon popsicle 🫀
@gupton68.bsky.social
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me: I have a fear of faces therapist: it’s time to face your fears me: *screams*
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Holly Anderson 🍇
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Give it to me tho
14 replies 1 reposts 39 likes