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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Sorry if you liked it but yeah I delete a lot of my selfies cause I’m an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in crippling insecurity
2 replies 8 reposts 25 likes
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James@overlooked237.bsky.social |
219 followers 404 following 106 posts
My Posts➡️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaby7qwyscss
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Sorry if you liked it but yeah I delete a lot of my selfies cause I’m an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in crippling insecurity
2 replies 8 reposts 25 likes
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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when we are heads in jars i hope we're all on the same shelf
2 replies 11 reposts 32 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle
9 replies 26 reposts 97 likes
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Leif Malone
@thetroops.bsky.social
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Real high class ladies spell it “diarrhoea”
2 replies 8 reposts 28 likes
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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People that are meant to be together will always find a way to fuck it up.
3 replies 29 reposts 55 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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i have bodies in my trunk, please respond
0 replies 2 reposts 4 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
25 replies 167 reposts 620 likes
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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I don't understand your posts please respond
5 replies 21 reposts 44 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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The chair-stacking scene from Poltergeist except it’s just dirty dishes in my sink
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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“Keto friendly” bitch ain’t nobody friendly on keto
1 replies 28 reposts 80 likes
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✰ megan ✰
@meganisthinking.bsky.social
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the internet has broken my brain in a special type of way. tell me why i got my period and the first thing i thought was “this could have been an email”
1 replies 4 reposts 13 likes
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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I’m not a suggested follow.
9 replies 21 reposts 49 likes
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
4 replies 50 reposts 126 likes
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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Fellas, this is the only woman who thinks a Cybertruck looks good
32 replies 85 reposts 464 likes
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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My dog and I bark at fireworks together.
0 replies 23 reposts 64 likes
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BlueSnowflake
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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Husbands are so clingy, like why do I have to sleep with you every night
8 replies 9 reposts 55 likes
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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Almost got my bikini body ready
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rifka the unhinged fat activist
@rifka.bsky.social
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Caillou was on for 46 years but the first and last joke referencing it were told 13 seconds apart
0 replies 2 reposts 3 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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how much for that doggy style in the window?
5 replies 30 reposts 60 likes
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✰ megan ✰
@meganisthinking.bsky.social
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me: dude i’m 25 my neck (hurting for the third time this month): you sure?
0 replies 2 reposts 8 likes
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✰ megan ✰
@meganisthinking.bsky.social
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sometimes you just need to listen to the steve miller band to reset your vibe
0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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TuSoon Shakur
@tusoonshakur.bsky.social
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Mario [breaking up with Peach] itsa not you
0 replies 18 reposts 69 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.
9 replies 46 reposts 108 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello i would like to report a minor inconvenience
13 replies 121 reposts 432 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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she’s a 10 but she says “liberry”
1 replies 4 reposts 9 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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I went off-roading once and had about 10 orgasms.
12 replies 27 reposts 66 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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In search of answers. [Checks pantry and refrigerator]
11 replies 42 reposts 109 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Have we considered this whole thing might be a psychotic drug trial?
1 replies 16 reposts 39 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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no seriously, I’ll believe you if you say it with even more conviction lmao
2 replies 42 reposts 63 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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*Brings an ice cream scoop to a cookout I'm here for the potato salad
6 replies 55 reposts 157 likes
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Mara Wilson
@marawilson.bsky.social
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Requested a ride and then, because 50% of Lyfts and Ubers these days are Teslas, almost mistook the wrong guy in a Tesla for my driver. He wasn’t happy about it. Sorry dude, didn’t realize you were just a douchebag.
46 replies 56 reposts 1044 likes
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
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Can we please go back to the time when we didn’t have to log into the fucking television set
1 replies 29 reposts 97 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Can an abandoned Applebee's with busted out windows be a feeling? Cuz that's how I'm feeling today.
6 replies 45 reposts 120 likes
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T
@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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Fuck you auto coriander
2 replies 22 reposts 69 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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tomorrow is not Sunday? WTF is going on
5 replies 36 reposts 78 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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ok but hear me out: sleep
3 replies 20 reposts 64 likes
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Ate too many hotdogs and burned myself with a sparkler, just like our founding fathers
9 replies 32 reposts 202 likes
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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I don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to send a message that I'll regret
6 replies 68 reposts 196 likes
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T
@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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Neighborhood sounding like the Purge…
3 replies 9 reposts 29 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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Pet Sematary (1989)
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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nightmare fuel since 1989
2 replies 1 reposts 4 likes
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5heriBr0wn
@5heribrown.bsky.social
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Mike’s hard at work. Leave him be
1 replies 3 reposts 10 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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random kid at cookout: will you be dead when i grow up? me: probably
2 replies 8 reposts 26 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Amity Island mayor Larry Vaughn was a corrupt douchebaby with a bad haircut but he rocked some sweet sweet blazers and showed remorse when it was clear he fucked up. I believe in second chances
0 replies 5 reposts 22 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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ankle cracked so loud people thought the firework show started
5 replies 32 reposts 115 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I couldn't remember the word dishwasher so I called it a wet oven.
15 replies 71 reposts 217 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Pulls my own hair while eating a hot dog.
12 replies 42 reposts 117 likes