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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:47 UTC

😁😆

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

Hotdog Time Machine.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

Hotdog Day Afternoon.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

Hotdog the Bounty Hunter.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

Hotresevoirdogs.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

😂🤣

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Sorry for the things I said when my crotch was sweaty

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 09:25 UTC

But it was wicked muggy out, your honor

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

Yes 😭

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

If you still go through the toy aisle every time you visit Target, then we can definitely be friends.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

I know I'm totally fucked up, but at least I can fucking laugh at myself.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

Thank you for this 🫶 pinky promise no-mean zone here

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

It finally hit for me last night, going to ride this high for a few days 😂😂

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

Just know if you’re mean to me I’ll pull out a harmonica and sing ‘Hook’ by Blues Traveler

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Yesss

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

A personal pattern

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

oh bitch I’d cook for you

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

A full night of sleep equals 3 nights of insomnia…

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Is there a Transformer stork that drops off baby Transformers ?

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

I can’t believe I’m close to 1 potassium followers

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

even better

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

You had me at Casio keyboard and a playlist

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

playing my guitar on a balcony at the beach would fix me

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

hello? i need someone to fact check a joke?

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

it’s okay sweetheart drink your milk and take your muscle relaxers you can write your long winded reply later

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

“Bear with me.” Just kidding, I don’t have a bear.

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

Life is short and so am I. Hand me that vodka from the top shelf.

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Hello. I’m heading over to be weird with you.

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

With great tits, comes great back pain.

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

I base their tip on how gently the waitstaff wakes me when the food arrives

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

watched an octopus documentary and the narrator said they sometimes punch fish out of spite and I’ve never been more in love with anything in my life

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BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

Yes, its me! I’m back I hate to ask, but I’d love to find my people again. Any chance you guys help me out?

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Let’s hideaway no talking just music and happiness

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Them.. you should smile more. Me..oh fuck off.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

We don’t use the word bombastic enough.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

Unfamiliar but will check them out, thank you!

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James @overlooked237.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

This JCPenney just closed down while the lady in front of me was writing a check

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James @overlooked237.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

*rolls up in Chipotle with my own guac*

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

The parm version

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

That’s awesome 😆

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Me: Smoking crack? Geologist: It's called a fumarole.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Asking the ghosts in my house if they're mad at me

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Find the person you want to be silly gooses with forever.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Definitely some talented artists on that series, love Drumeo videos.

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

The happy little jingle my laundry machine plays when a load completes is aggressive and altogether mocking in its tone.

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Holly Brolightly @hollyholightly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

the feminine urge to break out my special effects makeup skills and scare the shit out of my family & friends

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Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

as man of the house i like to go around and do my dumb little man shit

1 replies 6 reposts 14 likes

T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

😂 I meant how they claim to have never heard the song, but then nail it. Sometimes I wonder ‘are you SURE you’ve never heard this…’ haha

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

i wish that i could focus my hopeless wandering mind

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

drowning in a bog would probably fix me

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