James Damron

@runswindows95.bsky.social

568 followers 503 following 15116 posts

I'm a 40+ year old retired IT guy that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I live with my wife, two cats, and one pitbull. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...

Blog: athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

My knees ache.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Doing what I do best... waiting for something that's probably not going to happen.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

I miss my stouts.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

*chugs Sierra Nevada Pale Ale*

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gas statіon dream gіrl @cheygoulet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

Max and Huxley enjoying a cloudy day in the backyard kingdom 🐶🩷

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Drinking beer?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Maybe tomorrow. Back hurts too much.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

sorry my titties popped out on aisle 6

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

A full night of sleep equals 3 nights of insomnia…

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Ƙappa @dopeshow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

First Date Idea: I eat every last pickle in your house, walk straight home, and never call you again

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

Florida Man accepts the challenge.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Our cats don't use the litter box. They poop outside.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Long story short, like Boeing, I got in trouble for my flap staying down.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

naming my children after the chinese quasi-brands listed on amazon this is my son COOFANDY

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

For once, it's not Florida...

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

Meanwhile, in Maine

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

Just know if you’re mean to me I’ll pull out a harmonica and sing ‘Hook’ by Blues Traveler

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

kinda want ice cream, kinda want to punch myself in the face. decisions, decisions

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Wm Matthew @omega7stone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

I saw the sign.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Them.. you should smile more. Me..oh fuck off.

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BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

Reposting yourself is Bluesky masturbation

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay … hoping I don’t fall in because I ate less than 30 minutes ago.

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Degen Ink @degenink.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:37 UTC

To the woman who attempted to steal a lobster boat in the nude while being pursued by police.. you're my hero! 🤘♥️

Most Maine arrest ever award.

www.wabi.tv/2024/07/09/w...

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

Your annoying posts are stored in the balls

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Jymbo @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

I like them.

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

It’s ok Boeing. People are nervous when they hear my name too

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

Red rover red rover send nachos right over

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Wm Matthew @omega7stone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Did you say Sauteed in butter?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Long story short, things could get weirder, but I'm too tired to unleash it. Maybe after my nap.

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

It’s ok Boeing. I’m also falling apart and no one likes me

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Shut up babe. David’s Big Christmas is on QVC

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

Someone said with my glasses I had a great image. Like I use them to see. Dumbass.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Yay!

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Is there a Transformer stork that drops off baby Transformers ?

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James @overlooked237.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Sometimes I eat turkey bacon but that’s not who I am

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LENA WIFE @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but DEEZ NUTS lmao sorry your honor i mean the truth

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Wore those after eating Taco Bell...

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Tomorrow is ice cream day.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Hopefully you washed them first...

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

Those zebra-print thongs are mine...

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𝓦𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝓖𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫 @wickedgarden.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

It's a hubby's t-shirt and panties kinda day.

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BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

The only thing I trust to tell the truth at this point is my scale,it never lies to me- Dickhead

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James @overlooked237.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you been messin' around -My dog, when I’ve been petting other dogs

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