The Real Kim Shady

@kimmysunshine.bsky.social

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Anyway, $4 a pound.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:11 UTC

😁😁😁💚

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

Without power for three full days now. The neighborhood has turned feral. Only squirrels dare go out at night. The heat closes in as we crank our flashlights.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

I'm doing the best I can and that's way less than I need to.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

😂

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

It’s ok Boeing. I’m also falling apart and no one likes me

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Ðavid Þetraitis @davidpetraitis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

It was a topless isle.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

How did you know I bought canned goods 😂

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

Mm yes I need extra room there too

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Hi!

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Thank you I will! I will wear them a lot now that I think about if

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

😂😂☠️ heyyy you

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

I can’t wear heels those days are over. I’m getting these.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

Nice! I shall buy them😂

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Speak for yourself 😂

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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

I’m sorry driving a Jeep™️ is 97% of your personality.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

I’ve had better decades

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

getting goosebumps already wrestling fans 🤼‍♂️

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

😂😂😂😂

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

Hi🙏🏻Are they going to give me blisters at first? Also what is your us size vs eur size? Did you need to sz up or down or no?

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

sorry my titties popped out on aisle 6

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

It’s definitely not they are on sale for $104 in a couple days 😂

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

I’ve never had Birkenstocks. Do any of you guys and do you like them? Original two strap.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

La Mer Concentrate Serum duo $425 valued at $660 what’s it made of abalone jizz?

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

girls only want one thing and it's to murder

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Brian O’Blivion @rezzyredhonky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

THIS is what we should be discussing, folks. Not your pipe dream of replacing the nominee which will get struck down in an unsympathetic court. The judiciary is too fucked for your shenanigans.

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Because woke

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 10, 2023 at 09:32 UTC

No one’s allowed to be sad but the people that I hate

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

NEW: AOC introduces articles of impeachment against Justices Thomas and Alito for failure to disclose gifts and failure to recuse. Cosponsors: Lee, Tlaib, Watson Coleman, Ramirez, Frost, Omar, Bowman

Thomas: ocasio-cortez.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
Alito: ocasio-cortez.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

Apparently having your mom calling you in sick from work doesn’t count.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

i’ll either feed you from my mouth like a baby bird or cut your safety cord. you decide

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

the unforeseen rewards of giving back tho

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

I don’t know what happened to the New York Times but they make up news -Nancy Pelosi, today

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

don’t bite me if you don’t wanna get bit back

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

Yes please! I just love Canada 😂. Also, I’m not sure my cooking skills will quite make the cut😂

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

can’t. checking my bad book

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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

Not everything is a contest, yea know.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 11, 2023 at 03:59 UTC

I can’t stop eating at unreasonable hours

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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

the most monstrous woman isn’t a murderer or a rapist - she’s unmarried and childless at 34

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

nooo babe I love ur small burgeoning niche microblogging platform the big ones scare me

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

Hey boy, I love that perineum, is that goochi?

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

😂😂😂👍🏻

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

Me opening up Outlook after being off work for three weeks

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

😁😁😁😂

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

if you’re having a bad Wednesday in July look on the bright side at least you’re not Alec Baldwin

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FEISTY😈 @crzyfkinworld.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

Imagine a Trump administration with Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon, Kash Patel, Roger Stone, Laura Loomer, and Mike Flynn. If that doesn't scare the fuck out of you, seek psychiatric care immediately.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

You have my explicit permission 😁🌷

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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Hey Google, look up words with dick in them

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

This Twix ain’t fixin me. Bring me the heads of my enemies.

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

Them: smile, it's free. Me: so is not smiling.

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