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Gay Decider
@boo.bsky.social
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I vote strategically but I fuck like the dreamer of dreams
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π¦π¦π π¨π’π‘ πππ―π‘π’π«@wickedgarden.bsky.social |
344 followers 245 following 1803 posts
jeni β’ 40 β’ she/they β’ queer β’ polyam
Just a pretty guardian who fights for love, justice, and the last slice of pizza.
β€οΈβπ₯ @ PotShopBoy
π¨ @ JeniJackalope
My π tinyurl.com/4y6jt9ku
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Gay Decider
@boo.bsky.social
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I vote strategically but I fuck like the dreamer of dreams
1 replies 3 reposts 12 likes
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Iβm busy bedazzling my knives
0 replies 5 reposts 7 likes
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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weird girl summer
0 replies 8 reposts 23 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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When they describe a book as Women's Fiction, I can only presume they mean written in blood.
0 replies 21 reposts 41 likes
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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I don't think I took my pills today. Probs gonna die now.
3 replies 6 reposts 23 likes
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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a porn streaming site called Nutflix is this a thing
8 replies 35 reposts 89 likes
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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A lightbulb went off in my head. It didn't illuminate anything. How do you think I got room up there for the lightbulb?
0 replies 10 reposts 26 likes
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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telling women I'm half Lizardperson
1 replies 5 reposts 11 likes
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π¦π¦π π¨π’π‘ πππ―π‘π’π«
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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Don't I know all about the TB aftermath. πππ
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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public service announcement to say @favskeet.bsky.social adds big fun to the experience here
itβs not a bot check them out
BIG FUNβΌοΈ
5 replies 25 reposts 63 likes
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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Zoodlie doodlie motherfuckers
0 replies 3 reposts 6 likes
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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I imagine some of my favorite accounts on here hissing at strangers in public.
7 replies 29 reposts 80 likes
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π¦π¦π π¨π’π‘ πππ―π‘π’π«
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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Nope. π
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π¦π¦π π¨π’π‘ πππ―π‘π’π«
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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They're *mine* now.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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With great tits, comes great back pain.
13 replies 37 reposts 103 likes
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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"HEY GUYS, QUICK QUESTION" (talks for 57 minutes)
3 replies 10 reposts 34 likes
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π¦π¦π π¨π’π‘ πππ―π‘π’π«
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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*pats the space next to me*
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hello. Iβm heading over to be weird with you.
15 replies 39 reposts 107 likes
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@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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Oh, I'm definitely staying tuned...
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The B.
@anerdonfire.bsky.social
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Well yeah but I'm the fun kind of problematic.
1 replies 49 reposts 86 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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What has 75 balls and gets old women excited? A Bingo machine
2 replies 15 reposts 26 likes
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Jonely Bonely
@gojirademonstah.bsky.social
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Feel like this place hits a bit of a lull on Wed-Thu. Can we pick the weird shit posts up just a shnern?
0 replies 4 reposts 6 likes
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Sweetie Ο
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Isnβt it fun how we can come on here and say things and none of it matters and we can all act normal and not psycho
11 replies 28 reposts 69 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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girls only want one thing and it's to murder
11 replies 42 reposts 106 likes
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@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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I'm adopting this at work forthwith.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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BEAVE Β²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Going to start signing emails with βabsolutely zero regardsβ until someone notices.
13 replies 58 reposts 179 likes
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Ygrene βοΈ
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[showing my wife a video clip that i want her to love and cherish just as much as i do] babe look how dumb this is
1 replies 16 reposts 61 likes
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fatsteverogers (do whatever nothing matters anymore)
@fatsteverogers.bsky.social
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I went to therapy yesterday please clap
1 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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Sasshole
@ridiculoussheri.bsky.social
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Iβd rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
1 replies 22 reposts 61 likes
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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Iβve had better decades
1 replies 20 reposts 41 likes
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One Dogβs Opinion πΎ
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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a lost and found but for the sound a tree makes when it falls in a forest
0 replies 6 reposts 15 likes
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Her labia tattoo didn't make sense until I folded it like those Mad Magazine pictures.
3 replies 20 reposts 48 likes
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The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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sorry my titties popped out on aisle 6
6 replies 12 reposts 38 likes
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@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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This is exactly why I have a hard time opening myself up to make friends anymore. Just hurts too much being discarded so easily.
1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
6 replies 38 reposts 129 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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If I had a dragon I would be hollering dracarys daily.
5 replies 22 reposts 42 likes
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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It truly blows me away when individuals have amazing people in their lives and they throw it away. Must be nice to be able to move around that much and without care.
3 replies 10 reposts 21 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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[patting the bed seductively] come to Butt-Head
7 replies 24 reposts 68 likes
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Emil LβAmour
@vireosy.bsky.social
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I just *clenches fist* fucking love the ocean
0 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
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@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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Pink and lacey for sure. π
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@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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Tell Cooper they aren't alone. I'm getting groomed today, too! π
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@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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It's a hubby's t-shirt and panties kinda day.
2 replies 7 reposts 19 likes
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π¦π¦π π¨π’π‘ πππ―π‘π’π«
@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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I've missed youuuu
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Yes, its me! Iβm back I hate to ask, but Iβd love to find my people again. Any chance you guys help me out?
18 replies 65 reposts 116 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Apparently having your mom calling you in sick from work doesnβt count.
7 replies 36 reposts 103 likes
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wonder jenny
@galacticpotlady.bsky.social
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Suffering Sappho! I shout, as I point my sword at everything
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@wickedgarden.bsky.social
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Was gonna shower but it's lightning out, so I'll just stew in my stink for one more day.
1 replies 6 reposts 16 likes
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Jamestopher
@tarnation.bsky.social
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Doe ray me fa so la dem titties doe
4 replies 20 reposts 50 likes
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BEAVE Β²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Find the person you want to be silly gooses with forever.
12 replies 87 reposts 257 likes
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Hollywood Hill
@hollywoodhill.bsky.social
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π΅ IIIIIIII keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town π΅
0 replies 2 reposts 3 likes