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Graphic designer (looking for FT work), Goth New Romantic post-punk, British Ska, Baroque, fantasy, steampunk, Discworld, Star Trek, DC Vertigo, spooky stuff, cats, dating, nature, food, travel…

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The year is 2027. Bud Cort turns the same age as his Harold and Maude costar’s character.

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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If you have ANY fever for more than an hour, PHUQNG TEST for COVID. I was just at a friends house and he talked about some aches he had for a few days. I told him to test for COVID and he is positive. Yes, I'm super mad about it. Now I gotta quarantine

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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I like realms that weren't forgotten

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Y'all. We've been in a draught in AZ since the 70s and in the last 20 years they decided to make fireworks by plebes legal.

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Kevin Hearne's avatar Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social
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Wheeeee Sunday release day when hardly anyone’s online, wheeee If you spread the word you’ll get five thousand good mojo points, redeemable at a store I haven’t started yet for seven raspberries, which was enough to buy a house in the 1940s

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Plex is really pushing 70s disaster movies this month.

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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Normal people: enjoying their Sunday The WSJ: we gotta send out the push alert that says fuck the minorities.

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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What it actually is is the last of mushroom soy sauce and the last of the oyster sauce. 😂

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Mine was broccoli, tofu and mushrooms plus oyster sauce n kikurage.

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Dude dating app peeve/trope #257: Super subs and fetish folk all want exclusive. @tinder @okcupid

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Chicks dating app trope/peeve from cis/het dudes #18: What’s with the growing trend of women almost demanding dudes pay for a sitter for their kid(s) prior to a FIRST date? Thx for this trope, Reddit friend. And sorry this happens. @hinge @bumble @okcupid

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Kevin Hearne's avatar Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social
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I have a new pen pal in Taiwan and I am pretty excited because I got a chop made of my name when I visited Taipei years ago, and now I get to use it. My response to the world right now is to write something funny to a spiffy person before the Supreme Court takes that right away

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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I can't believe we, as a species, invented bread and cheese - two things that require multiple, complicated steps as well as microbe husbandry - and this is the best political system we've got

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Adam Serwer's avatar Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social
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It is very funny how one of the Supreme Court’s big issues is making it impossible to outlaw bribery because they like being bribed

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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You ain't John Wayne, Wyatt Earp, Sean Connery or capable of an apology.

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Glad I wasn't. So of course, I look self centered 🙄

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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This also happens with dating app matches when I say I like standup comedy. Immediately followed by "I've never been to a comedy club" sigh. Then you've just seen crowd work clips by Rogan adjacent dudes (some of which are good). Phuqn MMORPG Shutins. Yes they are young & "non political"

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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All Fantast Everything is super fun! Doug Loves Movies Anything Aaron Mahnke makes

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People that won't go for a walk with me also sending me 30min videos of a game I will never play.

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Imagine being such a shitty mayor, the Public Library is calling you out.

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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"Oh I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob" 111F 🥵

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Mara Wilson's avatar Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social
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Truth Coming Out of Her Laundry Bag to Shame Mankind

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David Marshall 's avatar David Marshall @illdave.bsky.social
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I can't remember a tech campaign this relentless.

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Chicks dating app trope/peeve from cis/het dudes #17: Don't look like their pics. Cut that sh|t out. @hinge @bumble @okcupid

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Tell me where and I'll send my MWers to steal some.

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Dot SpiteCandy 's avatar Dot SpiteCandy @dot-spitecandy.bsky.social
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Have yall heard about the Safeway policy? Men (& well meaning women) make these policies. Men don't get that women live different experiences. Just because THEY wouldn't think a lady who is polite, gives friendly customer service or smiles is into them, they never think other dudes would. 🔽

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody

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Will Quinn's avatar Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social
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Daily bunny no.2518 is tired of Earth. These bunnies...

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