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Ennui Doofen@ennuidoofen.bsky.social |
men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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I bet it’s fuel efficient and will clear the drain on the way out.
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MurkyMurk
@naught2shabby.bsky.social
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Worst it will do is waste your money. Every "mens" soap is marketed to beardbois so pricing includes the "idiot tax" markup.
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rifka the unhinged fat activist
@rifka.bsky.social
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not out of the woods yet
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catchingfire3
@catchingfire3.bsky.social
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Funny enough it dep3nds on the brand
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@smogget.bsky.social
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It slowly morphs you into the Brawny paper towel man
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evan.
@fups.bsky.social
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No, but you may attract woodland creatures
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Yassassin
@diabolical.bsky.social
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Be careful! Men's soap makes hair grow where you use it. Men's shampoo causes hair to fall out where you use it. If you're a lady switch them.
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Drummy™
@crashtestdrummy.bsky.social
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It will.
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Daily Snailies 🐌🏳️⚧️ Team Stardust! 💫
@dailysnailies.bsky.social
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Taking a bath instead of top surgery. So much simpler
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@agridagh.bsky.social
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No, but you'd smell like my car after a car wash
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Chris
@ary.bsky.social
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Honestly, maybe. In my experience most of it is overly-parfumed and drying to the point of fucking up your skin. 😬
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chbarts
@chbarts.bsky.social
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No, but you may gain an urge to hang and/or punch through drywall. Really, it's a drywall-centric experience.
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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Marketing hygiene products to men is easy, it's just variations of "you'll smell better, BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY, BRO!"
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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So they can charge you more for 'women's soap' because Pink Tax
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Christopher Anders
@chrisanders74.bsky.social
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I've always been confused by gendered scents. You're never going to wear a scent that you don't personally like so, don't you want your partner to smell like the scent you like?
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Batty
@shadowbat.net
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Guaranteed to make you smell like a lumberjack!
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Carl Marx
@ishigh.lol
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My teenage boys specifically ask for this stuff cuz of all the ridiculous YouTube and tiktok ads Their bathroom smells like a fake pine tree party
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Loka the Seeker
@endlessquest.bsky.social
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For forest themed soap, why do women get Nature Sunrise and men get Campfire Smoke?
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mmmMiSCHiEF
@mmmmischief.bsky.social
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You didn't hear it from me, but . . . "IT'LL PUT HAIR ON YOUR CHEST!" 👊🏽 (Forgive me, I just couldn't resist breaking out that old cliché for grins. Must've been told that nonsense 10 thousand times growing up.)
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Felonious Monk 📚
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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Oh, Pine is fine. I would stay away from "Skydiving Adventure" though.
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doppelfish
@doppelfish.bsky.social
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depends on how exactly you use it
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Ronald McBowie
@forcemanure.bsky.social
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idk, but peppermint soap should have warnings
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Quick and Dirty
@quickanddirty.bsky.social
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No love for Lava? It's got the pumice built right in -- scrapes the epidermis right off. Which is too harsh for moi. I just use Dawn dish soap on errything while bathing in a glacier pool with oil-soaked penguins. /that's how men do
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@mcflurryvalentine.bsky.social
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Maybe it’s like a scene in a vampire movie when the vamps are exposed to sunlight
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Your Honor, pls
@mrmambo.bsky.social
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You know what they say- LAFO Lather around and find out!
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Jellicoe Cats
@jellicoe-cats.bsky.social
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While it does a good job cleaning my hands I’m not sure I would be in any hurry to use Lava on my tits or junk.
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GigDrain
@gigdrain.bsky.social
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Only Irish Spring
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Christinn
@mackanick.bsky.social
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Nope. But while men prefer the earthy, smoky, leathery, wood kind of scents, women usually prefer the sweeter and flowery notes. Apparently men are attracted to sweet scents on a woman. But by all means, use men's soap, if you like it better. It won't do anyone harm to use the other gender's soaps.
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Popper
@popper92333212.bsky.social
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Rinse throughly
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Cosmic Raise
@cosmicraise.bsky.social
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You don’t want to know what it will do to your hooha
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Marshy 🏳️⚧️ (MINOR)
@marshmallowfenc.bsky.social
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Because MEN smell like NATURE and… wait… Wait… Women’s soap smells like flowers which are… in nature… Hm..
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Jacob
@aracauna.bsky.social
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The real fear is that men will stop using soap if they see a woman using the same product. So you're really more at risk of burning your smell sensors off than anything else.
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Jamestopher
@tarnation.bsky.social
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NO BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE YELLING WHEN YOU USE IT
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Angus MacDonald
@littleangus.bsky.social
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No it barely aromafies my scaly old-guy elbows.
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PlanetSaver66
@scoobydoobie.bsky.social
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i dont use anything scented but i think its more a me thing with getting a rash than it burning anything . try small area first 😲
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Being clean is gay but if the soap smells like gun oil and tobacco it’s okay
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ASMEH
@asmeh.bsky.social
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No but s pink floral version makes dicks fall off. The only perk of being gendered a woman is that you can do all manly things cause they are seen as better. And naturally you want to strive to be better.
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