Erin Biba

@erinbiba.bsky.social

I think it would be funny if Jews lobbied to use these requirements to get schools to also display the 613 mitzvot.

Jun 19, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

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Doctor Memory @blank.org
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

And also carved in stone. Right next to the Satanic Temple’s Bahomet statue.

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

With illustrations 😈

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Vir2ualVibes @vir2ualvibes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Oh, the Church of Satan is going to love this.

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Ru’etha Dreams of Healing (she/her) @ruetha.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 06:02 UTC

I’m in for requiring the Delphic Maxims.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphic...

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Rojo y Negro Records 🇵🇷 @rojoynegro.org
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

*Paging The Satanic Temple*

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Jake i (nephew crawling arc) 🇵🇸 ✡️ @jakei.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

also a good way to post some osha requirements like railings on balconies

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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

I teach at an Orthodox Jewish high school. They have neither the 10 Pronouncements nor all 613 Mitzvot posted in the school.

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Lupuseverto @lupuseverto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

The problem is they didn't mandate any of the religious versions, they mandated the one from the old Charlton Heston movie. I don't think they intended to have the "it's a secular requirement" cover but that's what they'll argue in court. Expect batshit legal arguments.

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Aubrey D. Joestar @aubreyplaysathing.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

the question I always have is which 10 commandments? If you actually read the Bible there are 3 completely different versions of the 10 commandments

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Maia🏳️‍⚧️ @doonethingforme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 07:56 UTC

Would love to see Christian state legislators actually pick the 10 devarim out of a multiple choice lineup given that the best rabbinic explanation I've heard on this subject opened with an explanation that there is not universal agreement on what #1 even *is*

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Varina @varinajr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:54 UTC

Only if they include all the commentary.

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taenia @taenia.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

With commentary

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

it would be instructive to see how committed they are to the whole “judeo-christian” rhetoric erin lol

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A Wooloo for all seasons @mockwooloo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

We can be fair to them and only enforce displaying the ones that can currently be performed in the absence of a Temple - bringing it down to a mere 271.

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KBTibbs preemptively apologizes @kbtibbs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Hoist them upon their own "Judeo-Christian"

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Jason the Warrenator 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @warrenator.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 10:49 UTC

In fact let’s get Every religion into it including the Satanist lol this could get very funny and will annoy the heck out of these bigots as that freedom is for ALL religions

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Brian Campbell @brxyz.xyz
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:10 UTC

Trekkies should lobby to post the Rules of Acquisition

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Sean @darkmane.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

That's basically what the Satanic Temple has been doing in Iowa

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Lawtalkinguy @lawtalkinguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

Would be hard to remember them all. Maybe just require everyone wear tallit.

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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

That's not a display. That's wallpaper.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

Church of Satan is already on the case.

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Rabbi Rachel Barenblat @velveteenrabbi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

I am trying to imagine how long a hallway one would need for this purpose...

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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

And a mezuzah in every classroom doorway.

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Daniel Delgado #CeasefireNow @ddelgadovive.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

I insist that they display every different enumeration of them--my religion demands open disagreement!

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EventHorizon @eventhorizon451.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Baton Rouge finally ditched the Blue Laws because the owner of the largest department store (Jewish-owned) decided to open on Sunday and happily paid the fine to the sheriff who showed up, not expecting the HUGE line waiting to get in. Then other Jewish-owned businesses did the same...

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Kevin Carson @kevincarson1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

The version of the Ten Commandments they're mandating isn't even in the Bible -- it's the one from the Charleton Heston movie.

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katie cavanagh @hipopener.com
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

ALL THE SCHOOLS

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Patrick Fessenbecker @pfessenbecker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

Without any irony isn't this kind of legal stuff exactly what the Satanic Church exists for? Couldn't some sufficiently ironic California district quick mandate murals of the Prince of Evil to remind everyone of the the establishment clause?

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FreddyB Aviation Photography @freddyb-aviation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

Well it kind of opens the door right? For any religion

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Dr. SmolAnalyst booked it outta Omelas @smolanalyst.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

The defiling nature of the eight swarming species (e.g. geckos and chameleons) makes it feel ready-made for the Southeast; obviously this is intended by God to be posted throughout Louisiana.

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Michan Connor @michanconnor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:29 UTC

Sam Alito already has that covered in Pleasant Grove City v. Summum. Of course that ruling shielded a government from being compelled to display alternate privately funded religious monuments, but if anybody thinks it can’t be stretched to “Louisiana can establish religion” I’ve a bridge for sale

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