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flappy ๐ฅ
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Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space! Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again
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flappy ๐ฅ@funflaps.bsky.social |
783 followers 420 following 314 posts
i am a duck
my quackies: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pjlj7rxpeixscsrjioewcrk7/feed/aaabpnfys7eei
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space! Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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STOP is short for stop thinking of porn
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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Paul stabs his hooks into the giant sandworm, everybody cheers "YAY, HE'S A RIDER!" then another worm hears us and swallows us whole
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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yay! ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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inside you are two wolves. one is a duck. the other is a duck. they are both ducks and THEY WANT BREAD
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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Water. Earth. Fire. Air. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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to boldly go, to boldly cum
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Never gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM Never gonna let BOOM BOOM Never gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM and BOOMBOOM BOOM (you've been baldrick-rolled)
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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so I keep hearing fan fiction is worth reading so I googled to find the most popular fan fics and ok I expected there'd be loads of erotica but omg is there anything with an ACTUAL STORY or is it ALL just "chose your favourite characters and make them fuck" in this essay I will
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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lani! ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ
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endless quacking
@quackflaps.bsky.social
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quack
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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if u are not yet a duck, try again โค๏ธ
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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NEVER FORGET that you too can be a duck
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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hello burgers are a type of soup follow me for more life hacks i will not be accepting questions at this time
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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SNEAKY BEAKY BOOPS ๐๐ค๐
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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if u are celebrating today please remember to do so with two (2) extra quacks
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endless quacking
@quackflaps.bsky.social
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๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐ quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack ๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐๐ต๐
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Katie Didnโt
@porkchophair.bsky.social
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If the friend zone is anything like the calzone then count me in, darling.
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Hat
@hatthebutcher.bsky.social
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A man hands you a box, telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill it still.
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR SLEEP by raising one of your feet and tucking it into your feathers (in this tweet, you are a duck)
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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my name is flaps and I approve this message
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Dak
@dak.bsky.social
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I put my pants on like everyone else. When thereโs a knock at the front door
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Addled Pixie
@addledpixie.bsky.social
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*me, after reading a post I think is dumb* This is so dumb. *me, after writing a post that is equally as dumb* This is so clever.
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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they learned it from my evening class (it's one of the advanced moves)
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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pls try it, it so lovely ๐
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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so comfy โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR SLEEP by raising one of your feet and tucking it into your feathers (in this tweet, you are a duck)
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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yaaaay! ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Hey, my girlfriend and I noticed you from across the room. Are you gonna finish your fries
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Ygrene โ๏ธ
@ygrene.bsky.social
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Santa Claus is coming to town (threateningly)
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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yaaaay! ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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L(assitude)
@llassitude.bsky.social
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If I could go anywhere anytime it would be to sleep, immediately.
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flappy ๐ฅ
@funflaps.bsky.social
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if none of this makes sense, this awesome account will create a search link for you! ๐คโค๏ธ๐ค
bsky.app/profile/sear...
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Anyone who steals Satanโs wig will have hell toupรฉe.
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Yeah, I'm a social influencer (influencing people to mute me).
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Dave Cactus
@davecactus.bsky.social
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I've been birdwatching for years and have come to one major conclusion: there are literally over a hundred birds.
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endless quacking
@quackflaps.bsky.social
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ใ ๏ฝ โ โญโโ อก โ อก โฎ โญโโ อก โโ อก โโฎ ( quack quack ) ( quack ) โฐโโ อ โญโโ อก โโ อก โ อก โฎโโโ โฏ ใ ใ ( quaaack ) ใ โฐโโ อ โโ อ โ โฏ
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Fossilized Tree Resin
@jamberee13.bsky.social
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Itโs a full moon so donโt forget to fall in love with a forest witch and dance with her around an autumn bonfire until dawn.
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Crockett Houghton
@crockettforreal.bsky.social
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Has anyone tried biting a zombie to see if they just turn back into people?
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John Carpenterโs The Alex Nevil
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. Theyโve quieted down. Thereโs a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
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John Carpenterโs The Alex Nevil
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
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Marriage Tip: you stand a better chance of winning an argument if you donโt fall asleep during it.
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John Carpenterโs The Alex Nevil
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
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I have walked the walk. Now I must food the food.
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Pessimus Prime
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
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Burger King and McDonald's have been at war for years. So much for fast feud
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John Carpenterโs The Alex Nevil
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
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Remember: no Thanksgiving feast is complete without a family knife fight.
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John Carpenterโs The Alex Nevil
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
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Oh youโre looking for a bad boy? Well I use a salad fork for the main course.
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Poppycock๐ธ
@sugarandsage.bsky.social
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Boss: Why are you 2 hours late? Me: My partner used my car last night and moved my seat and all my mirrors
1 replies 21 reposts 54 likes