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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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being passionate for someone simply by way of the essence of that person >>>
1 replies 23 reposts 42 likes
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L(assitude)@llassitude.bsky.social |
337 followers 240 following 121 posts
and all that jazz…
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wcwbcms7dur4ai6cipere6m/feed/aaacvklwffbf2
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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being passionate for someone simply by way of the essence of that person >>>
1 replies 23 reposts 42 likes
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saja
@saja.bsky.social
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i always take the high road it's the best place to drop rocks on people
1 replies 28 reposts 78 likes
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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When I stop at a crosswalk to let you go. I expect to see some hustle. Knees to chest bitch
7 replies 29 reposts 66 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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Grandpa died as he lived: hiding in the neighbor's trash can for the lols
3 replies 28 reposts 90 likes
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The Gray Gay
@graygay.bsky.social
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I am the hamburger of helpers.
5 replies 7 reposts 50 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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Missed connection. It's just as well.
0 replies 37 reposts 70 likes
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Me: *looking at an antique rocking chair* I like this. What do you think? I might get it. Son: Annnnnd now we're haunted. Again.
0 replies 19 reposts 44 likes
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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As a kid drugs hadn't been invented yet, instead we were warned of CANDY FROM STRANGERS, which meant every morning I had a butterfinger candy bar for breakfast given to me by a nameless old man.
2 replies 16 reposts 27 likes
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Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
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Twenty thousand colleagues under the sea
1 replies 10 reposts 17 likes
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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*answers phone* Hello? Voice: *I AM THE LORD THY GOD…* Tricked you. Voice mail. Leave it.
1 replies 9 reposts 18 likes
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L(assitude)
@llassitude.bsky.social
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I’d say my house decor is going for meth house raided by cops chic.
0 replies 10 reposts 16 likes
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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You only live once, unless you're some sort of time wizard bear monstrosity, I guess.
3 replies 27 reposts 51 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Everything is dumb EX-specially me.
2 replies 13 reposts 28 likes
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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I woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
0 replies 28 reposts 46 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I just got cold-called by a cemetery. What do they know??
1 replies 12 reposts 28 likes
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Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy.bsky.social
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My monolith brings all the druids to my yard.
0 replies 28 reposts 87 likes
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Bogey
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
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Of course my clothes are black, sometimes it’s about sending a message.
0 replies 17 reposts 38 likes
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Bogey
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
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A walking conglomeration of every song I’ve heard, book I’ve ever read, and likely some of the lies I was told.
0 replies 40 reposts 58 likes
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
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Shush me one more time, Library Lady, and I will not share this bubble wrap with you.
0 replies 51 reposts 114 likes
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Astr0z0mbreez
@astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
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For me, being a patriot just means mastering the art of great American pot roasts.
3 replies 19 reposts 36 likes
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NickNackPaddyWhack
@radionichole.bsky.social
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Wait are all my posts about alcohol
1 replies 7 reposts 11 likes
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Holly Brolightly
@hollyholightly.bsky.social
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too much discourse. not enough lolz
2 replies 17 reposts 45 likes
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Poppycock🌸
@sugarandsage.bsky.social
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Pulls out an array of my finest skeets* Surely, there is something here that’s your size
0 replies 41 reposts 83 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Goodmorning, the world is destroying itself, yet somehow life is beautiful.
5 replies 45 reposts 82 likes
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
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Me: [taking off my socks] Dog: Hey, you gonna eat those?
3 replies 65 reposts 159 likes
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bacon popsicle 🐻❄️🪩
@gupton68.bsky.social
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If I learned one thing in English class about non sequiturs, it’s that money doesn’t grow on trees.
3 replies 47 reposts 89 likes
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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your emails will never find me, copper! mehhh, see? *Tommy gun noises
0 replies 8 reposts 24 likes
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mike☺︎
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
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Just call me Wizard of Idiot because I'm chock full of obscure references and stupid jokes
1 replies 8 reposts 15 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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I can't help feeling I could have done more with my angry years.
2 replies 60 reposts 123 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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you had me at “double fisting”
4 replies 17 reposts 32 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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For someone who doesn’t like heights I sure spend a lot of time on the edge of a financial cliff.
0 replies 21 reposts 46 likes
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L(assitude)
@llassitude.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/funf...
I followed this great advice. Hope the link works!
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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i_wasnt_looking_
@alysiaclark.bsky.social
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if fucking around led to finding anything useful out “high school drop out” would be a resume achievement
1 replies 6 reposts 9 likes
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Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
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I heard my son watching porn in his room, so I casted a YouTube video of a church sermon onto his tv.
5 replies 37 reposts 86 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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me, whispering: lefty loosy, righty tighty... him, distracted from his handjob: why tf do you keep saying that
10 replies 45 reposts 225 likes
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
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0 replies 19 reposts 46 likes
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minkitypinkity ❤️
@minkitypinkity.bsky.social
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don’t tag me, i’m allergic
0 replies 3 reposts 8 likes
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DB
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
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Someone actually did read one of my weekend skeets once. True story.
0 replies 17 reposts 34 likes
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John of The North
@shutupmac.bsky.social
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fuck it, let’s take an edible, make a blanket fort and make out
1 replies 10 reposts 20 likes
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Paul Bassett Davies
@thewritertype.bsky.social
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Dress for the job you want to be fired from, not for the job you’re about to be fired from.
0 replies 7 reposts 14 likes