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Mangela Lansbury

@horrorhimbro.bsky.social

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(he/him) all opinions on this profile are my own cuz honestly, who else would lay claim to this shit?


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have you ever had a random assortment of words that pops into your head and makes no sense at all, but it makes you chuckle? meat boats

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good morning im currently in my pre-birthday mental health spiral so enjoy these photos of bears w/o fur that i looked up at 3 AM have fun!

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kelly rowland improvising calling Freddy Krueger the f slur is gay rights

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whenever i see other middle-aged men who look *slightly* older than me with their shirts tucked into their jeans, i cannot help but ponder if the same horrific fate awaits me

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today is a pretty cool day cuz it’s 5 yrs since i last drank

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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If they’re comfortable killing other people, they will eventually be comfortable killing you. You can learn that lesson the easy way or the hard way.

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i saw an article about how much matthew perry had in his bank acct when he died and i really cant think of a more apt example of how we constantly dehumanize, in news and entertainment— might even be one of their biggest commonalities

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new high play idea The Streepstakes, a modern retelling of Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery, populated entirely by Meryl Streep characters

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as i went to bed in a completely isolated room with my dog and noise canceling headphones (part of my nightly routine) while Ryan slept on the couch, i couldn’t help but wonder if that’s a typical thing or if there’s some « does not play well w/ others » along the way

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the guy I’ve been seeing jokingly asked if i was sexting and god i wish i was cool enuff to be sexting

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one of my frens and i have rlly been getting into our weekly CSI: Cyber nights pretty weird consisting neither of us watched the original CSI, it was canceled like 7 yrs ago, and it’s mostly us getting stoned and giving « notes » to Patty

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the number of times i thought i didn’t understand economics cuz it didn’t seem fair, only to realize— nope, i was understanding just fine

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this is also such a wild take to lament the same day as a certain ruling…

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anyone know Ciara’s Venmo? She deserves twice as much as Justin for how much i just listened to love sex magic

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thé only 6-3 i wanna see on a guy’s profile is in response to the questions « minimum acceptance sub llejgth? » and « the proper amount of stooges? »

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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Just a reminder in advance that the Supreme Court is illegitimate and Thomas and Alito should have been kicked out of office months if not years ago.

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kai's avatar kai @itskai.bsky.social
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plz reskeet if you listened to kaiconic! trying to get enough downloads this week to cover living expenses & rent for july

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Prisonculture's avatar Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
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No shame in feeling scared, overwhelmed and not knowing what to do. To me feeling one's feelings doesn't preclude taking action. These are confusing times. Give yourself some grace.

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I work at the dispensary next to the venue that hosted the Shrek rave in Portland, can confirm

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Cap’n Watsisname's avatar Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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The feeling of shazame when you should have known who sings this song

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Mangela Lansbury's avatar Mangela Lansbury @horrorhimbro.bsky.social
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respectfully, the “a24 is overrated anyway!” hits different as a horror nerd cuz Blumhouse is the horror MCU (turned out good stuff, got some praise, resting on their laurels now) whereas a24 remains overrated, but that’s just cuz we get spoiled w/ Dark Sky Films, IFC Midnight, and Shudder

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Did you know Nicole Richie is in the new movie Summer Camp, in which Kathy Bates, Diane Keaton, and Alfre Woodard reunite for a summer camp reunion? i swear to christ that’s a real movie, not even a ChatGPT search

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did u know Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron are in a new Netflix movie? it’s good to see them together again, but im nervous about what I’ve heard* *this one doesn’t involve pissplay

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Dave Hutchinson's avatar Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social
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I’m not sure there’s anything you can say about a society that wants to protect kids from Anne Frank’s Diary but won’t protect them from guns.

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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!'s avatar Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay
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In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love

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every gym bro sporting only the mustache looks like an evil rat from a mid-tier animated Disney movie from 1982

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Throw Knife + Heart on that list too- French take on a murder mystery on a gay porn set it’s sapphic, it’s gay as fuck, it’s just a lotta fun

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Puff the Magic Hater's avatar Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social
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People who work as home health care aides, retail salespersons and fast-food and counter workers do not make a living wage in any state across the country.

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big « i don’t have to explain my art to you, Warren » energy today

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woke up this morning to a kissy face text from my boyfriend
went to the gym after that
hooked up w/ a hot muscle daddy after lunch
got baked while watching horror movies for my evening entertainment

i am the gay agenda
#HappyPride

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The Coolest Rat 🐀 's avatar The Coolest Rat 🐀 @donutholschtein.bsky.social
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Being a millennial means I got raised by parents, teachers, and Sesame Street telling me to be kind, share, don't fight, money doesn't buy happiness, and don't litter because it's bad for the planet and now as an adult when I advocate for that shit I get called a woke leftist fag

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I was just explaining to a coworker about how i would watch an entire network television season’s worth of a show for a 5 second kiss between two gay characters in the late 90s/early 2000s the narrative and media scarcity of those days seem wild

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feral streep 's avatar feral streep @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
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kids, if you’re gonna drink during pride, drink at local queer establishments instead of at the pride festival. usually, alcohol at those events is supplied by vulture booze corporations, who are more than happy to be sponsors and pour drinks to a population who is at high risk for addiction🌈

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kai's avatar kai @itskai.bsky.social
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i hate to be annoying about this but if i get 100 downloads today i can pay my rent this month and with 5 million people on this app i think we can make it happen

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Corey Brickley Illustration's avatar Corey Brickley Illustration @coreybrickley.bsky.social
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me after clicking show adult content on a post: "right, makes sense its boobs"

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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No time for posting doing important dad shit (yardwork in slutty jorts)

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Brian Peter Gluckman 's avatar Brian Peter Gluckman @bgluckman.bsky.social
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*Jerry Seinfeld Voice* What's the deal with the Pope not being able to say faggot?

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Kai's avatar Kai @kaifromstreets.bsky.social
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So if the movie theaters are struggling maybe they should start showing porn again

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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Deeply relatable

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Mangela Lansbury's avatar Mangela Lansbury @horrorhimbro.bsky.social
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bandcamp is homophobic, got it (but genuinely, help out if you can, repost cuz that doesn’t cost shit, and idk, show the fuck up for your community? doesn’t feel like too much to ask)

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