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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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✌️🖤
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Hyde@hyde85.bsky.social |
399 followers 334 following 2278 posts
Author from Southern California and former Wordwizard
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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✌️🖤
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CoCo
@writershewrote.bsky.social
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Note to self: Don’t shimmy when you have vertigo. 🙄
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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My whole life is like that exact moment when you think “maybe I should put a cover over that leftover lasagna” right before it blows up in the microwave
8 replies 26 reposts 155 likes
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Looking the way I do just means that teenage dudes hit on me hoping I’m older than I look and genx dudes hit on me hoping I’m younger than I look
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tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
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Inhaling particles in the break room
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T
@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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A full night of sleep equals 3 nights of insomnia…
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T
@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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You had me at Casio keyboard and a playlist
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wonder jenny
@galacticpotlady.bsky.social
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Suffering Sappho! I shout, as I point my sword at everything
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tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
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Awaiting the latest batch of unwanted children on my doorstep to complete my murderous horde
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The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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sorry my titties popped out on aisle 6
8 replies 22 reposts 62 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I’m sorry driving a Jeep™️ is 97% of your personality.
4 replies 39 reposts 84 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’m going to bed with the doors unlocked in case anyone wants to come spoon me in my sleep
0 replies 38 reposts 102 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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eating cheese over the sink hbu
18 replies 18 reposts 76 likes
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tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
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THE ULTIMATE IN WHOLE BODY RELAXATION: Finally a massage parlour that offers a variety of insects that can crawl underneath your skin and give your body the internal massage you’ve been craving (we are not responsible for bodily absorption of insects)
2 replies 1 reposts 22 likes
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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Hi! 😁🖤✌️
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DeviKW
@deviwestside.bsky.social
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I ignore hints on purpose so you can speak with your chest 🤔
2 replies 2 reposts 8 likes
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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An occasional vacation for yourself isn't selfish. Doing it all the time, maybe lol.
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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Not at all. We all need time to be with ourselves, to heal, or to simply breathe.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Season 1 of Bluesky is lasting forever.
15 replies 49 reposts 139 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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it’s okay sweetheart drink your milk and take your muscle relaxers you can write your long winded reply later
8 replies 48 reposts 117 likes
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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Same. 🖤✌️
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Jennifer Schaffroth
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
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Talking buttholes with my bestie...I think I'm blueskying irl
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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Classic dilemma
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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Apparently women on the subway don’t like to be complimented on their sideburns.
2 replies 11 reposts 25 likes
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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Which one of you fuckers taped over my vhs copy of the “Who’s the Boss?” series finale?
2 replies 17 reposts 39 likes
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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I stand corrected lol.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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If I had a dragon I would be hollering dracarys daily.
6 replies 24 reposts 52 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Nothing more sus than an "attractive" "young" "female" sliding into your dm's with "hi"
6 replies 14 reposts 40 likes
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eliza
@elizable.bsky.social
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cut me open. take my organs, take my bones, take whatever you want. whatever's left, that's the real me.
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🗝️ᵃˡᵗᵃʳ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇᶦʳᵈˢ
@birdheartedgirl.bsky.social
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a bird loves in all worlds... earth and sky, body and soul
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Calculating the cost effectiveness of attempting to help grandpa fix his iPad over the phone or driving over to do it myself, but either way the overhead labor is killing me
3 replies 11 reposts 40 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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With great tits, comes great back pain.
15 replies 43 reposts 122 likes
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻
@instantghosts.bsky.social
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Broken Fingaz
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Anna Zand
@annazand.bsky.social
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All I really want is food that somebody else cooks and cleans up
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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The bigger the bird, the bigger the poop on your windshield
4 replies 17 reposts 52 likes
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
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One day i'm gonna have too many naps and my ear's just gonna flatten round my head
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The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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i’ll either feed you from my mouth like a baby bird or cut your safety cord. you decide
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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*Catches the dead body at the wedding*
1 replies 22 reposts 65 likes
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The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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the unforeseen rewards of giving back tho
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Dahlia 🖤
@ladarkdahlia.bsky.social
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Electric Avenue sure ain't what it used to be
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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🖤🖤
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Violetmusing🧚🏼♀️
@violetmusing.bsky.social
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Doing what I do best... waiting for something that's probably not going to happen.
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Rylee 🍭
@ladybonbon.bsky.social
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I like to lick/suck things that are long and hard. Today it's a popsicle.
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Dαყɳα Jαԃҽ🖤
@imperfectme.bsky.social
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"They say to never let an old flame burn you twice" I might.
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The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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don’t bite me if you don’t wanna get bit back
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hello. I’m heading over to be weird with you.
16 replies 42 reposts 114 likes
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tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
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If I meet any of you irl it’s pick up and twirl around like a princess on sight
1 replies 3 reposts 34 likes