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Immodesty Blaise
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I remember it being funnier. Nostalgia is a strange drug.
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Immodesty Blaise@jimbooo.bsky.social |
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I'm sorry, I don't work here.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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I remember it being funnier. Nostalgia is a strange drug.
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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yes. treat them the way every guy does when a woman says she likes sports.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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Don't even get me started on trying to get the cover art right.
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Erin Biba
@erinbiba.bsky.social
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I think it would be funny if Jews lobbied to use these requirements to get schools to also display the 613 mitzvot.
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RD Ash
@dynavolta.bsky.social
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Gone home to glory for Juneteenth. Rest in power to the 🐐
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Prisonculture
@prisonculture.bsky.social
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Gonna log off for the day. The struggle continues. Happy Juneteenth especially to Black Texans and also to all who understand that no one can be free if everyone is not free. Take care.
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Harbinger Of Head
@harbingerofhead.bsky.social
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Ladies and Gentleman of the jury I may not be one of these big city lawyers here with their big fancy city college degrees but as a simple small town lawyer comprised of multiple crows under a trench coat there's a thing or two I know about murder
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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"do not even try to argue with me about it"
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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The numbers are horrifying--I've seen estimates as high as one in three girls, and one in five boys, being abused before age 18. My own experience tells me this is very plausible. People have a built-in resistance to believing such things.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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What a surprise.
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Charles Johnson
@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
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I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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Jackie and the Treehorns
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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My Kindergarten teacher was so ignorant she thought I was writing backwards 😂
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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Oh, man! When I found out that the Latin word for "left" was "sinister," I felt so special.
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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This is such maniac shit. Can you imagine spending all that money and time going to med school just to throw it all away for Chris fucking Rufo. The internet remembers. This is what you will be remembered for. You lost everything because you got mad online.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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Quoteskeet with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist(s) in the Alt text.
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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🎶 birds do it bees do it even educated fleas do it let’s do it let’s fall down a well 🎶
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Molly Knight
@mollyknight.bsky.social
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A rare good day. Please enjoy one of the worst Americans of all-time getting what he deserves.
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Orpheus Condescending
@maryscottoconnor.com
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Sometimes you meet someone and it’s just... like destiny. You know right away you just want to spend the rest of your life as far away from them as humanly possible.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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Who's first?
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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“I can’t believe I’m an adult” I keep telling myself as I struggle opening my lunchable.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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SHOTS FIRED
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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I've got a backache like you wouldn't believe!
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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"I'll say" [chimp noises]
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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This just in: Donald Trump doesn't understand how anything works, other than self-promotion.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Not like anyone cares but neither do I
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Seth D. Michaels
@sethdmichaels.bsky.social
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“I don’t have to answer to anybody” is disqualifying for any position of power
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Fiddler
@cfidd.bsky.social
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You don't fucking say
www.axios.com/2024/06/01/s...
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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I call guys like that "alpha manchild."
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Cavycore
@rnrhamster.bsky.social
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***SPOILER ALERT*** If you're behind on the reading (which is totally okay!) do not read this. I've been waiting for this day. 🔩 Yes, a spoiler alert for a novel that's over 200 years old. Yes.
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Mara Wilson
@marawilson.bsky.social
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Thank God I was never cool, I’d probably be terrible on cocaine
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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“Mom, you’re embarrassing me!” “Be quiet, Justin. I’m trying to find you a new daddy.”
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Excuse me sir, are you the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine or are you just happy to see me
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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will no one think of my mortal coil
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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It's really embarrassing.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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"Nah, I'm OK to drive."
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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It took the Supreme Court to say what every law student knows by the end of first-year Con Law.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 💙📚👀 Day 20
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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They already have a Mussolini in office!
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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Make a movie milder: The Scolding of a Chinese Bookmaker
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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He should have named her Luz.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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Back in the day, this would have worked itself out through natural selection.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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And if the bitcoin mining company won’t save me
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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He’s about to be dead broke and out of ideas.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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The Wolf
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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The cleanup is a nightmare.
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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I’m tired of talking about myself. What do you think of me?
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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Donald Trump: “We want all remaining Bitcoin to be made in the USA” I think it may be time to move this man into hospice care
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Immodesty Blaise
@jimbooo.bsky.social
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I knew it!
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