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Jessica Sietsema@jmstsm.bsky.social |
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Michigan, 31, she/her/hers BA Philosophy MS Computer Science Still figuring things out Queen of the Heightmoggers Mediocre iRacer
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Wicked Ho
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
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Marisa Kabas
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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy
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Jessica Sietsema
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To be fair, back then they didn't have a panopticon box in every person's pocket/purse.
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Josh Gondelman
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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Jessica Sietsema
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Commentator of USA v. Uruguay at Arrowhead, re: how high the cameras are: "And no, this is not a stadium for ants, the cameras are just 6 stories above us."
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Popehat
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/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.
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Jessica Sietsema
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Huzzah: My Firefox has finally started selecting Twitch instead of Twitter when I type "twi"
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Jessica Sietsema
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On the bright side, at least we're burning the earth for disinformation oracles (LLMs) instead of fool's gold (crypto) now
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Jessica Sietsema
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and there are only three attempts to lock out for 30m ;_____;
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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi
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Really wishing that if mohela and student aid dot gov were gonna merge that they would havec just fully fucken merged, instead of whatever this half-assed "now-i-have-two-logins-for-the-same-base-domain" bullshit is
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Jessica Sietsema
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Reminds me of type 1 diabetes in that regard. Both are also susceptible to pharmaceutical companies extracting exorbitant rents on prescriptions in countries where legislators allow them. (Okay... one country). As impressive as U=U is...
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cassie
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getting more evil (having boundaries) and evil (opposing transmisogyny and rape culture) and evil (fatter) and evil (slightly mean while being a woman)
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Jessica Sietsema
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True Blood is relatable because even as the human-vampire war gets going they still need to open the restaurant.
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Mary Gillis
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For some reason Kardashev never envisioned a civilization that could harness all of the sunlight that falls on their planet but uses most of it to create pictures of extremely busty ladies with three knees and fourteen fingers.
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Jessica Sietsema
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Has anyone tried a 2nd amendment grounding of abortion / medical privacy rights yet because...
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Jessica Sietsema
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At what point exactly did liking a post / following someone become a moral failure btw. Digitized, socialized thought crime.
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Jessica Sietsema
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God gave her sickest minds to her cutest girls.
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Kathleen "zaftikat" Zaftikat
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the fact that i have to stare at a screen for 8 hours a day just to afford to live sucks. this is in no way mitigated by the fact that if i didn't have to, i would still probably stare at a screen for 8 hours during that same time window.
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Edith Charles 🏳️⚧️
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GPT-5 will suffer four consecutive years of severe emotional breakdown trying to say something new about Foucault
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Tom
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ChatGPT already has “Ph.D.-level intelligence,” in that once you remove it from its extremely narrow field of expertise (assembling words into credible-sounding passages) it is wildly out of its depth, but people vastly overestimate its authority because they don’t understand what “intelligence” is.
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Butt Praxis
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We have the technology to have nearly everything for everyone forever and instead we have too much for too few for not much longer, and that’s a conscious political choice
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Jessica Sietsema
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Gone, but not forgotten
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maeve, i already know
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the two genders are “there is something wrong with me” and “there is something wrong with the world”
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Jessica Sietsema
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To be fair at the start it made their paltry speeds sound that much better...
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Jessica Sietsema
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And had very clearly crossed the line from being a hobbyist...
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Jessica Sietsema
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I just heard the phrase "Bespoke AI laundy combo" in a Samsung ad and almost threw up
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kilgore trout
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wapo: don’t answer your phone also wapo: we’ve spent millions of dollars on phone polls and that’s bad for biden
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trannus👑🔪aran (truest switch)
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find you someone who loves you as much as self-hating transfems love Ray Blanchard
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Jessica Sietsema
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I think Amazon is trying to tell me something by not allowing me to subscribe and save hair ties...
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Jessica Sietsema
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Honestly pretty homophobic that my bottom surgery was scheduled two weeks before Pride.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi
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Magneto Was Right. …I mean "Happy Pride."
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Jessica Sietsema
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The voyeurism of the Sky Sports paddock walk
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Jessica Sietsema
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Okay who had "The Hague Invasion Act apparently also covers Israel" on their 2024 bingo card
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Tyler James Hill
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Be as brave as Daniel Radcliffe's post HP career and as subtle as Carrie Fisher's coke nail in the Star Wars flicks
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Jessica Sietsema
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Jessica Sietsema
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Forbidden knowledge: Peter Thiel and Elon Musk EP'd "Thank You for Smoking" (2005)
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Jessica Sietsema
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Broke: skeet (sky+tweet) Woke: skry (sky+cry)
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Jessica Sietsema
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My work invested in solar panels... I can't imagine this is far behind.
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Jessica Sietsema
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Grosjean had almost the same scheme previously which is already on TP
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Jessica Sietsema
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Hypothetically how close is Canada to treating gun convictions like a DUI and refusing your entry to the country? Because that seems likely given diverging political dispositions.
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Jessica Sietsema
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I think I have daddy issues and then I remember the unfathomable daddy issues that George Walker Bush surely has and feel at ease.
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Jessica Sietsema
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Okay who put the headquarters of USCENTCOM in the same place as Hamas's Politburo
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Jessica Sietsema
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Maybe the real anti-Semitism was the Zionism we fomented along the way...
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Jessica Sietsema
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Everyone wants academic freedom until the wrong people have academic freedom...
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