Joshua Eaton

@joshuaeaton.bsky.social

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Sara Luterman @slooterman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

Curious about gay rodeo? @oriion.bsky.social has you covered.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

me: Did you leave during the fire alarm? roommate: I just stayed on my computer. me: What if there was an actual fire? roommate: *shrugging and pointing to the window* We’re not that far up. - scene -

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

I will never, ever understand the bowl thing.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

I puked inside one grocery bag inside another grocery bag + some paper towels in the bottom. But mostly in the toilet.

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TableTopBill @tabletopbill.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Early morning walk in the woods with the girls!

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

The governors of a dozen Republican-led states — AL, AK, FL, GA, IA, MS, OK, SC, SD, TX, UT, WY — opted out of a new federal food assistance program, leaving about 9.5 million students without the aid this summer

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

As someone now closer to her forties than her twenties, no pair of ankle socks or skinny jeans or side part will make you look as old as trying to chase the trends of 20-year-olds

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

*taps the Stringer Bell Rule*

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Sen. Mark R. Warner (D-Va.) is attempting to assemble a group of Democratic senators to ask Joe Biden to exit the presidential race, according to two people with direct knowledge of the effort.

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CNN @cnn.com
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

President Biden told Democratic governors that he plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so he can get more sleep, sources say.

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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?

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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

I don't think Confederate monuments belong anywhere, let alone at Gettysburg This is what happens when sites/monuments/holidays/names are decontextualized

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Discovering the “Murder She Wrote” channel on Roku is both the best and worst thing to happen to me.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Oh boy, $150,000!

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

Reminder that many journalists have been forced to pivot to independent newsletters (including yours truly) and them promoting their work is good and necessary.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

I’m about to get so annoying.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Some personal news.

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

MY HUMAN SAID, “CATS DON’T EAT DORITOS.” I SAY, SHOULD WE NOT STRIVE TO BUILD BETTER WORLDS?

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

Accidentally upset a witch.

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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

I'm contractually obligated to point out that there's also a 24/7 Dick Van Dyke Show channel

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

She has no idea what an election is.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

Roku has a whole channel that just streams Murder She Wrote.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

Most can barely tell you anything about Christianity beyond contemporary American Evangelicalism and maybe Catholicism.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

At least your outfit was cohesive?

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

People who back into parking spots won’t see heaven.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Malört. ‘Nuff said.

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Trip Kirkpatrick @triplingual.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Update: CT Sen. Saud Anwar and (my rep) Rep. Josh Elliott say they were told by the company that they are no longer manufacturing pentobarbital.

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Harkthorn @harkthorn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

🪶 INCOMING

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at JHU have identified the Aplp1 protein, which facilitates the spread of harmful alpha-synuclein proteins in the brain as a novel therapeutic target for Parkinson’s disease AND a potential therapy using an EXISTING FDA-approved cancer drug. 🧪🧵⬇️

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

Yeh between that and lactose I would really like people to stop asking my favorite New Haven pizza place.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

Very fair! Is it hard eating out?

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

True! But also I feel like people just put garlic powder in everything because they think they’re supposed to? It’s like salt now.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:40 UTC

*stares in garlic and onion sensitivity*

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

This is where I FOIA from.

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

2002: "Careful, kids, the Internet is forever!"

2024: "Oh, hey, all the work you did for a decade of your life was just deleted from the Internet for Business Reasons."

latenighter.com/news/paramou...

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

A new survey from Resume Builder revealed that 39% of hiring managers said their company posted a fake job listing in the past year.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

NEW: Travis County Attorney Delia Garza dismisses all 79 criminal-trespassing charges from the April 29 pro-Palestinian protests at UT Austin. Garza said her office concluded it could not carry its burden of proving these cases beyond a reasonable doubt. (via Lily Kepner, Austin American-Statesman)

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

Gizmodo is also hiring a social media editor

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Cats don’t hate you; they just don’t have the facial muscles to smile.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

The whole “cats hate their owners” meme was always stupid.

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kcarruthers @kcar.me
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 08:41 UTC

This is the face of the lamb chop thief.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 04:47 UTC

I’d imagine shoes are low on the list of things one worries about people taking off in a college library.

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Sean @publichealth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

come down to middle georgia, and we'll show you some *real* cockroaches (why am i bragging about this)

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

Oh no! I am gentle and small and meant this entirely tongue in cheek!

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Froger update: Still cute. Still kittening.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

The four-hour rule feels like a challenge. I accept.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

Also I’m blissfully free of context for this particular discourse. Selah.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

I do as much self-cultivation as the next media worker laboring under late capitalism. But I’ve promised myself I’ll always keep it real. Y’all get the rough edges, too. It’s important.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

Does posting about FOIA and cats at ungodly hours count as a brand? Asking for a friend.

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