Kashana

@kashana.bsky.social

The only way to solve this is to ban toddlers.

Jun 22, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

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Mrs Krabappel's Protégé 🏳️‍⚧️ @catlady.gay
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

Pronatalists: You can pry my toddler with a gun from my cold dead hands!

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Paul Selmants @biogeocycle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

Agreed, first step is to dismantle the corrupt toddler lobby.

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John Carney @johncarney.dev
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Or at least somebody take that toddler’s guns away.

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The Lady Halibut @halibut.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Better mental healthcare for this particular toddler.

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Bert the Kitten @bertthekitten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

A well regulated toddler militia

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Kimicali @ksgpd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

😂😂😂

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Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

That toddler is a gotdamn menace, why hasn’t someone hunted this monster down

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Chris Legg @christopher.legg.gg
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

If we outlaw toddlers, all toddlers will be outlaws, and that sounds really cute.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

We are TRYING but Elon keeps making more.

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

The most impressive bit of the story is the distance between some of the shootings! NEVER PICK UP A HITCHHIKING TODDLER!

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TJ @tjdurrant.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

It's just a few bad apples

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Coyoty @coyoty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

"What brings you into the emergency room this week, as if I have to ask?" "Another toddler." "Have you considered not running a combination gun shop and day care?"

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Coyoty @coyoty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

He's just going through a phase.

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Coyoty @coyoty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

He gets cranky without his blankie.

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Coyoty @coyoty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Now, on the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said "leave this one alone" She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone

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Harbinger of Doom @brandesstoddard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

Shouldn’t these be “a toddler-involved shooting”

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nina gregory @ninaberries.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

can we preorder your book

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Ben Hauser @benhauser.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

They call it the Terrible Twos for a reason

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dangit, kyle @dangitkyle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

always remember to keep your toddler locked in a safe whenever you aren't using it

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Daniel Farnitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

The only thing that stops a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun! (GUN TODDLER, PI coming to NBC this fall)

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Jerome @fjerome.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Guns don’t kill people, toddlers kill people

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Mt Pleasant @jekllnnhide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

where was the 'good' toddler with a gun to shoot the bad toddler with a gun? Surely enough toddlers have access to fulfill that equation. I don't understand.

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