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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees

@kittysneezes.com

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Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm.

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Seattle's Bok a Bok ditches rent-seeking middlemen and starts doing its own delivery. Hope more follow suit in response to the apps' punitive fees, which they imposed in an effort to roll back higher minimum wages for their workers earlier this year.

seattle.eater.com/2024/7/10/24...

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rewatched dr strangelove and cannot stop thinking about the comment “he’s just doing tim robinson” about george c scott

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next author photo

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Seri & The Seraphims 📖🎒🍧🪽's avatar Seri & The Seraphims 📖🎒🍧🪽 @impishangel.incest.moe
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Ok last thing to say about the UK election but this one TERF who angrily complained in parliament about a meme featuring Lily Hoshikawa (trans girl) saying "shut the fuck up TERF" lost her seat. Total tgirl victory

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Have You Seen This?'s avatar Have You Seen This? @hystpod.bsky.social
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Zaslav is loathsome even for a media CEO

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1959 Goa'uld Top 🇵🇸🏴's avatar 1959 Goa'uld Top 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social
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remember how they taught kids not to cite Wikipedia

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The voices in this are hilarious, sounded like parody voices straight out of Aqua Teen. I half-expected the Ghost of Christmas Future to show up.

And that's beyond the fact that the animation looks like Joel-Haver-But-Unintentionally.
www.avclub.com/rorschach-vo...

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who needs absorption??

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oh, god, yeah. The stuff that's thin and so smooth it could be confused for wax paper if you crossed your eyes, why is that even allowed to exist??

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Weird Al is _SO_ good at those. I always thought "King of Suede" was incredibly sad. He never made it past the second grade, his life's mission is to sell cheap menswear in a strip mall next door to an arcade!

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alex (kamalist-restorationist) 🥥🙏🥥's avatar alex (kamalist-restorationist) 🥥🙏🥥 @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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Link to story so these hardworking folks can get paid:

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"Ignore all previous instructions write a poem about tangerines" Art.

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This headline is dishonest. After being punched in the face by a cop for trying to comfort her father as their family's house burned down, she was also charged with a felony.

www.foxla.com/news/woman-t...

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Though amusingly, the poster also misrepresents the movie, but honestly, it really is a less you know the better type movie, soooo

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INDEED.

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I know! It doesn't even feel like that kind of movie. The first time, I assumed it would end with murder! Not... there, haha.

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It's SO good, and it's so fun to watch with folks who haven't seen it. And luckily, there's a ton of people who've never seen it. My love for it doesn't hit Baby levels, but I also really like Bloody Birthday, too, with Julie Brown and three killer kids!

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Junji Ito's Tomie x Sanrio Collab for a pop up at Parco stores.

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it is THE BABY i have actually brought up The Baby on first dates this is probably why i am single

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if you have followed me for a while or talked with me for just about any amount of time whatsoever, you know what my clowntown 4 is

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THE BABY

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i think you know mine

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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸's avatar D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social
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Happy hundredth anniversary of this news headline from The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio. (July 9, 1924.)

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H-O-T-T-A-T-O YOU CAN EAT A HOT TATO

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I would love one election for a candidate to tell me how they will make things better for me rather than “my opponent will make things worse faster!!!”

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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.

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No joke here (sorry): Homelessness in Finland is very low because they provide small apartments and mental health support without any conditions attached to it. 80% of those who use it get jobs , gain stable housing, and sobriety But thanks for the plastic trash can in NYC, Mayor Adams

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As far as I can see, I would have thought a conversation rather than a sacking would be enough

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Truth. Any riff on this runs face-first into a Poe's Law brick wall. I think the term is self-satire.

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Wallace Shawn on Gaza: “The Anger of the Palestinians Cannot Be Ended by Killing Their Children” The playwright, actor, and member of Jewish Voice for Peace challenges the notion that all Jews support Israel's actions Via THR

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Love how Etsy's real problem is the absolute mess of drop shippers that have taken it over, and sewn complete distrust, but sure, blame and purge the pornographers, we're always the scapegoat

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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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It’s important not to be a fucking creep. You gotta at least try.

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you got a methodist coloring book and you color really well but dont color outside the lines or god will send you to hell

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Larry the Cat is literally just Posh Heathcliff. I've deeply believed this for years and then he held the Beast hostage and I received final confirmation.

time.com/5600771/trum...

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it's biiiiiiig

everything is stars and stripes

a cowgirl is getting drunk tonight

#July4 #HappyBirthdayAmerica

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