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Matthew

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Husband of one & father of five , at times I'll Photoshop stuff. He/Him

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🦊MythiccVixen 🔞 [drüsshe/drayr]'s avatar 🦊MythiccVixen 🔞 [drüsshe/drayr] @mythiccvixen.bsky.social
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I played D&D with some friends the other night and we all rolled our stats. I rolled fives across the board. I asked for a reroll and the DM said “No respec!” “I don’t get no respec?!” I asked. “No, you don’t get no respec.” No respect, I tell ya!

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🦊MythiccVixen 🔞 [drüsshe/drayr]'s avatar 🦊MythiccVixen 🔞 [drüsshe/drayr] @mythiccvixen.bsky.social
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I had a fishnet bra, once, but after a dolphin got caught in it, I decided I’d free both it and my tits.

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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social
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Happy 4th of July

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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they call them taste buds bc they're friends

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Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged) 's avatar Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “And if you're gonna quit, I don't give a shit. What the fuck, I'm a Mack truck. Are you gonna give up like a bitch, Or JUMP THE FUCK UP?”

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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “The body of Christ looked unto me. A preacher with cock in his hand. He wants you to suck off the Holy Ghost. And swallow the sins of man. ”

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Semi-feral Post Monger's avatar Semi-feral Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
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Alright Tesla haters, the truth hurts and you need to know that the Cybertruck looks pretty cool if you do this one weird trick

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Ahhhhh's avatar Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
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Some of you think we just fell out of a coconut tree

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That's a Men In Black entrance

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Return of the Cmonmacques's avatar Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social
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I think Joe Biden should step down and allow Dianne Feinstein to run instead

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Spooky Sara's avatar Spooky Sara @pashion.bsky.social
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eBay jackets and hats

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lol you’re not lying. That was worse than I expected.

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Jeramy Neugin 's avatar Jeramy Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social
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Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

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cum ham's avatar cum ham @cunexttuesday.gay
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I just think it's amazing how we let covid rip to make sure the economy didn't collapse and now the economy is collapsing, good job grown-ups you did it

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Made this randomly the other night for a comrade that loves Neutral Milk Hotel and Weezer.

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Taka Hanazawa's avatar Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social
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Emoji are so weird. Emoji are just like "what if Wing Dings was good, actually"

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would it be weirder if joe biden got trump pregnant or the other way around

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MindCrime's avatar MindCrime @mindcrime.bsky.social
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I feel like the easiest entry to "praxis" is joining, or forming a (labor) union. If your workplace isn't unionized, start talking to your coworkers, and reach out to unions in your industry/profession.

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If any politician running for president was truly smart, they’d offer Medicare for all…including pets lol.

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Yeah it’s great that it’s available but wish times weren’t as tough right now lol.

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Rad sticker spotted in Kenton.

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I wish I could help right now. I’m on the hook with Care Credit as well. Will see what I can do next paycheck.

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Captain Murphy D. Luffy 🏴‍☠️'s avatar Captain Murphy D. Luffy 🏴‍☠️ @sealab2021.org
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Still at $157. I understand lots of people need money and I hate ebegging but I shouldn't have to go $1077 in debt so I can keep my doggo healthy and free of pain but here we are.
Even $5 every once in awhile really adds up. Helping with payments is all I ask. #MutualAid
cash.app/$Captainmurp...

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Elad Nehorai's avatar Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social
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Yep. One of the biggest blind spots people have is assuming that underneath, others share the same basic values as them. They have trouble imagining an ideology that is completely misaligned with theirs.

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Steve Silberman's avatar Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social
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This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.

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Skam sticker spotting in Kenton

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Ra's al Dolezal's avatar Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.bsky.social
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WELCOME TO NORDSTROMS, BITCH! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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kurt russell terrier

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(del voice) toothless dog if u must wild thing if u must ugly dog if u must

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the funniest exercise of presidential power would be to burn down the supreme court citing the take care clause

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Mike Masnick's avatar Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social
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I see some good ideas being suggested, but here's my entry: he can now *commercially* pirate music, since to really be criminal rather than civil, needs to be commercial. So he could set up the White House's official pirate streaming service. And no one could do anything.

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That’s like one ravioli by weight. I’m so sorry.

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Hannah is resting 🟡's avatar Hannah is resting 🟡 @hannah.the-void.social
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the bathroom mirror in a tiny Portland maker space

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timeline cleanse (i'm peeing on my phone)

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